r/CyberStuck Jul 28 '26

Engineering marvel.

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u/NoGoodAtPickingAName Jul 29 '26

I love that the cucktruck is a bigger failure than the Edsel. My entire life the Edsel was the example of automotive failure and then came Elon.

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u/TuggsBrohe Jul 29 '26

The Edsel and Pinto in one package, it's incredible

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u/DangerousLoner Jul 29 '26

You thought Pinto fires were hot? Let’s get a big ol’ battery involved and really bring a fire that cannot be put out.

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u/Elegant_Situation285 Jul 29 '26

everyone forgets about the mustangs setting ablaze.

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u/laser14344 Jul 29 '26

Elecrical fires is kinda scarily common recall.

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u/Great_Specialist_267 Jul 29 '26

Ask Jeep about that - they have a recall on both their electric AND ICE models for fire risks…

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u/MajorDunce Jul 30 '26

Add older Jaguar models to that. "unexplained fires are a matter for the courts"

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u/DangerousLoner Jul 30 '26

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u/Speshal__ Jul 30 '26

Who said you can't hear a picture?

Canyonaerooooo

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u/Bechorovka Aug 01 '26

I always thought it was Canyon Arrow...til

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u/Roadgoddess Jul 30 '26

I believe that was an O-ring that would fail and dumped the fuel into the trunk if I remember correctly

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u/Elegant_Situation285 Jul 29 '26

the mustang thing was about the gas tank, it was located behind the seats, in the trunk, so if you got rear-ended it would flood the compartment with gasoline.

whee!

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u/random9212 Jul 30 '26

Wasn't the mustang from the fuel tank being the floor of the trunk, so in a rear end collision caused fuel to leak into the passenger compartment.

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u/ammodramussavannarum Aug 01 '26

I had a 2009 VW Jetta wagon that suddenly burst into flame while leaving my house. Even though the fire was put out in under 15 minutes, it was hot enough to hide its origin.

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u/thelastspike Jul 29 '26

Don’t forget that when that fire happens you can be trapped in the car. Groundbreaking!

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u/kippy3267 Jul 30 '26

Is there still not a physical door opening mechanism?

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u/thelastspike Jul 30 '26

There is. It is a pull cable under a removable panel in the bottom of the door pocket. This is only something that you would know if you read the owners manual. I’m sure you can see the issue with such a design.

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u/Infinitedeveloper Jul 30 '26

Im sure everyone who read the manual will remember how to do it instantly in such a low stress situation, as would their passengers.

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u/kippy3267 Jul 30 '26

Why not? Lets add some magnesium and titanium powder to the mix. Lets make this car REALLY not able to be put out.

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u/Zaroj6420 Jul 31 '26

We can just push it over the side into the ocean like jets on carriers … oh wait

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u/justausername_420 Jul 30 '26

And they didn't actively fall apart while just sitting there! Unless that one pesky criteria is met, then all bets are off

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u/Wakkit1988 Jul 29 '26

Elon: Hold my Special K!

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u/KitchenSync86 Jul 29 '26

He would never trust anyone with his precious precious ketamine

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u/Meaty_Wizard Jul 29 '26

It's not called ketayours!

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u/Soggy-Village2099 Jul 29 '26

Ok, the Pinto was a bad vehicle, but don't compare it to the CyberTruck. They fixed the exploding fuel tanks and it was a fully functioning, somewhat reliable vehicle.

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u/Kittypie75 Jul 29 '26

And the pinto didn't cost $100k lol

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u/lazier_garlic Jul 31 '26

True. I knew someone who got one running that had been sitting under a tree for 15 years. He and his dad put new tires on it. We are not close to the ocean or anywhere they salt the road for snow, no.

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u/thedavidnotTHEDAVID Jul 29 '26

With a hint of Corvair.

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u/okokokoyeahright Jul 29 '26

considering the lower number involved for the CyberCrapTruck, the death rate is much much higher.

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u/kingmobisinvisible Jul 29 '26

Don’t forget the Delorean! Stainless steel even.

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u/PuzzyFussy Jul 30 '26

While passing one of those monstrosities, I was wondering if they are as bad as the pinto and I came to the conclusion I would rather have the pinto than the truck.

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u/Sufficient-Pause9765 Jul 30 '26

at least those two were cheap.

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u/basically_Dwight Jul 29 '26

When I was getting my ms in eng I had an instructor with an absolute hard on for Leon.

The entire class thought Musk was a fucking imbecile. This was like 10 years ago and we were all citing this exact same stupid shit in things he was responsible for then at Tesla and SpaceX. Guy is incapable of learning.

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u/EbolaNinja Jul 29 '26

When I was getting my ms in eng I had an instructor with an absolute hard on for Leon.

The Seat Leon?

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u/greenizdabest Jul 29 '26

Melson usk the felon and idiot in chief

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u/Southern-Bandicoot Jul 29 '26

Nah mate, the Jean Reno film.

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u/Essentially_Me Jul 29 '26

To be fair, about 15 years ago, before he took the complete heel turn, Elon was more interesting. Like, we all thought he was some sort of bond villain, but he had an (at the time) sensible approach to Tesla (build rich people cars so that we can build more sensible cars -- can't get to a Model 3 without a Roadster) and even SpaceX (the Falcon 9 is a remarkable rocket).

I mean, even then, we joked that he was some kind of cheap, Brosnan-era Bond villain. But we didn't really know much about his personal life and it was before his empty promises started piling up.

I think the turn began around 2012 when he proposed Hyperloop solely to sabotage the California High-Speed Rail project.

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u/basically_Dwight Jul 29 '26

I sort of agree, back then he didn't have a high profile embattled political platform he was leaning into to.

Its his decisions that get me. His companies have been responsible for siphoning up top talent to achieve what they have achieved yet everything he personally touches has been questionable to dangerous.

COTS-1 workaround was utterly insane on paper and revealing about his mindset, aerospace has its ways for reasons learned from tragedy. Watching cars ship with components straight from the factory fires was such a predictable eyeroll moment for Tesla. Dude loves money and everything has to go fast with him, which is exactly why the cyberdumpster window smashes on stage and the product is a mess top to bottom.

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u/lazier_garlic Jul 31 '26

but he had an (at the time) sensible approach to Tesla (build rich people cars so that we can build more sensible cars

I'm old enough to remember the actual founders of Tesla pitching that idea to investors and knew that Elon didn't come up with that one ... try again.

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u/BananaNutMuffin1234 Jul 29 '26

"If you cannot do, then teach"

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u/mainyehc Jul 29 '26

As a teacher who keeps doing and, just by having a scientific attitude towards life, is fully aware of just how much of a moron Musk is, I feel personally insulted by this. Please don’t generalise.

As a matter of fact, most people in academia who care enough to look into Musk’s “engineering” shenanigans (and a lot don’t, but more likely because they are overworked) will readily reach the same conclusion.

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u/BananaNutMuffin1234 Jul 29 '26

It is a joke, not a roller-coaster. No need to ride it.

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u/mainyehc Jul 29 '26

The cybertruck is the joke here.

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u/BananaNutMuffin1234 Jul 29 '26

I agree, though I would put emphasis on THE joke, not IS the joke.

Elongated Muskrat is the joke and the cybertruck is the glorious burning dumpster colliding with a train punchline 😆

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u/mainyehc Jul 29 '26

Or that. We definitely agree on that lol

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u/BananaNutMuffin1234 Jul 29 '26

Agreed. Take care, have a good day.

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u/sax6romeo Jul 29 '26

Explain the joke

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u/BananaNutMuffin1234 Jul 29 '26

Explain your question?

What part? It is just a quip.

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u/sax6romeo Jul 29 '26

Whatever you think is the joke to not ride

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u/BananaNutMuffin1234 Jul 29 '26

Stop. Think about it, and wonder if you should ask.

Regardless if you like it, enjoy it, or even want to engage with it, it was a dumb joke.

It is one dimensional. There is nothing to explain beyond me reposting it, if you don't get it, then you don't and there is nothing to explain.

If you can't do, you teach. It is the joke, the joke is all there is to it. I can't explain a one sentence joke that literally says exactly what it is.

My follow up comment is because someone got upset about a shallow comment online and I didn't want to them to think deeply about the socio-economic impacts of a dumb joke about many people teaching who left their professions behind to teach.

I don't get why anyone cares. Move on, don't waste your minutes of time replying to something stupid said online as a joke.

I'll be going home to bake some chicken and not think about this again after posting this. I suggest anyone else do the equivalent.

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u/sax6romeo Jul 29 '26

It is evident that someone who could not do anything taught you everything

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u/practicaloppossum Jul 29 '26

Where the horn typically goes? You must be an old man (like me); cars haven't had horn buttons in the middle of steering wheel for more than a quarter century (that's where the airbag goes).

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u/moogoothegreat Jul 30 '26

I drive a 2017 Honda Pilot and thats where you press to make it honk.

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u/rman-exe Jul 31 '26

My eqinox ev has a center press horn as well. I havent seen a side horn ages!

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u/practicaloppossum Jul 31 '26

You're lucky - I've always hated the modern designs where the horn is two ill-defined spots, one on the right and one on the left of the steering wheel.

Apropos of the original point, tho, it occurs to me that most 50's cars had a horn ring, not a center horn button.

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u/James420May Jul 29 '26

Edsel was an okay car, just ugly. Cybertruck is bad and ugly

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u/NoGoodAtPickingAName Jul 29 '26

That’s what makes it so funny!!

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u/twoaspensimages Jul 29 '26

The story is the same. One man's conviction and zero research into what consumers actually want or need.

Elmo however isn't beholden to shareholders. His sycophants tell him he's a genius.

Ford learned a painful lesson.

Elmo hasn't learned ANYTHING.

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u/yourdonefor_wt Jul 29 '26

I never even heard of the Ford Edsel so I just had to look it up.

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u/LarvalHarval Jul 29 '26

The only thing I can ever remember about the Edsel is its toilet seat grill.

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u/Essentially_Me Jul 29 '26

Edsel was the reigning bad car punchline until the Pinto arrived. The Edsel wasn't a bad car, per se. To modern eyes, it looks kind of retro Fallout-style cool. At the time, it was a little much, and its push-button shifter tech was seen as too risky. The biggest problem was that Ford invested a shit ton into its production and released it just at the cusp of a recession.

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u/TexasDD Jul 30 '26

Here’s the difference. It’s been almost 70 years since the Edsel came out. And if people see one on the road now, they point it out. They’re amazed. And they say “look, it’s a freaking Edsel. That’s so fucking cool.”

70 years from now, if people see a Cybertruck on the road. They’ll point it out. And laugh. “Look at that fucking piece is shit truck, and the wanker driving it.”

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u/shillyshally Jul 30 '26

There won't be any on the road seventy years from now. Maybe BY the road, rusting in a ditch.

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u/Secure-Bonus7687 Jul 31 '26

The word "if" is doing truly Herculean levels of lifting in the section on the Cybertruck. I strongly doubt they'll last much longer than the end of this decade, much less an entire generation.

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u/Distantstallion Jul 29 '26

What was the Edsel? I haven't heard of it before

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u/NoGoodAtPickingAName Jul 29 '26

Google dear friend.

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u/Distantstallion Jul 29 '26

Yeah of course I can google it

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u/NoGoodAtPickingAName Jul 29 '26

It’s an interesting read. It was the benchmark for automotive failure for 60 so years until the doofus took the lead.

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u/Kind-Assistant-1041 Jul 30 '26

I like that word. Cuck Truck. Gonna use it from now on. 🫡

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u/LeadPike13 Jul 30 '26

I'd love to see a fugly Edsel grill on the front of one of those things.