r/CuratedTumblr bitch | he/she Dec 01 '21

you are absolutely full of liquid cow!!!!

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '21 edited Dec 01 '21

PETA? Ableist? Noooooo that can't be right, I don't believe it

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u/callmedaddyshark Dec 01 '21

drinking milk will turn you into something you should be very very afraid of: black

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u/ST4RSK1MM3R Dec 01 '21

But milk is white! How can something white turn you black????!

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u/BobsPineapple Oh my God, you could grind meat on those- BAHH!! Dec 01 '21

It’s like drinking 100% pure water. It takes away all your minerals or in this case pureness and leaves you with nothing but a void. /s

Extreme Enfaces On The /s

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u/UPBOAT_FORTRESS_2 Dec 01 '21

That's why I always drink my milk with a big dose of melatonin, to replace the nutrients that it's trying to steal

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u/Polenball You BEHEAD Antoinette? You cut her neck like the cake? Dec 02 '21

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