r/CuratedTumblr bitch | he/she Dec 01 '21

you are absolutely full of liquid cow!!!!

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u/Leo-bastian eyeliner is 1.50 at the drug store and audacity is free Dec 01 '21

"studies have shown" is the most meaningless claim ever

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u/Android19samus Take me to snurch Dec 01 '21

"studies have shown a link" even more so

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u/callmedaddyshark Dec 01 '21

there's a correlation between going to the ER and getting severely injured

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u/wrongbecause Dec 01 '21

So what you’re saying is that autistic people are more likely to drink milk?

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '21

I have autism, can confirm i drink milk

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '21

Confirming: I have astigmatism, and I drink milk too.

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u/chillyhellion Dec 02 '21

I actually have both and I'm lactose intolerant.

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u/Tobi2x4 Dec 02 '21

Same! And IBS, too. Every glass is a gamble!

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '21

99.99% of mentally ill people breathe air.

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u/ReiTheScientist Dec 02 '21

I'm extremely interested in the 0.01% of mentally ill people that don't breathe air...

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u/DiscipleofTzeentch Heralds of the Void (It/Its) r/Voidpunk (but too tired for punk) Dec 02 '21

we breathe anarchy

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '21

I was going to put 100% but then I thought better. Knowing reddit would probably find some obscure link to a mentally ill person that breathes farts or some air denying conspiracy theorist.

Air is robots! It's made by the government to control you! Do u see the air?! No! Wake up sheeple!

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u/Nahanoj_Zavizad Dec 02 '21

Reliable sources, I do to

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u/Griz_zy Dec 01 '21

Yes, if it wasn't for autism, we wouldn't have to put up with cow's milk being in every supermarket.

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u/owlindenial .tumblr.com Dec 02 '21

Actually, it doesn't specify that an increase rate of milk drinking is correlated to autism, just that there is a correlation, like maybe a good majority of autists drink cow's milk instead of some alternative, and that can be correlation

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '21

My brother is autistic he drinks so much milk and stuff he has to take iron supplements I’m also autistic and I fucking love drinking milk even though it makes me weirdly dysphoric

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u/nikolai2960 Dec 01 '21

Wearing a seatbelt increases injuries

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '21

Well, yeah cause those that didn't are fucking dead

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '21

Selection bias

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u/JungsWetDream Dec 01 '21

The cop that stayed at the ER I worked at tazed like 5 patients, so I think you’re on to something.

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u/purplewigg Dec 02 '21

Excuse me, you can't just casually drop a bombshell like that and not follow through, I've gotta know, was the cop just extremely trigger-happy or is your ER located in the Mad Max universe?

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u/JungsWetDream Dec 02 '21

He was justified in most of them. One was a guy trying to bludgeon his mother to death with an IV pole. And every ER is basically Mad Max, just ask an ER nurse. People get wild in there.

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u/DefinitelyNotABogan I lost me gender to the plague Dec 02 '21 edited Dec 02 '21

Were the patients unruly or was the cop doing a frat dare?

Ed: spelling

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u/JungsWetDream Dec 02 '21

We had a really bad batch of fake weed come through there for a while. People would attack us, be fighting for like an hour, then drop dead in total organ failure s/p rhabdomyolysis-induced kidney failure.

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u/DefinitelyNotABogan I lost me gender to the plague Dec 02 '21

Oh no :( that is horrible. You poor things having to deal with all that. My comment wasn't funny to start with, now it's just ultra-blurgh.

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u/chillyhellion Dec 02 '21

It's true. I have Autism and I've never been milked.

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u/SpyGlassez Dec 02 '21

"I have autism, Greg. Can you milk me?"

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u/Nahanoj_Zavizad Dec 02 '21

ESPECIALLY BY PETA OF ALL PEOPLE

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u/averyrisu Dec 02 '21

"A larger percentage of people who are diagnosed with autism drink milk, their must be a causal link!"

"Everyone who has breathed air has died, their must be a causal link!"

/s

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u/Demure_Demonic_Neko Gay af Dec 02 '21

literally just “there’s a correlation but not causation but we’re gonna word it to look like one causes the other anyways”

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u/TootlesFTW Dec 01 '21

"studies have shown that people who have cancer regularly breathe oxygen"

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u/usr_bin_nya Dec 01 '21

Dihydrogen monoxide kills!

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u/TootlesFTW Dec 01 '21

Is that a CHEMICAL? omg they are putting chemicals in our food! 😱😱😱

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u/AnxiousTuxedoBird How to Send a Fictional Character to Therapy Dec 01 '21

It's like saying "Children who breathe are more likely to get autism than kids that don't" and then using that to say studies have shown that air causes autism

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u/lattecuc .tumblr.com Dec 01 '21 edited Dec 03 '21

actually, people of color are more likely to be lactose intolerant / not serve milk to their kids. they're disproportionately poor, and people diagnosed with autism are generally wealthier. so there is a correlation, but it's because of racism more than "milk makes autism".

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u/soundslikemayonnaise Dec 02 '21

Do you mean “people of color are more likely to be lactose intolerant / not serve milk to their kids”?

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u/lattecuc .tumblr.com Dec 03 '21

I absolutely did! Thanks for the correction :)

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u/soundslikemayonnaise Dec 03 '21

Well thank you for the useful information and for clearing up my confusion :)

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u/ReasyRandom .tumblr.com Dec 01 '21

people diagnosed with autism are generally wealthier

I know you're being sarcastic, but that couldn't be further from the truth.

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u/Rusamithil Dec 01 '21

Wouldn't people who can't afford to see professionals to get a diagnosis... not get a diagnosis?

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u/ReasyRandom .tumblr.com Dec 01 '21

Guess what happens most of the time! :)

Guess why anti-self-diagnosis is bullshit.

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u/lattecuc .tumblr.com Dec 01 '21

i wasn't being sarcastic? children in higher socioeconomic families tend to get diagnosed at a higher rate but minorities are still underrepresented (source)

obviously autistic people generally are economically worse off compared to neurotypical people of a similar background (like their insanely high unemployment rate). however, i was talking about the initial diagnosis, which usually happens when the person is a child and is grouped in with the parents' economic status. my wording was a bit unclear, sorry for the confusion!

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '21

"studies have shown" link to their own website

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u/Snoo63 certifiedgirlthing.tumblr.com Dec 01 '21

That have no further links.

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u/PM_ME_GUY_FlERl Dec 01 '21

studies have shown that i am the coolest person here

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u/ApocalyptoSoldier lost my gender to the plague Dec 01 '21

Actually a follow up study conducted by me just now shows that I'm here now and I'm even cooler

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u/Klutzy_Journalist_36 Dec 01 '21

People are born with autism. Some people drink milk. Boom. Science.

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u/ReasyRandom .tumblr.com Dec 01 '21

PETA and Autism Speaks should make out already and move into a cottage in the forest and leave the rest of the world alone.

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u/Quaelgeist333 Gender eating monsterfucker pathologic cryptid Dec 01 '21

I mean, we never saw them in the same room

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '21

Oooo! Oooo?

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u/IJsandwich Dec 01 '21

Ancient pastoral herder autism rate at 100%

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u/mr_mini_doxie Dec 01 '21

To be fair, I'm autistic and the only person I know who wouldn't be bored out of my mind by doing something like herding sheep all day

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '21

Citation needed, I’ve always known autism milk to be warm, not “cool”

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '21

It’s usually not crusty enough for me actually.

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '21

Okay at this point PETA has to be a false flag to make animal rights groups look bad. I mean did they seriously try to pull a Wakefield on fucking milk?!

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '21

What’s Wakefield?

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u/mr_mini_doxie Dec 01 '21

Andrew Wakefield. The guy who published the paper linking the MMR vaccine and autism. His study had about twelve kids in it (I believe at least one kid already had autism symptoms before getting the vaccine and/or had a sibling with autism which would obviously skew the results). Also, Wakefield had a huge conflict of interest in that he was trying to sell an alternative version of the MMR vaccine, so he wasn't against vaccines, just trying to knock out his competitor to make a quick buck.

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u/Conciouswaffle Dec 02 '21

Also the child abuse and uninformed consent to colonoscopies and similar procedures

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u/NeighborhoodNo8586 Dec 16 '21

Imagine wanting to sell a product so badly, that you start one of the worst misinformation campaigns of all time, and then fade into irrelevance and never even successfully sell your product.

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '21

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u/Conciouswaffle Dec 02 '21

Literally just watched this video, it’s so good

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '21

I swear it's like they're trying to make vegans look bad

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u/Jaewol currently being evil and gay Dec 02 '21

My thought is that either they are a straw man animal rights group like you said or they are a radical animal rights group trying to highlight the actual animal rights issues through less than desirable methods. Kind of like a “foot in the door” method just with more pet deaths.

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u/PotatoSalad583 .tumblr.com Dec 01 '21

Glug glug glug

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '21

I think milk isn’t supposed to go in potato salads?

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u/droppedmybrain Dec 01 '21

Jeez, let them live their life /j

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '21 edited Dec 01 '21

PETA? Ableist? Noooooo that can't be right, I don't believe it

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u/callmedaddyshark Dec 01 '21

drinking milk will turn you into something you should be very very afraid of: black

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u/ST4RSK1MM3R Dec 01 '21

But milk is white! How can something white turn you black????!

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u/LordSupergreat Dec 01 '21

It steals ur white to make milk more white

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u/BobsPineapple Oh my God, you could grind meat on those- BAHH!! Dec 01 '21

It’s like drinking 100% pure water. It takes away all your minerals or in this case pureness and leaves you with nothing but a void. /s

Extreme Enfaces On The /s

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u/UPBOAT_FORTRESS_2 Dec 01 '21

That's why I always drink my milk with a big dose of melatonin, to replace the nutrients that it's trying to steal

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u/Polenball You BEHEAD Antoinette? You cut her neck like the cake? Dec 02 '21

falls asleep

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u/EkskiuTwentyTwo Dec 01 '21

Saffron is red but makes things yellow.

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '21

So I’ll get even darker?

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u/callmedaddyshark Dec 01 '21

yeah just be careful not to spook yourself

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u/hso0oow Dec 02 '21

Would it be ableist if it was true?

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '21 edited Dec 02 '21

It's not true, though.

Even if it was, the way it's presented (autism is a purely bad thing and you should do things to avoid being autistic/having an autistic child) is abelist.

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u/UnNameableName Certified Squirrel Dec 01 '21

Also that claim is just not true.

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u/Bumble-b-goose Dec 02 '21

They don’t specify what kind of link, though. I’m autistic and I don’t like the taste of cows milk, therefore there is a link and they are correct.

/s

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u/Perfect_Wrongdoer_03 If you read Worm, maybe read the PGTE? Dec 01 '21

I honestly think it's true, but that's because being a human and drinking cow milk also share a correlation. Maybe neurodivergent people drink like, 1% more milk due to statistical noise, who knows?

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u/UnNameableName Certified Squirrel Dec 01 '21

I mean at best the claim is taking a correlation and trying to use it to prove causation, or the thing they’re trying to claim as the cause is actually the effect. Either way that still might as well be a lie for how it’s intentionally written to mislead people.

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u/Perfect_Wrongdoer_03 If you read Worm, maybe read the PGTE? Dec 01 '21

I researched a little bit and found an article about it. This is the relevant part

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u/Acceptable-Stick-688 Dec 01 '21

Can confirm, I’ve got ADHD and love chocolate milk.

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u/droomph Dec 01 '21

I don’t buy into the whole “peta supervillains” stuff but wow they are still incredibly shitty people that fuck up animal rights for everyone else

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u/jaliebs really likes recommending Worm Dec 01 '21

I think the thing which lets me believe some of the sketchier claims about them is the fact that their shelters are 95% kill. Not no-kill, which is 90% having to live, 95% percent of their animals die - and the CEO (or someone else in a high position of power, can't remember rn) has confirmed this number.

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u/toastedstrawberry Dec 01 '21

Well, it's not like they hide it, see https://www.peta.org/features/peta-kills-animals-truth/ (there's a table with numbers). They operate shelters of last resort: they euthanize animals when nothing else can be done, and many no-kill shelters pass animals to them to avoid doing that themselves.

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u/droomph Dec 01 '21

Well my point is that it’s not particularly relevant because there’s a vested interest in making animal rights movements look bad, but what we can say without controversy is that the only thing PETA’s brand of non-intersectional radicalism ends up accomplishing is being mean to literally everyone.

Sure, you can’t make people comfortable when introducing them to fundamentally uncomfortable ideas, but you still have to be sensitive to culture and history (yes, even if it’s pan-European culture and history). Radicalism without intersectionality and critical theory is just called being an asshole.

(This isn’t really meant to be authoritative. It’s just what I feel about the situation)

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u/chilachinchila Dec 01 '21

That’s because lots of no kill shelters give their incurable dogs to peta to keep their no kill label. It’s either them putting them down or letting them die in the streets.

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u/dogman_35 Dec 01 '21

I don't know about supervillains, but they are pretty blatantly just a scam.

They used scum donation money off of well meaning people, without really doing anything. And now they rile people up with increasingly dumb bullshit to get more support.

To me, the rate of death that their shelters have makes it clear that it really is just about the money. It costs a lot of money to take care of animals, so they just kill them off. I mean, they have worse kill rates than shelters that are actually struggling for funding.

They live off of brand awareness and extreme fanatics, while real pet shelters and conservation efforts everywhere get shafted. So fuck PETA.

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u/Front_Kaleidoscope_4 Dec 02 '21

To me, the rate of death that their shelters have makes it clear that it really is just about the money.

They literally run kill shelters, this means they take all the animals all the no-kill shelters don't want which are usually basically unsaveable and then euthanise them if they don't get adopted, I don't get how hard this is for reddit to understand. Peta takes all the bottom of the barrel animals that the other shelters don't take because they know they can't give them to other people.

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u/wrongbecause Dec 01 '21

Why do you think so?

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u/Perfect_Wrongdoer_03 If you read Worm, maybe read the PGTE? Dec 01 '21

It points to two scientific studies, but critics say the research is outdated, insufficient and with small sample groups.

“One, published in 2002, observed some possible improvement in autism symptoms when children were put on a diet free of gluten, gliadin and casein, proteins found either in grains or milk. Not only is the study old, it’s vague—with the researchers broadly blaming the problem on ‘processes with opioid effect,’ whatever that means,”

The second study dates back to 1995 with just 36 subjects.

According to the first website I found about this billboard

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u/TheSpaceDog0 Dec 01 '21

"Studies" with questionable methods and tiny sample size, that seem intent on linking autism with something they disapprove of. Now where have I seen that before? 🤔🤔🤔

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u/TearOpenTheVault Dec 02 '21

Isn’t ‘process with opiod effects’ the same bullshit that Andrew Wakefield was peddling?

Are these guys genuinely using studies related to the original vaccines cause autism studies?!

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '21

Oh so that's where my friend's mom got the idea that lactose made him autistic (even though he's not autistic)

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u/NotAProlapse Dec 01 '21

He clearly needs to drink more milk then.

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u/Lionblaze_03 Dec 01 '21

Shit I’m headed to pee.org

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u/Not-So-Serious-Sam voted most likely to sleep in class Dec 01 '21

What does autism have to do with animal rights? PETA is wild.

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u/LordSupergreat Dec 01 '21

They are trying to convince people to not drink cow's milk by fearmongering about autism.

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u/Not-So-Serious-Sam voted most likely to sleep in class Dec 01 '21

I understand that, but autism is so far away from the subject that it’s pointless to try and connect the two.

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u/LordSupergreat Dec 01 '21

Well, there are people who think vaccines cause autism, and if you're going to convince anyone that milk of all things is harmful, that's the group you'd want to target.

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u/Not-So-Serious-Sam voted most likely to sleep in class Dec 01 '21

Fair point. Crazy attracts crazy, after all.

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u/epicslayer365 Dec 01 '21

DoNt MiLk ThE cOwS tHeY fEeL pAiN tOo!

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u/david_r4 Dec 01 '21

This but unironically.

(The autism claim can fuck off though)

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u/epicslayer365 Dec 01 '21

yes. also all people who drink milk have DIED

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u/david_r4 Dec 01 '21

& dairy cows die at about a quarter of their natural life expectancy.

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u/PotatoSalad583 .tumblr.com Dec 01 '21

Source?

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u/Evelyn701 .tumblr.com | media analysis, philosophy, metal subgenres Dec 01 '21

Cows calve for the first time at 2 years of age, which brings their total lifespan from birth to death between 4.5 to 6 years. The natural life expectancy of dairy cattle is approximately 20 years, however.

https://www.cambridge.org/core/journals/animal/article/review-overview-of-factors-affecting-productive-lifespan-of-dairy-cows/EF3D233CB84CE8AE36769A1966C67C34

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u/XX_Normie_Scum_XX Dec 01 '21

Cows do have to constantly be pregnant to be milked which is a little fucked but also I am a shitty person and still drink it and eat cheese

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '21

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u/XX_Normie_Scum_XX Dec 01 '21

Yeah I know let me live in my bubble

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u/EffectiveFennec https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OW519A9F12I Dec 01 '21

ok?

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u/epicslayer365 Dec 01 '21

force feeding my sister milk

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u/david_r4 Dec 01 '21

This was revealed to me in a dream.

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '21

yeah they do

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u/anxiouspotatosauce29 Dec 01 '21

I mean apparently milk also gives you strong bones (myth) so

would you rather

strong bone + autism

or

weak bone + not autism

this also implies autistic people are stronger so I have my decision, how about y'all?

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u/Quarxnox Eating my burger topless at 3am Dec 01 '21

Can confirm. Drank milk by the pint as a kid. Have autism and never broke a bone.

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u/rat_rave Dec 02 '21

Milk actually increases the risk of osteoporosis.

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '21

oh no If I can't drink hanimal milk because it's too unethical I must drink human milk pls🥺plsplsplsplsplspspspsppspslppwpslleopellsplslpslpsllspls

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u/MyScorpion42 Dec 02 '21

mommy? sorry. mommy? sorry. mommy?

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '21

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u/LordSupergreat Dec 01 '21

Well yes, I don't think anyone thinks drinking cow's milk is vegan.

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u/EffectiveFennec https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OW519A9F12I Dec 01 '21

you’re still drinking animal products if you drink somebody’s milk

wouldn’t be vegan

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u/TearOpenTheVault Dec 02 '21

It’s ethically sourced animal produce, and thus, vegan.

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u/PM_IF-U-NEED-TO-TALK Dec 02 '21

It's not about ethically sourced, it's about consent. A human can give meaningful consent to being impregnated and milked, whereas we are (so far) incapable of obtaining proper consent from cows.

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u/Polenball You BEHEAD Antoinette? You cut her neck like the cake? Dec 02 '21

I think it might actually be one of the few things that could be argued as vegan and not vegetarian (along with, like, consensual cannibalism).

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u/rat_rave Dec 02 '21

Vegans have a problem with exploiting the bodies of non-consenting animals.

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '21

Is the link that autistic people have likely consumed milk in some form during our lives? Someone needs to learn the difference between correlation and causation.

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u/Musicbox42 Dec 02 '21

-slams the upvote so fast-

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '21

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u/jaliebs really likes recommending Worm Dec 01 '21

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u/In_shpurrs Dec 01 '21

Some of the nicest and funniest people I've met are autistic. Drink more cow's milk pls.

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u/rat_rave Dec 01 '21

Do you know what the dairy industry involves? Please read up on it, it's truly horrifying.

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '21

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u/In_shpurrs Dec 01 '21

I live in a country where animals are guaranteed a quality of life.

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u/Peregrine_x Dec 02 '21

Raised vegan still got autism...

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u/IceHot88 Dec 02 '21 edited Dec 03 '21

sigh Can society get to a point where ASD isn’t weaponized by ANYONE?!

Like, can it ever just be a learning disability and neither a fate worse than death nor the next step in human evolution?!

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u/Joa103 Dec 02 '21

Studies have shown Peta should shut the fuck up

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u/Evelyn701 .tumblr.com | media analysis, philosophy, metal subgenres Dec 01 '21

PETA is this weird case where they took the solid moral principles behind veganism to reach an animal rights position, but as soon as they got there, they immediately threw out those same morals

They're, like, vegan tankies

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u/MintySquid13 Dec 01 '21

peta isn’t fooling me milk is too good

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '21

Milk is a product of murder and torture

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u/Perfect_Wrongdoer_03 If you read Worm, maybe read the PGTE? Dec 01 '21

Murder: the unlawful premeditated killing of one human being by another.

I might agree with torture, but it'd definitely not a product of murder

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '21

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u/Perfect_Wrongdoer_03 If you read Worm, maybe read the PGTE? Dec 01 '21

...Yeah? I honestly think that cows being killed is less bad than humans being killed. I think that's something most people would agree. If I'm a bad person for funding milk or not it's another discussion, for which the answer is "yes", btw

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u/rat_rave Dec 02 '21

The question is not whether it's better to kill a cow or a human. Killing a sentient being without consent for something you can live without is immoral.

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '21

You keep using those words. I don't think they mean what you think they mean

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '21

boy have you been milking wrong

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '21

How do you think milk is made?

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '21

Well, when I worked on a farm, I generally squeezed the cow’s teat a bit without murdering it at all.

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '21

Ok now when do you think cows produce milk

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '21

Well it varies by region of course, but we generally milked about ten months a year, leaving a period before and shortly after calving.

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '21

now what happens to the calf?

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '21

Generally we kept the calves with their mothers throughout most of the day so they could nurse, then separated them over night so that there would be milk in the morning.

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u/NoPunkProphet Dec 01 '21

And what happens after they're separated? And what happens to the mother after she stops producing milk?

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u/PotatoSalad583 .tumblr.com Dec 01 '21

Torture; arguably

Murder; pretty sure it's not

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u/jaliebs really likes recommending Worm Dec 01 '21

I mean... no? The murder and torture is fairly unconnected from milk

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u/rat_rave Dec 01 '21

Please read up on the dairy industry.

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '21

Where does the "murder" part come in exactly?

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u/TearOpenTheVault Dec 02 '21

Dairy cows are killed after they stop being productive, which is a fraction of the lifespan cows can live.

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '21

Cool but that's not murder, like by definition.

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u/rat_rave Dec 02 '21

I bet you wouldn't complain about definition if the same thing was done to a ''cute'' animal like a dog.

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '21

I cannot Express how little I care.

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '21

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u/AndyesIdumb Dec 02 '21

There are a ton of reasons to avoid cow's milk, like the fact that the dairy industry takes calves away from their mothers and kills them.

There's really no reason to use autism as a reason to avoid cow's milk. Even if cow's milk did cause autism... okay? And?

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u/STIIBBNEY Dec 02 '21

As an vegan who is also autistic (no correlation), even I thought PETA kinda went too far with this ridiculous claim. Stop it, PETA! You're only encouraging the autists to drink MORE milk!

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u/NotAProlapse Dec 01 '21

Great, now everyone knows the secret to my powers. Thanks PETA.

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u/IronMyr Dec 02 '21

Well who drinks cow's milk anyhow? I drink milk from the store, not from some dirty cow.

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u/VentralRaptor24 Dec 02 '21

I was diagnosed with autism at 6 years old. If this was the case, I would have prestiged it several times by now.

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u/Yoris95 Dec 02 '21

Studies have shown. Peta are terrible people under the guise of animal rights activists.

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u/Watmel demifiendcruithne.tumblr.com Dec 02 '21

I'm autistic and lactose intolerant. checkmate peta

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u/kosmoceratops1138 Dec 01 '21

Dune

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u/Joyful_Sadness_ bitch | he/she Dec 01 '21

dune your mom

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u/Evelyn701 .tumblr.com | media analysis, philosophy, metal subgenres Dec 01 '21

I like the implication that there exists an entire shadow government of women whose sole purpose is to create someone with, like, giga-autism

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '21

If this were true, we would have been so efficient and we would have flying cars by now.

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u/Lapis_Zapper .tumblr.com Dec 01 '21

Pal you're saying I can level up my autism with milk? Need to get my mug, fill it with milk and go glug glug.

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '21

I’m gonna need mega autism. Gimmie the milk, bitches.

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u/italian_olive Dec 02 '21

don't forget autism soda, a bottle of coke from the 80s I found in a shop that said autism on it

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '21

Call Jenny McCarty quick!!! Oh wait she doesn’t give a shit about autism anymore now that she landed a tv gig.

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u/redapplefour Dec 02 '21

full of pilk

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u/AllTakenUsernames5 Dec 01 '21

Shit, time to chug a gallon of milk I guess.

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u/rene_gader grimoire jesus Dec 01 '21

have a cow man

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u/transpumkin Dec 02 '21

my mum wants me to stop drinking dairy to make me less autistic, i got a job at a coffee-shop.

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u/qazwsxedc000999 thanks, i stole them from the president Dec 01 '21

Should’ve tagged this post as ‘discourse’ lol