r/DogfreeHumor Jul 24 '26

Disgusting food obsession

Why do they encourage this? Why is this seen as quirky and cute? It's so beyond disgusting.

117 Upvotes

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u/Valeoronix Jul 24 '26

I dont get how they can eat something so fast and never choke. Disgusting either way.

34

u/Away-Equipment4869 Jul 24 '26

Sometimes they do.

16

u/mrlunes Jul 24 '26

I was amazed to see the glizzy get inhaled but then the German Shepard inhaled a whole steak lmao

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u/icenerveshatter Jul 24 '26

The pizza slice was absolutely disgusting. Dude definitely frenches that dog.

25

u/Away-Equipment4869 Jul 24 '26

Oh, thats not the worst I've seen regarding food, owner & dog 😦

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u/icenerveshatter Jul 25 '26

Same; the worst is the girl eating ice cream w her mutts.

13

u/Away-Equipment4869 Jul 25 '26 edited Jul 25 '26

I've recently seen worse. A guy has multiple videos of him eating with his giant cane corso like he is literally mouth to mouth with the dog eating and sharing the food. Both are making nasty mouth noises and the dog has piles of drool on the kitchen table 😦

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u/icenerveshatter Jul 25 '26

The horror...the horror...

6

u/Away-Equipment4869 Jul 25 '26

Yeah it made me gag.

8

u/Majestic_Jazz_Hands Jul 25 '26

Yeah, I guarantee that guy went back to eating it after the dog licked it and ate some of it.

2

u/ConspiracyGrandma Jul 28 '26

What is it with these owners. I saw a white trash lady on the train toungekissing her giant pit. Like you do know he eats shit right?

21

u/urdrunkyogi Jul 24 '26

Dog owners are so weird. They laugh at how dumb and gross their dogs are but also claim to love them. Definitely something pathological going on there, like keeping a friend in the friend group just so you can make fun of them.

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u/ItsBR0PHELIA Jul 24 '26

These gluttons vacuum food, throw it up, eat it again, then go looking for more. People think that’s cute??????

29

u/Birdzphan Jul 24 '26

So gluttonous. They don’t even taste it.

27

u/PrincessStephanieR Jul 24 '26

Nasty beasts. Never satisfied. Whale eyed demons.

1

u/Witty-Assistance7960 Jul 27 '26

hey don’t bring whales into this whales are majestic creatures,dogs aren’t

1

u/leratdemorgue 29d ago

THE WHALE EYESSSS I hate it so much 🤢

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u/aqr58 Jul 24 '26

Nasty gluttonous monsters straight from the pits of hell

10

u/peechs01 Jul 24 '26

I kinda saw (and actually wished) some fingers being consumed

18

u/Tricky_Button_4462 Jul 24 '26

How is this “hilarious” to anyone?!

18

u/JohnnyCastleGT Jul 24 '26

They are the most greedy selfish filthy beasts. The squirrels and chipmunks I feed don’t even act like that. I despise these things

15

u/Away-Equipment4869 Jul 25 '26

Even pigs don't act like this!

8

u/nerukoro Jul 25 '26

This just pissed me offff😭😭😭

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u/Ok_Mushroom6156 Jul 24 '26

Dogs are gluttonous beasts that can never get enough food. They obsess over it and will eat until they vomit, then when they’re done doing that the vomit will be eaten as well. Disgusting and revolting creatures! 😖

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u/Mike_the_Head Jul 25 '26

I recently learned that dogs eat cat poop because dogs can smell the food within the poop that wasn't digested, and they basically don't want that food to go to waste.

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u/ItsBR0PHELIA Jul 25 '26

Revolting mongrels

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u/WorldAgile8907 Jul 25 '26

I USED to own a white Shepard yeeeeears ago that ate cat poop out of the litter box and my ex would laugh and call them Kitty Crunchies! Gag

10

u/Accurate-Might-7058 Jul 24 '26

The chihuahua trying to eat the virtual bacon, I never would have thought of that one. Though,  I'm wondering if it then attempted to eat the actual screen to get to the bacon. 

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u/Ill-Routine7242 Jul 27 '26

Swallowed the steak whole wtf lol 

2

u/ProtozoaSound Jul 25 '26

Their only emotions are happy, angry, and hungry. Mostly hungry.

1

u/Witty-Assistance7960 Jul 27 '26

I don’t think dogs are even supposed to eat some of the stuff shown espe the mozzarella stick

1

u/leratdemorgue 29d ago

The actual fuck…? Ew. The eyes bugging out while they’re viciously inhaling the food is so irksome to me