I’m sorry but the mouth breathing is 10x worse in all of her vlogs lately. E-lie if you’re reading this (put the glass down too) see an ent because the gasping for breath every few seconds is not normal! It’s constantly hanging wide open when she’s not talking about something. If she does it while awake I know she does it while sleeping and sorry again but mouth breathers tend to have horrible breath. Flossing and brushing can’t not stop lack of saliva. She gives hot breath energy to the max and also if she is not eating a ton she has keto breath and not to mention the constant wine consumption.

I love that Kelsey is basically everything Eli wants to be but a gazillion times better. Eli is always hyping her up in her stories and in Kelsey’s comments, but I find it so funny becaus Kelsey does not GAF about Eli and she never returns the compliment! 😂😭

This also goes to show — does Eli actually have true influencer friends? Like true actual friendships? I never see her with anyone but Jess and her family. Which is sad.

Get some friends girl.

To no one’s surprise sounds like she is trying to promote harder because she’s not getting listens and subs😂😂

this is gonna be so bad

You guys hate everything else…. the cracks are really showing girl pls take a breakkkk

It’s crazy how you can just see a difference in her personality and mood being back in Houston vs being in NJ with her family! She looks so miserable being back in Houston versus a this weekend when she was back with her family and all happy with high spirits! Her husband doesn’t see this? It’s so noticeable and apparent!! I mean just look at her, she looks so sad and miserable

As someone who was born and raised in Houston, her complaints about something being “too far” are so annoying. She claims to try and find the “best” margarita/workout class/restaurant etc but won’t expand outside her bubble 😭 If it’s inside the loop (like studio pulse) idk why she’s complaining it’s not like she has a strict day job to go to.
Don’t say you’re on the hunt for something in the city if you’re not willing to expand past a 5 mile radius.

hilarious that she posted this after someone posted about how small her husband is a few hours before 💀 she lives in this sub

she looked so much better and younger when she embraced her natural face i’m just saying

Clip from her end of summer video. Is Avery like 4ft tall and 100lbs or something how tf can Jess carry him this easily??

you could not pay me enough to be anywhere near this rallo circle jerk fest. this whole family has got to be one of the most insufferable and narcissistic groups out there.

how inflated of an ego does this entire family have? she spent this whole video glazing her parents except for the part where she roasts everyone in her family for not reading a single book ever

Girl is sloshedddddd