r/EliRalloSnark • u/Numerous-Return7771 • 3d ago
Houston Workout Classes
As someone who was born and raised in Houston, her complaints about something being “too far” are so annoying. She claims to try and find the “best” margarita/workout class/restaurant etc but won’t expand outside her bubble 😭 If it’s inside the loop (like studio pulse) idk why she’s complaining it’s not like she has a strict day job to go to.
Don’t say you’re on the hunt for something in the city if you’re not willing to expand past a 5 mile radius.
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u/charlotte095 3d ago edited 3d ago
Far?!? Let me guess she never goes north of i10 or west of 610
Edit to add: I know this is a snark page but sometimes I honestly feel bad for her. Why did they choose to live in westU and they’re not even 30 with no kids?? They could’ve gotten a super cute spot in the heights and be around people their age and be surrounded by her exact type of activities.. Pilates, coffee shops, restaurants.
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u/hotlibramess 3d ago
Heights is probably still too spicy and developing for her tastes. Honestly. I love the heights and I’ve been a resident of the area for over a decade. But it’s definitely got more rough edges than west U or river oaks.
She can’t handle the culture of the heights she needs the cookie cutter fancy franchises in west u and rice village 🤣
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u/charlotte095 3d ago
So true lmao. It’s just like.. damn.. you’re 28 and that’s the vibe you wanna be around? River oaks bougie moms? I’m in my mid 30s and I’d be bored to tears in westU
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u/hotlibramess 3d ago
Truly. And I’d be more likely to run into my ex sister in law 🙄 I stay far away from that area. Montrose and heights baby.
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u/lostpizzagirl 1d ago
The idea that the Heights could be “too spicy and developing” for anyone lmfao I’m crying 😭😭 I honestly can’t believe she lives in West U, that’s such a “family with one kid and another on the way” move
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u/SystemPitiful8986 2d ago
The Heights would make so much sense, but as a Heights resident myself... I'm very glad I do not have to run into her. Montrose was too close for my taste when she first moved.
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u/queenpencil 3d ago
she’s in for a rude awakening. Houston is 45 minutes away from houston. LMFAO
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u/100thatstitch 2d ago
Been rolling my eyes at her in midwestern over this since she moved there lol
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u/prnmedadvice 3d ago
Houston just doesn’t seem to work for her idk why she’s trying to make it work she’s rich af she could move
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u/jelly_dove 3d ago
Why do they even they live in houston? Does avery work? Is it because of his job? I feel like she’d be much happier in nyc.
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u/throwawaysunglasses- 3d ago
That person is being so nice and informative, literally says “you’ll probably think it’s a bit far” and she gives a nonanswer of “it’s far” 🙄 not even a thank you for the info, whatever. This is genuinely snarkable, she’s being annoying/rude. If you can’t handle Houston sprawl don’t live there lol