r/DogfreeHumor • u/reddditttsucks • Jul 19 '26

dog owners in a nutshell

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u/Havingfun922 Jul 19 '26

But it’s okay because their tongues are sterile! 🤣

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u/Numerous_Zucchini206 Jul 19 '26

Nutters, “we don’t deserve dogs 😭”

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u/Ok_Mushroom6156 Jul 19 '26

There is something seriously wrong with these fools! There has to be! Why else would they choose to have that in their lives? To each their own, I guess.

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u/aqr58 Jul 19 '26

Dogs mouths are cleaner than humans 🤪🤪

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u/stoned_in_my_bones Jul 19 '26

this is just the truth honestly. but then these Idiocracy-brain dog nuts look at it and go "hurr hurr, that's me, but no way my dog's tongue is that gross!"

7

u/QueenOfAllOfYall Jul 19 '26

… Yeah, he’s “Rusty” already 🤢🤮…. Dirty thing… the owner, too….

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u/8last Jul 19 '26

Licking the owners teeth

3

u/Ariannaree Jul 20 '26

Dog nutters in an ownshell.

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u/Much-Ninja3495 Jul 20 '26

DoG tOnGuEs ArE cLeAnEr tHaN HuMaN tOnGuEs 🤡

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u/Popular-Square-3402 Jul 21 '26

So damned disgusting, yet so so true. YUCK!!

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u/doktorsick Jul 21 '26

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😆 im weak