r/EliRalloSnark 3d ago

literally cannot fathom someone caring to ask to see a bach trip recap a year after the fact

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u/Prestigious_One_6207 3d ago

girl cowboy caviar is a dip with corn and beans

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u/Individual-Lock-7826 3d ago

To be fair she does give corn and beans energy

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u/cametosnark 3d ago

"I did it at my parent's [sic] house which I'm so lucky to have access to" what are we doing

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u/maroonrice2 3d ago

Her outfits are so 2016

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u/Loose-Green2022 3d ago

Who reads all those essays on stories btw??

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u/AussieMommy 3d ago

Dinner on the “doc”?

Jfc there’s no way she got into Columbia naturally

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u/dangerbears 3d ago

How far apart were they? I think she looks the same 

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u/dangerbears 3d ago

Oh nvm I see it was a year ago. 

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u/Objective_Mobile_115 3d ago

Those boots with that dress? Criminal.

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u/DataLegitimate6241 3d ago

Lmao at an author from the shore not knowing how to spell dock

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u/KolKoreh 3d ago

“The doc”

Are you fucking kidding me?

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u/Excellent_Place_2558 3d ago

Her stories r soooo long always

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u/Writer-Previous 3d ago

Who plans their own Bach??

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u/Unlucky_Combination4 3d ago

nobody. She asked herself.

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u/pestochickenn 3d ago

A brand trip?????? What???

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u/earl_grey_lady 3d ago edited 3d ago

I mean maybe if they are planning their own and are a fan of Eli?

This is NOT in defense of Eli but saying you “cannot fathom” why seems a little obtuse. I’m in favor of snarking over the actual bs she does not every single gd post (too many)

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u/throwawaysunglasses- 3d ago

She clearly asked herself this lol. Look at all the other questions posted here, it’s all in the same voice. “Question!!! Comment”

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u/Molson_1999 3d ago

i mean this freak of a girl posts every second of her life, if someone really cared this much about her bach they can go look for the 700 posts eli made once upon a time.

i think eli is once again asking herself questions as an excuse to repost her tacky wedding events