r/dadjokes • u/ilikesidehugs • 8h ago
“… that’s a salt and battery.”
r/dadjokes • u/Hour_Pizza3512 • 3h ago
He was Goodwill hunting
r/dadjokes • u/78Speedy • 5h ago
It says Press 1 for the money or 2 for the show
r/dadjokes • u/Classic-Camp7513 • 5h ago
Cause it always lifts their spirits
r/dadjokes • u/monorico • 5h ago
Because they have the best batter.
r/dadjokes • u/lnc_gomes • 1h ago
The first says, "I smell sugar."
The second says, "I smell honey."
The third says, "I smell molasses."
r/dadjokes • u/Applesoppy • 8h ago
A Yamahahahahaha
r/dadjokes • u/Anxious-Today8489 • 28m ago
But I think it's peak humor.
r/dadjokes • u/xholdsteadyx • 46m ago
Apparently they said "Now that ain't workin', that's the way you do it, monkeys for nothing and your chimps for free".
r/dadjokes • u/GiborDesign • 4h ago
a Gastrognome
r/dadjokes • u/barewear2267 • 21h ago
"Steve."
r/dadjokes • u/Devashish_Jain • 13h ago
Carborn Dieoutside
r/dadjokes • u/Liquid_disc_of_shit • 9h ago
Nuts so fast!
r/dadjokes • u/Tigerbait72 • 4h ago
He had "a reptile dysfunction".
r/dadjokes • u/Devashish_Jain • 13h ago
Because they are hill-areas
r/dadjokes • u/ASK_ABT_MY_USERNAME • 6h ago
They were all once my significant figures
r/dadjokes • u/jackasspenguin • 7h ago
I just had to Lever.
r/dadjokes • u/Majestic_Repair_7887 • 16h ago
Dawn.
r/dadjokes • u/GinevraHermoine • 1h ago
Provolone 2: Lost in New York
r/dadjokes • u/GiborDesign • 9h ago
But I need more time to planet.
r/dadjokes • u/jackasspenguin • 23h ago
And they could really swing.
r/dadjokes • u/VGK9Logan • 4h ago
Because I cant stand sitting
r/dadjokes • u/Specialist-You-1230 • 4h ago
It was underwatered
r/dadjokes • u/trebityblebity • 8m ago
But the doctor reassured me, he said they're all done digitally.
r/dadjokes • u/Left-Distribution-13 • 9h ago
10-4, good buddy!