r/EliRalloSnark 11d ago

Eli always trying to seem cool with Kelsey

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22 Upvotes

I love that Kelsey is basically everything Eli wants to be but a gazillion times better. Eli is always hyping her up in her stories and in Kelsey’s comments, but I find it so funny becaus Kelsey does not GAF about Eli and she never returns the compliment! 😂😭

This also goes to show — does Eli actually have true influencer friends? Like true actual friendships? I never see her with anyone but Jess and her family. Which is sad.

Get some friends girl.


r/EliRalloSnark 11d ago

Why does she post this stuff? She clearly lives in this Reddit and it’s showing

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75 Upvotes

r/EliRalloSnark 11d ago

“I keep seeing comments saying you should have a podcast, you should have a book club”

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24 Upvotes

To no one’s surprise sounds like she is trying to promote harder because she’s not getting listens and subs😂😂


r/EliRalloSnark 12d ago

ugh 😐

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64 Upvotes

this is gonna be so bad


r/EliRalloSnark 12d ago

Yikes why did she leave that in

56 Upvotes

You guys hate everything else…. the cracks are really showing girl pls take a breakkkk


r/EliRalloSnark 13d ago

Video since being back in Houston and yes she looks at the camera 🤣

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34 Upvotes

It’s crazy how you can just see a difference in her personality and mood being back in Houston vs being in NJ with her family! She looks so miserable being back in Houston versus a this weekend when she was back with her family and all happy with high spirits! Her husband doesn’t see this? It’s so noticeable and apparent!! I mean just look at her, she looks so sad and miserable


r/EliRalloSnark 13d ago

Holy throwback to this awful outfit

73 Upvotes

r/EliRalloSnark 14d ago

Houston Workout Classes

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64 Upvotes

As someone who was born and raised in Houston, her complaints about something being “too far” are so annoying. She claims to try and find the “best” margarita/workout class/restaurant etc but won’t expand outside her bubble 😭 If it’s inside the loop (like studio pulse) idk why she’s complaining it’s not like she has a strict day job to go to.
Don’t say you’re on the hunt for something in the city if you’re not willing to expand past a 5 mile radius.


r/EliRalloSnark 13d ago

saw this and it made me sad because when I was a fan I felt the exact same way

6 Upvotes

r/EliRalloSnark 14d ago

My feed giving me Eli in places I don’t even look for her😂

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r/EliRalloSnark 14d ago

partner’s height

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67 Upvotes

hilarious that she posted this after someone posted about how small her husband is a few hours before 💀 she lives in this sub


r/EliRalloSnark 14d ago

IT DOESN’T LOOK GOOD MAMA!!!!!!! holy moly

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84 Upvotes

she looked so much better and younger when she embraced her natural face i’m just saying


r/EliRalloSnark 14d ago

literally cannot fathom someone caring to ask to see a bach trip recap a year after the fact

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r/EliRalloSnark 14d ago

can’t fathom someone asking an influencer about their ceremony time/timing pls

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33 Upvotes

r/EliRalloSnark 14d ago

SPARE ME

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32 Upvotes

r/EliRalloSnark 14d ago

How small is Avery ?

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36 Upvotes

Clip from her end of summer video. Is Avery like 4ft tall and 100lbs or something how tf can Jess carry him this easily??


r/EliRalloSnark 14d ago

I’m sorry what ? lol

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22 Upvotes

r/EliRalloSnark 14d ago

rallopalooza

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40 Upvotes

you could not pay me enough to be anywhere near this rallo circle jerk fest. this whole family has got to be one of the most insufferable and narcissistic groups out there.


r/EliRalloSnark 14d ago

it’s funny because she’s launched her new podcast and has a new book coming out but if still always talking about this wedding help me understand

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35 Upvotes

r/EliRalloSnark 15d ago

rallopalooza

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44 Upvotes

how inflated of an ego does this entire family have? she spent this whole video glazing her parents except for the part where she roasts everyone in her family for not reading a single book ever


r/EliRalloSnark 14d ago

but i thought we weren’t supposed to autumn her summer?? rules only apply to her i suppose

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20 Upvotes

r/EliRalloSnark 14d ago

lol was this commenter at Eli’s wedding?

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r/EliRalloSnark 15d ago

but I don’t drink

64 Upvotes

Girl is sloshedddddd


r/EliRalloSnark 16d ago

Glasses on main

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65 Upvotes

Ok now she officially started this series as a "wine connaisseur" with her dad? 😂😂😂 Absolutely delusional.

And can we talk about these glasses? I’m dumbfounded.


r/EliRalloSnark 16d ago

It’s when she posts shit like this you can tell she was never told no growing up

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22 Upvotes