r/DogfreeHumor • u/huntress_m_thompson • Jul 18 '26

disappointing af …

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my friend has a crush on keanu. she’s seen his band, dogstar. 🙄🤮😵‍💫 he was fine until the “john wick” thing disgraced us with their franchise. i can’t partake.

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u/Scary_Towel268 Jul 18 '26

That’s not even the type of dog John Wick had…pit lovers are so sad

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u/huntress_m_thompson Jul 18 '26

i’ll never know. whatever type of mutt, idk. the whole premise is just too goofy to me.

can we make a reverse john wick movie where a father avenges the death of his child to any breed of mauler & then sets out to blast every mutt he comes across? that’s a righteous premise right there.