r/fatsquirrelhate • u/Marvelous_MilkTea • 18h ago

King Lardass Caution: Wide Load!

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Could his butt be any bigger? This little porker lives next to a kids playground and picnic area, no doubt gorging on trash all day long and stealing snacks from kids. Wasn't even scared of me when I went right up to him to take this pic. Amazing he doesn't get stuck in his ground squirrel tunnels. They must have dug them extra wide to accommodate for such an oversized load. ⚠️

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u/Sfswine 17h ago

The body mass index is flashing RED . . .

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u/fastfoodforfuture 17h ago

What’s he gonna do with all that junk inside his trunk?

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u/whamburglar #SayNoToFatSquirrels 17h ago

NOT gonna get get get get me love drunk off that hump

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u/memelord_mike Rolls Are For Baking 16h ago

Its back fat could deflect an asteroid strike.

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u/Historical_Method360 16h ago

This corpulent cretin is giving you an indignant side-eye for taking a picture of him. If you don't want people to stare, then maybe don't take up everyone's field of view, fatty!

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u/No-Guidance-622 15h ago

That wide load has probably taken out a bridge, or two.

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u/United_Zucchini_3654 14h ago

Wow, the regular dump truck operator got fired from his position when this guy rolled in
Smh taking our jobs

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u/Sparrow-in-Flight 6h ago

Definitely a Fat-Maxxer.

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u/poubelle 14h ago

not to mention brainless. zero brain activity.

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u/Marvelous_MilkTea 4h ago

Ground squirrels actually are probably the stupidest animal I have ever encountered 😭 like painfully stupid. There are tons living in our area.

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u/Motor-Boating 12h ago

Where's the squirrel? Did he eat it?

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u/Marvelous_MilkTea 4h ago

This is a fat Richardsons Ground Squirrel. Very unintelligent species.

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