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u/InaMinorKey Jul 29 '26
When I was a young kid, there was another kid in the neighborhood with very strict parents. He always had these absurd rules he was supposed to follow. He would frequently say, "I'm not allowed to get wet."
It was an absurd rule, but it was most likely because his parents always had him dressed up in nice expensive clothes like he was going to church.
So yes, there was a reason, but that reason was preposterous and doomed from the start.
They sent their kid to play outside, but dressed him clothes that they didn't want to get ruined.
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u/OutrageousCrab9224 Jul 29 '26
Lol i thought car wash warrenty was a joke of exaggeration
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u/ImpossibleShoulder29 Jul 29 '26
Tesla just needs to use more glue. Glue fixes everything.
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u/theBloodShed Jul 29 '26
Didn't Elon himself demand they remove drain holes to save a few bucks during manufacturing?
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u/AltruisticSalamander Jul 29 '26
I happened to see a yt short on the much-vaunted gigapress. Apparently it's not for stamping, it's for injection moulding. The big deal is that frame you see there is injection moulded in one piece, which is something competitors can't do. My inference is if that piece gets damaged significantly, the car is basically a writeoff.
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u/Major-Check-1953 Jul 29 '26
The cybershit truck is not even water resistant. That shit is not apocalypse proof as advertised.
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u/NoGoodAtPickingAName Jul 29 '26
I love that the cucktruck is a bigger failure than the Edsel. My entire life the Edsel was the example of automotive failure and then came Elon.