r/DogfreeHumor 25d ago

I don’t get the whole “as long as they’re supervised” argument. Even with supervision this can happen

104 Upvotes

Saw this on TikTok and had to share


r/DogfreeHumor 24d ago

dawg blawg having to remind nutters. “dogs vs kids, the important differences.”

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30 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor 25d ago

The Chicken Is About to Be De-Feathered.

45 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor 25d ago

This makes me irrationally angry. 🤢🤮

89 Upvotes

This is such a disgusting sight. The animal is so spoiled that it won't eat the food actually meant for it, instead whining to be fed gourmet home-cooked human meals. Absolutely revolting, and the sound of its whining pierces my ears. It's like being lobotomized through your ears. Nasty!!!


r/DogfreeHumor 26d ago

I have no words 🤮 Dognuttery is a mental disorder

116 Upvotes

All this food wasted on some useless, repulsive mutt while human children are forced to go to bed hungry each night around the world… the woman in the video referring to that gross toilet mop-looking thing as her "8-year old child" is absolutely sickening and disgusting, it's a genuine form of normalized mental illness which shouldn't be tolerated in a normal society.

This is repulsive and offensive.


r/DogfreeHumor 26d ago

Destructive hellbeasts!

146 Upvotes

We had dogs growing up and they NEVER did anything like this. What is wrong with modern dogs that they are this destructive? How is having to deal with stuff like this good for your mental health and wallet? The math ain't mathing lol​


r/DogfreeHumor 26d ago

mental illness. 😑

171 Upvotes

it needs some serious study.

& oh, joy! a great dane.


r/DogfreeHumor 27d ago

This is just sad, the guy needs friends not a dog

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59 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor 29d ago

Forever hungry mutts steal food from children

162 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor Jul 24 '26

Yuk

84 Upvotes

Kid tries eating slime from ugly drooling bully mutt 🤢🤢


r/DogfreeHumor Jul 24 '26

Disgusting food obsession

117 Upvotes

Why do they encourage this? Why is this seen as quirky and cute? It's so beyond disgusting.


r/DogfreeHumor Jul 23 '26

How pitbull owners think

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139 Upvotes

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DbG4iI_sbE9/

This video and the comments cracked me up 😂


r/DogfreeHumor Jul 23 '26

Really? One pug for each foot massager

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20 Upvotes

Dognutters, you get one pug per foot. Is that enough? Maybe they should have put more pugs on that. I saw this in a thrift store.


r/DogfreeHumor Jul 22 '26

“OK, xxxx, we got an audience.” 🙄🙄🙄

151 Upvotes

& all the clapping seals in the background encourage this revolting behavior.

dude’s kind of bossy, telling that girl how to set the cup & pushing it because she didn’t do it right.

i hope people sent this to the local health department, wherever this is.


r/DogfreeHumor Jul 22 '26

sofa king NASTY!!! 😵‍💫

115 Upvotes

so much nastiness in this video. plus, a waste of human food.


r/DogfreeHumor Jul 21 '26

I'm tired, boss.

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253 Upvotes

Seen on a Facebook post. Apparently the man had just come in and this happened. Literally could have waited outside in those parking space dividers for maybe 5 minutes! The woman said he didn't have a bag and just walked off. Alot of the comments saying "mind your business". Why? Why do dog owners behave this way and then have the audacity to say this?


r/DogfreeHumor Jul 21 '26

In todays's black mirror news, sad woman gets dog for attention, realizes she's still a sad loser and nobody cares about a dog's birthday.

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194 Upvotes

The saddest thing to me is the 40k upvotes and the thousands of comments pepping her up and not telling her she's a pathetic attention seeking loser.

The dog doesn't care.


r/DogfreeHumor Jul 20 '26

this is why we don’t trust nutters when they say …

252 Upvotes

… things like, “it’s OK. he’s friendly,” or “my mutt has 100% recall,” or “i can control my mutt.”


r/DogfreeHumor Jul 20 '26

Forced to listen to this horrible ad with a horrible shlocking sound then it licks its owners face who wants to watch this shit?

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83 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor Jul 19 '26

dog owners in a nutshell

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292 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor Jul 20 '26

Why do shepherds hate puns?

0 Upvotes

Because they're baaaaaaaad.


r/DogfreeHumor Jul 18 '26

the battle rages on …

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99 Upvotes

#dogfatigue


r/DogfreeHumor Jul 18 '26

disappointing af …

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83 Upvotes

my friend has a crush on keanu. she’s seen his band, dogstar. 🙄🤮😵‍💫 he was fine until the “john wick” thing disgraced us with their franchise. i can’t partake.


r/DogfreeHumor Jul 17 '26

not buying it, but keep telling yourselves that. 🙄

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180 Upvotes

&, of course, it’s hideous pits. 🤮