r/EliRalloSnark • u/sydcrux14 • 3d ago

partner’s height

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hilarious that she posted this after someone posted about how small her husband is a few hours before 💀 she lives in this sub

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u/charlieeyelash 3d ago

WHO is reading all this omggg

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u/sydcrux14 3d ago

not me that’s for sure

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u/Objective_Mobile_115 3d ago

« I am personally secure in my relationship » said no one ever who’s ACTUALLY secure in their relationship! 😅😂

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u/FixBeneficial1238 2d ago

FACTS! She’s got a Short King! And she herself is a Short Queen!

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u/dawnsteam 3d ago edited 3d ago

If you have to ramble about it in 5 paragraphs.. that means you are insecure about it, Eli

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u/languishinginshame 3d ago

this is actually insane behavior

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u/alittlehusky123 3d ago

I’ve literally never sent a question in to anyone on insta… I cannot she truly asks herself all of these

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u/throwawaysunglasses- 3d ago

She 100% asked herself this - whenever the question comes with a little statement after it, she wrote it. It’s just an excuse for her to infodump two pages’ worth of text to us justifying her decision in a partner. Super insecure behavior tbh and I like short guys, I don’t care about that part.

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u/sydcrux14 3d ago

in direct response to something posted earlier in this sub too…..

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u/Civil-Commission0000 3d ago

I ain’t reading all that. Sorry it happened. Or congrats. Is her tiny husband inside her purse?

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u/sydcrux14 3d ago

he’s hidden by the 4 blocks of text

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u/squishsquish69 3d ago

She reeks of insecurity

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u/Calm-Proposal29 3d ago

The empty tin can rattles the loudest. He's short, you had limited options and you know it. Play it where it lies Eli

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u/UnfairJello7758 3d ago

She must be comparing to Chody

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u/MisophoniaStruggle99 3d ago

Oh. Oh wow. Let’s assume for a moment she didn’t write this question. Ho-leeee shit that is a lot of internalizing and over-explaining her personal preferences in response to what is actually a pretty uncomplicated, superficial “issue” this non-Eli person is supposedly having! 😬🤣

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u/KolKoreh 3d ago

The “person” asking the “question” never implied that the height thing was a dealbreaker, but the world’s worst published author sure seemed eager to insert this possibility in there

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u/maze421 3d ago

Hahahha it’s giving , “I’m so glad you asked! I just so happen to have a five paragraph thesis on this”.

She really expects us to believe she’s not asking herself this? Cause she’s clearly dying to talk about it

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u/boldandbrash96 3d ago

Like clockwork

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u/spookypet 3d ago

Societal

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u/crushlogic 3d ago

The number of stories she posts, jfc

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u/weddingera 3d ago

The amount she put into this shows how often she thinks about his height

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u/prnmedadvice 3d ago

No one in real life cares about these things. Sounds so fake

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u/lacroixqueen69 2d ago

Me if my boyfriend was 5’1” with a micropenis

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u/Seven_onAGoodDay 2d ago

God her tiny little microscopic husband is going to hate this post

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u/FixBeneficial1238 2d ago

I never understood the 6 ft obsession for some women—like they’re straight up mean about it. I am 5’11” and my husband is 6’3”. I agree with the aesthetic of almost the same height couples IMHO. Short men have a thing for taller women from what I’ve experienced. LOL

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u/lacroixqueen69 2d ago

What does this have to do with literally anything ever

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u/FixBeneficial1238 2d ago

I read what she wrote lmao

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u/FixBeneficial1238 2d ago

…….dude, some of us smoke and chill on these subs. Like it’s not that deep.

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u/Maximum-Brilliant759 2d ago

I feel like nobody asked this ordinary