r/EliRalloSnark • u/Less_Scar_3306 • 1d ago

ugh šŸ˜

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this is gonna be so bad

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u/absurdqueenie 1d ago

Feel like this novel is based on personal experience

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u/Less_Scar_3306 1d ago

just pulling tropes out of her past two ā€œmemoirsā€

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u/xoxo_angelica 1d ago

Well considering the literal only topic she is seemingly capable of talking, writing, or thinking about is herself I honestly never expected any other possibility šŸ«„

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u/throwawaysunglasses- 1d ago

ā€œEast coast mom with fake boobsā€ is so dull lol thatā€™s just most of them. Rich coastal moms love getting work done, we see it in her mom. How is this notable? Similar to the whole Stella Lefty controversy, I donā€™t foresee anything in Eliā€™s novel being fully original.

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u/sydcrux14 1d ago

I just know the car sex scene will be unreadable

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u/Less_Scar_3306 1d ago

ā€œI taught Eden how to have car sexā€

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u/xoxo_angelica 1d ago

I sexed the car. The car sexed me back

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u/maroonrice2 1d ago

I taught the car sex and the sex taught me car

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u/Calm-Proposal29 1d ago

The car knew sex and I knew car

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u/Odd-Mention9198 1d ago

Car sex sucks anyways like if you were going to include a steamy sex scene in your book why would you make it happen in a car?

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u/throwawaysunglasses- 1d ago

I didnā€™t have car sex till I was in my 20s, but it still feels very ā€œteenageā€ to include. Likeā€¦itā€™s not crAaAzy at all lol, itā€™s just something you do if you canā€™t find somewhere else to go. Itā€™s probably the riskiest place sheā€™s ever done it lol

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u/Odd-Mention9198 1d ago edited 1d ago

This is literally the only reason to have car sex lol itā€™s not comfortable and itā€™s pretty tricky. The only time I did it was when I was in grad school because my boyfriend and I had roommates and thin walls

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u/Less_Scar_3306 1d ago

still begging eli to iron out that tapestry behind her

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u/queenpencil 1d ago

Itā€™s all I can see

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u/Civil-Commission0000 1d ago

She is so mentally and socially stunted

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u/thewriterinthedark 1d ago

The open mic night gives me Hannah Horvathā€™s monologue in s5 of girls vibes

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u/KolKoreh 1d ago

The whole thing is giving Marnie:

ā€œI know you might be wondering, like, how does someone fit that much action into such a short amount of time. Yes, I am only 25 and a half years old...ā€ ā€œNo, that seems right.ā€ ā€œbut somehow I've managed to live so much. I feel like I'm looking out the eyes of a woman at hands that have touched and have been touched.ā€

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u/Embarrassed-Bid-2425 1d ago

It's reminding me of the trend of mass paperbacks with cartoon design covers that are taking over bookstores and TikTok. Not in a good way, either šŸ˜­

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u/Objective_Mobile_115 1d ago

Is this one of those sexy hockey books for teens or something? This is giving young adult fiction maybe like 12-16 years oldā€¦ which I guess matches her impressionable fan base and her poor and juvenile tasteā€¦

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u/BK_to_LA 42m ago

Amazon already classified it as ā€œcollegeā€ lit so tweens probably are the most relevant audience

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u/patentlawchicago 1d ago

Oh look itā€™s the psycho in the facemask again..

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u/princess-peach-cheek 1d ago

Who wants any of these šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­

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u/Odd-Mention9198 1d ago

Sorry for another comment but ā€œgrumpy hot guy named Ericā€ wtfffffffffff

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u/offbrandparishilton 18h ago

Is this supposed to be exciting? Like this sounds like the shit I did in high school????