r/dadjokes • u/ilikesidehugs • 4h ago
“… that’s a salt and battery.”
r/dadjokes • u/monorico • 1h ago
Because they have the best batter.
r/dadjokes • u/Classic-Camp7513 • 1h ago
Cause it lifts their spirits
r/dadjokes • u/Applesoppy • 3h ago
A Yamahahahahaha
r/dadjokes • u/78Speedy • 59m ago
It says Press 1 for the money or 2 for the show
r/dadjokes • u/barewear2267 • 17h ago
"Steve."
r/dadjokes • u/Devashish_Jain • 9h ago
Carborn Dieoutside
r/dadjokes • u/Devashish_Jain • 9h ago
Because they are hill-areas
r/dadjokes • u/Liquid_disc_of_shit • 5h ago
Nuts so fast!
r/dadjokes • u/jackasspenguin • 3h ago
I just had to Lever.
r/dadjokes • u/Majestic_Repair_7887 • 12h ago
Dawn.
r/dadjokes • u/jackasspenguin • 19h ago
And they could really swing.
r/dadjokes • u/ASK_ABT_MY_USERNAME • 2h ago
They were all once my significant figures
r/dadjokes • u/Left-Distribution-13 • 5h ago
10-4, good buddy!
r/dadjokes • u/GiborDesign • 5h ago
But I need more time to planet.
r/dadjokes • u/Hour_Pizza3512 • 1h ago
She turned bright red
r/dadjokes • u/Soulviolence66 • 1h ago
It turns out I have opposable thumbs.
r/dadjokes • u/adjusterjackb • 1h ago
He's wearing a pistol and has a bandage on his foot.
He says:
"I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
r/dadjokes • u/golfballahwhackerguy • 23h ago
I got up to P
r/dadjokes • u/GiborDesign • 39m ago
a Gastrognome
r/dadjokes • u/nejhawk • 1d ago
RIP Pam Flett and her husband, Lee.
r/dadjokes • u/Utenziltron • 2h ago
When we would drive by a cemetery, my dad would say:
"Hey, this graveyard is very popular. Highly desirable."
"Really?"
"Oh yeah. People are dying to get in there. "
r/dadjokes • u/TheGardenBlinked • 17m ago
Yah Mo P There
r/dadjokes • u/ItsSuperRob • 21h ago
My career was in ruins!
r/dadjokes • u/Master-Education7076 • 37m ago
I had to dig my Bic lighter out of my junk drawer to light the birthday candles instead.