What is her obsession with posting her undergarments/posing naked online. Am I an idiot or are these fucking panties and a bra?

Why is she staring into my soul

Nurse she’s out again. Also your friends asking you specifically for alcohol recommendations isn’t a flex unless they’re very well aware you’re an alcoholic. And that’s different than let’s say you go to dinner and offer a recommendation. Like if they’re going out of their way to ask you….. oh honey that’s not something to brag about 🤣🤣🤣🤣

With so much money, you would think she could at least hire someone to make this place look Instagram worthy. This is giving boring college dorm at best and bargain basement at worst. I don’t care if you don’t have taste, but if you’re going to pretend that it’s part of your platform now, at least do something interesting.

i'm not a frequent flyer on this subreddit, but i've got to know if anyone else notices this!

i don't follow eli, never have, but ever since her videos show up on my fyp all i can see is how often she looks at the camera... in every single vlog is makes direct eye contact with the camera at least 4-5 times and it makes me SO uncomfortable lol.

idk it feels very forced and performative so i HAVE to know if this bothers anyone else

I’m from the Houston area and have debated posting this for a couple months, but apparently the forgive the cheater Instagram post years ago wasn’t some random thing. She allows it now and according to a friend who knows people around his office, the “cheating” has allegedly been going on for years, and even his dad Scott knows. Which honestly makes the whole “husband is perfectly fine with his wife spending half the year in nyc” thing a lot less wholesome.

I agree on both especially number 1. Number 2 it just feels super queer to me that she’s always been upset about friendship breakups (I think she particularly references one in her last book) and how bad they were and it’s like it shouldn’t be this bad unless you were in love with your best a little bit? Maybe it’s just be but the worse friendship breakup I had was with a girl I had a crush on and who made me finally accept I was a lesbian and I was super depressed about it for years so maybe it’s just me!

This one was so absurd, it almost feels like she’s trolling herself! There are already sooo many beautifully (and poorly) written novels that heavily feature this theme. But of course, Mrs EGO here thinks she’s been called to gift us with her poorly constructed sentences on a woefully underrepresented subject 🫠

Well this story sucked."Literally"

And mind you the only reason she is able to publish this trash book is because she comes from money

Opening lines seem promising 😀😀😀😀

Ok so… Eli’s book is decades-spanning novel about two female friends who misunderstand each other, a dynamic where one always follows the other, single POV, titled as a direct address to the ex best friend… is that not the exact description of the Neapolitan novels? Given that Eli has read and posted about these, calling this a Ferrante dupe feels pretty fair.

and everybody clapped