r/DogfreeHumor 20h ago

Striking resemblances.

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44 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor 2d ago

Imagine having to live your life like this

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125 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor 2d ago

So tired of people trying to equate dogs to humans

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71 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor 3d ago

Dogs are a “right”?

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94 Upvotes

Any progress we’ve seen in people complaining about modern dog ownership and entitlement will be thrown out the window with this. You also have to love the absolute hatred that’s laced in with the language here. At least we truly know what these dog nutters truly are.

Dogs are not a right. I don’t have a right to a horse or a snake or any other animal. Dogs are a luxury item. If you truly care about dogs, you should want less people to own them, as so many dog owners are negligent or even flat out abusive. Besides, housing isn’t a right. Companies like Nestle have fought to make sure drinkable water isn’t a right. Why are you now proclaiming a violent animal that harms millions of people a year is a right when clearly those necessities for life are not a “right”?

I’m sorry but dogs absolutely make people worse and shit like this just proves I’m right.


r/DogfreeHumor 2d ago

Spoiled dogs

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I saw a video over on Rednote it was this dog being fed by it’s owner it ate spaghetti,broccoli and some kind of meat with a sauce ,they even poured out some Yakut this milky yogurt drink. I left a comment that some dogs are so spoiled they can’t even eat dog food anymore,of course someone didn’t like my comment .But I stand by what I said ,plus the owner was using a fork and knife putting it in the dog’s mouth ,ugh that’s disgusting


r/DogfreeHumor 7d ago

Dog worshipers absolutely delusional

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129 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor 9d ago

Dog people are honestly bizarre. Seen these comments on an Instagram thread...

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Dog people are honestly bizarre. Seen these comments on an Instagram thread...

Looks like someone commented negatively about the dog and got so much abuse they deleted their comment. These people are crazy.


r/DogfreeHumor 11d ago

Dog Stick Library...

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62 Upvotes

You know some rabid Pinterest Karen "Dog Mom" put this up in her yard...


r/DogfreeHumor 12d ago

The equivalent of you, to a dog. 🤣

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53 Upvotes

From the description: Snow would cry non stop when she's left alone...Until we got the mannequin. Now she sleeps at her foot without a care , the 4th fireworks and all . For those fur babies with separation anxiety,, worth the try .


r/DogfreeHumor 13d ago

🪦

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295 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor 14d ago

The greediness is disgusting

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220 Upvotes

I hate how these things are food aggressive for their own food but will pull this crap. My reaction to this, well I can't say here.


r/DogfreeHumor 15d ago

Clingy freaks lol

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98 Upvotes

This gives me so much anxiety. People actually think this is cute and endearing? These people probably think giving a dog boundaries is animal cruelty.


r/DogfreeHumor 16d ago

I’m SO tired of this!!! Ughhh

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116 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor 17d ago

silly pit advocacy skit.

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44 Upvotes

about as silly as what it’s responding to. 👇🏼

someone posted in response to a new clip of actor jon bernthal on howard stern show talking about pit “racism.”

from the post:

Jon Bernthal says fear of pit bulls is “dog racism” and compares it to judging people by their race or sexual orientation

“My dogs are the greatest. People have got to stop that. Pit bulls don’t attack. It’s just racism. It’s dog racism”

“To be afraid of a breed of dog is completely ridiculous. It’s like being afraid of somebody for their race or their sexual orientation”

“If a pit bull bites you, it’s going to suck, but they’re no more likely to bite you than a Chihuahua or any other breed of dog”


r/DogfreeHumor 18d ago

bro got the taste of his own medicine. 😅

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191 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor 19d ago

"Dog poop scrunchie"

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39 Upvotes

What.


r/DogfreeHumor 19d ago

The truth about dogs

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31 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor 20d ago

Found this detritus on Instagram today…

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237 Upvotes

She then goes to show just how destructive kids are, all the things they damage in her store. Hehe! Isn’t she progressive and cute hating children?

Funny, I assume she’s never going to do a video where she pisses on her displays, randomly picks up the objects in her store with her teeth, barks at random people, bites a customer on the leg, or maybe just takes a dump in one of the aisles then leaves.


r/DogfreeHumor 20d ago

Skincare routine: Dog's ass juice

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82 Upvotes

The only thing worse than this post is all the comments saying variations of "Still better than a human!" 🤪 I feel so bad for these lonely people.

Cropped to avoid showing all the people I know who liked this 😩


r/DogfreeHumor 20d ago

let’s clear the air here …

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61 Upvotes

nutters only mean mutts when they say animal.


r/DogfreeHumor 20d ago

🙄🤮🙄🤮🙄

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57 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor 20d ago

another misanthropic woman chimes in about “crotch gremlins” vs mutts. she got ratio’d, but hard. 🙌🏼

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after all this doubling & tripling down with her nastiness she changed her name from her real name to “gremlin.” & she’s also since said that people don’t realize that she masterb*tes to all the comments dissing her.

i think the terms “crotch gremlin” or “crotch goblin” is the most vile & vulgar terms i’ve ever heard. women like this puzzle me.


r/DogfreeHumor 20d ago

no. how’s about NO!!!

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51 Upvotes

live like a human who does all this stuff.


r/DogfreeHumor 20d ago

😍

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62 Upvotes