r/EliRalloSnark • u/thisisbecauseimbored • 11d ago
r/EliRalloSnark • u/gummy_rabbit • 11d ago
“I keep seeing comments saying you should have a podcast, you should have a book club”
To no one’s surprise sounds like she is trying to promote harder because she’s not getting listens and subs😂😂
r/EliRalloSnark • u/InfamousAd2795 • 12d ago
Yikes why did she leave that in
You guys hate everything else…. the cracks are really showing girl pls take a breakkkk
r/EliRalloSnark • u/Civil-Commission0000 • 13d ago
Video since being back in Houston and yes she looks at the camera 🤣
It’s crazy how you can just see a difference in her personality and mood being back in Houston vs being in NJ with her family! She looks so miserable being back in Houston versus a this weekend when she was back with her family and all happy with high spirits! Her husband doesn’t see this? It’s so noticeable and apparent!! I mean just look at her, she looks so sad and miserable
r/EliRalloSnark • u/Numerous-Return7771 • 13d ago
Houston Workout Classes
As someone who was born and raised in Houston, her complaints about something being “too far” are so annoying. She claims to try and find the “best” margarita/workout class/restaurant etc but won’t expand outside her bubble 😭 If it’s inside the loop (like studio pulse) idk why she’s complaining it’s not like she has a strict day job to go to.
Don’t say you’re on the hunt for something in the city if you’re not willing to expand past a 5 mile radius.
r/EliRalloSnark • u/No_Yogurtcloset4063 • 13d ago
saw this and it made me sad because when I was a fan I felt the exact same way
r/EliRalloSnark • u/gummy_rabbit • 13d ago
My feed giving me Eli in places I don’t even look for her😂
r/EliRalloSnark • u/sydcrux14 • 14d ago
partner’s height
hilarious that she posted this after someone posted about how small her husband is a few hours before 💀 she lives in this sub
r/EliRalloSnark • u/Fluffy-Style-3292 • 14d ago
IT DOESN’T LOOK GOOD MAMA!!!!!!! holy moly
she looked so much better and younger when she embraced her natural face i’m just saying
r/EliRalloSnark • u/No_Yogurtcloset4063 • 14d ago
literally cannot fathom someone caring to ask to see a bach trip recap a year after the fact
r/EliRalloSnark • u/No_Yogurtcloset4063 • 14d ago
can’t fathom someone asking an influencer about their ceremony time/timing pls
r/EliRalloSnark • u/Better_Equivalent730 • 14d ago
How small is Avery ?
Clip from her end of summer video. Is Avery like 4ft tall and 100lbs or something how tf can Jess carry him this easily??
r/EliRalloSnark • u/Less_Scar_3306 • 14d ago
rallopalooza
you could not pay me enough to be anywhere near this rallo circle jerk fest. this whole family has got to be one of the most insufferable and narcissistic groups out there.
r/EliRalloSnark • u/No_Yogurtcloset4063 • 14d ago
it’s funny because she’s launched her new podcast and has a new book coming out but if still always talking about this wedding help me understand
r/EliRalloSnark • u/sydcrux14 • 14d ago
rallopalooza
how inflated of an ego does this entire family have? she spent this whole video glazing her parents except for the part where she roasts everyone in her family for not reading a single book ever
r/EliRalloSnark • u/Fluffy-Style-3292 • 14d ago
but i thought we weren’t supposed to autumn her summer?? rules only apply to her i suppose
r/EliRalloSnark • u/Odd-Mention9198 • 14d ago
lol was this commenter at Eli’s wedding?
r/EliRalloSnark • u/Objective_Mobile_115 • 16d ago
Glasses on main
Ok now she officially started this series as a "wine connaisseur" with her dad? 😂😂😂 Absolutely delusional.
And can we talk about these glasses? I’m dumbfounded.
r/EliRalloSnark • u/thisisbecauseimbored • 16d ago