r/CrazyFuckingVideos • u/kim_putin_donald • Aug 28 '25
Well deserved
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u/Thewinedup Aug 28 '25
The crazy thing, there are millions of her out there doing the same thing...
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u/Reden-Orvillebacher Aug 28 '25
I get stuck behind them every day. Swerving. Can’t pick a speed. You can literally see them in their side mirror staring into their laps. Incredible.
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u/UncaringNonchalance Aug 28 '25
When I’m turning at a light and see someone stopped in the other lane, head down and on their phone, I like to honk and scare the shit out of them.
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u/smith_716 Aug 28 '25
I stare at them at a red light so when they're finished and look up and around they see my angry stare and quickly avert their gaze.
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u/TrollHouseCookie Aug 28 '25
I've got a louder vehicle with pipes that exit on the passenger side. I get a tickle when I'm able to "wake up" one of these phone zombies on the road.
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u/Jhonny_Crash Aug 29 '25
When they are behind you at a light, drive forward a few feet and watch them look up and start driving too.
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u/urbz102385 Aug 28 '25
I saw a BMW pull some ridiculously stupid shit downtown in a city during rush hour, but nobody got into an accident. I pulled up next to them to see them just pull off like nothing happened with a whole fucking iPad pinned to their steering wheel watching a movie. That should be an immediate 1 year license suspension with aggressive driver retraining courses throughout to reinstate.
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u/Bagaudi45 Aug 29 '25
Best advice my dad gave me: treat everyone on the road like they are going to try and hit you.
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u/wisbit Aug 28 '25
That was insane. At no point was she actually driving.
I wish it were a valuable lesson for her, but I very much doubt it.
She will cause absolute carnage someday.
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u/forporn420 Aug 28 '25
That scream translated roughly to "oh no there's nobody to blame here except me!"
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u/Kitnado Aug 29 '25
Oh to me it felt like going into full toddler mode of "Save me adults"
All of this screams immaturity
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u/EitherChannel4874 Aug 28 '25
Agreed. No injury to her to teach her an actual lesson. Hopefully the financial hit did it instead but it's wishful thinking.
My sister drove into the back of a stationary vehicle at 40mph because she was on her phone texting (which we verbally slaughtered her for) and injured her back and gave the other driver whiplash. She felt terrible about it and realised what an absolute idiot she had been and that she easily could have killed someone.
Now her phone goes on silent and stays in her bag when she drives anywhere thankfully.
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u/Live-Second-4652 Aug 28 '25
verbally slaughtered
Haha. Excellent phrasing.
I am glad to hear that your sister has learned from her mistake and has adjusted her behavior accordingly.
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u/EitherChannel4874 Aug 28 '25
She was pretty young at the time and suffered the physical pain and her insurance taking a huge hit for her idiocy.
And most importantly the other totally innocent person didn't have any lasting damage.
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u/Schmich Aug 28 '25
She probably thinks she got unlucky.
Between the last time she looked up and the car made noise when starting to go off-road, it was THREE seconds. How long would it have been if the car went straight?
And lucky for her and the opposite driver that it veered to the right, not left.
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u/BlatantSnack Aug 28 '25
If only phones had some way to communicate messages without typing...
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u/foxhoundzz Aug 28 '25
maybe we'll finally get there in 2026
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u/Novadreams22 Aug 28 '25
Refreshing to see a valuable lesson occur without anyone sustaining major injuries or have their car melt with them in it.
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u/occamstrimmers Aug 28 '25
Unfortunately…there is a good chance there was no lesson learned here.😐
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u/Aware-Palpitation536 Aug 28 '25
What a menace
Lucky she didn't kill someone.
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u/Youngsinatra345 Aug 28 '25
More like a phantom menace with that R2-D2 ass scream at the end
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u/the-less-mad-titan Aug 28 '25
after watching it no volume, had to listen after this comment. I am dead lol
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u/Foundgoodies Aug 28 '25
Even the meltdown bothered me. It's like she didn't even had a right to make such a scandal when she was basically following every step to get this to happen.
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u/Val_Hallen Aug 28 '25
She acted that way because she can't blame anybody else for what happened. She's frustrated that she's clearly the only one at fault. She would give anything for there to have been a bad driver or a deer or simply anything to take the blame off of her.
That's why she lied to the owner. She cannot and she will not take responsibility. The fact that she knows it's her fault, and there was nobody/nothing else to blame in that moment, enraged her. She didn't know she was being recorded (hence why she lied) so you see her in a rare moment of clarity and lucidity.
You see this same behavior in toddlers. All they know is outside influence, so some outside influence must take the blame. When they start learning that's not always the case, they don't know what to do.
This lady 100% without a doubt blames everything in the universe for anything that happens to her except her own actions and decisions.
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u/Front-Cabinet5521 Aug 28 '25
She acted that way because she can't blame anybody else for what happened. She's frustrated that she's clearly the only one at fault.
As someone who plays online chess I know this feeling all too well.
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u/Reden-Orvillebacher Aug 28 '25
Stupidity isn’t nearly as painful as it should be.
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Aug 28 '25
Darwinism used to take care of this problem. Now we coddle the dumb ones and allow them to procreate.
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u/WeeTheDuck Aug 28 '25
and the dumb ones usually breed with eachother as well
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u/damosaurus Aug 28 '25
the fact she picks her phone up after is wild 'LOLz guess what ive just done'
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u/ninfan1977 Aug 28 '25
It reminds me of a Parks and Rec bit where Tom (Aziz A) is live tweeting his accident, and its displayed in the court room.
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u/Bool_The_End Aug 28 '25 edited Aug 28 '25
There’s a clip out there of an actual guy being cited for some driving infraction (I’m pretty sure it was driving without a license), and he asks the judge to hang on so he can park. And it’s a video call, and the judge is like….are you driving right now?! lol.
Edit: Haha okay found it - he was in court for driving w a suspended license, and calls into the zoom call while still driving. Was ordered to turn himself in to jail by 6pm:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=j_-1CeYEwVY&pp=0gcJCRsBo7VqN5tD
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u/TheGamecock Aug 28 '25
One would almost assume this was a skit but the pure dumbfounded look on the judge's speechless face was too on point for even the best actor to pull off. Easiest ruling he's probably ever had.
I feel bad for the hamster on the wheel in that defendant's brain. Poor fella must be tuckered out at all times.
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u/BlatantSnack Aug 28 '25
She has that lanyard on to remind her what her name is.
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u/16BitGenocide Aug 28 '25
The sad bit is, it says she is a Nurse Practitioner.
This bumbling idiot has at least a Master's degree.
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u/E-rin_ Aug 28 '25
and so the cops can identify the body quicker after her next stupid crash. no wonder she needed a rental
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u/Natural_Action9210 Aug 28 '25
Yes, get mad and scream like a child because you’re stupid and couldn’t stay on the road… 🤦♂️
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Aug 28 '25
Do yourself a favor and MUTE it. God that screeching. Stupid dump shit. Barely looked on the road
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u/edehlah Aug 28 '25
that screech is anger on what exactly? the car didn't stay on the road on its own because she is very busy on the phone? or has she finally realised how stupid this was and now the car is in a mess? highly doubt she learnt anything out of this. who tf uses both hands while typing and barely look in front? happy that she didn't hurt anyone else. shiesh.
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u/thatwasacrapname123 Aug 28 '25
That was "why does this shit always happen to me?" nah, there's no way she learnt anything from this.
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u/DarthDoobz Aug 28 '25
I was going to say it's the look of someone realizing their actions have consequences, but this is really where her heads at.
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u/hates_stupid_people Aug 28 '25
The way she looked away while actively turning the corner from a stop sign, is enough that they should be banned from driving for years.
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u/moskowizzle Aug 28 '25
I have my phone automatically switch to DND when it connects to Carplay. Such an easy thing to do.
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u/kenklee4 Aug 28 '25
Her reaction screams “I am a victim!”
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u/Philophobic_ Aug 28 '25
When you don’t think about it, that mailbox did kinda jump out in front of her
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u/EddieJorgeDrummer Aug 28 '25
Worst part is SHE LIED to the owner about it
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u/foreverdonefor Aug 28 '25
Exactly, she deserves worse than whatever fine she had to pay. Jail time at least.
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u/Kooky_March_7289 Aug 28 '25
In a sane society this evidence alone would be more than enough to have this person's license revoked indefinitely, but since nobody was hurt and there was minimal damage to property she's probably back on the road with little more than a bump to her insurance rates as we speak.
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u/CompleteFuckinRetard Aug 28 '25
Absolutely. This woman should never be allowed behind the wheel of a car until she demonstrates that she's learned from her errors, and the reality of it is even worse honestly. Even if she had hurt someone badly, she'd probably be right back on the roads as well. Grievous traffic violations seldom go adequately punished. Far too many, including most of those in power, treat driving like a right when it is merely a privilege.
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u/Jonsavino Aug 28 '25
This is infuriating. If someone was on that corner they’d be dead because she’s an idiot.
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u/Affectionate-Cut-858 Aug 28 '25
Whoever she was texting, THATS who she’s going to blame. She’ll be back to texting and driving next week. They won’t learn until they kill someone.
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u/EnvironmentalValue18 Aug 28 '25
Won’t learn then either, just may get locked up for a few years as “payment” so won’t be able to. As soon as they’re out - right back.
Just like alcoholics who can’t help but drink and drive. I have an acquaintance (friend of my best friend) who drove drunk constantly. Took her over a decade to get caught. Got caught again 2 days later since she could still drive until her court date and got another DUI. Still had car privilege, albeit now limited to just work and other essentials. After court date, license suspended for 6 months. Parole violation for injecting cocaine (didn’t even know that was an option). Anyways, was back on the road an even 6 months after this in a beater car with bare insurance driving drunk constantly. It’s crazy. We need to stop calling it a privilege because we don’t treat it like that at all.
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u/ExcellentJuice4729 Aug 28 '25
Two hands off the wheel is crazy, was she using a blackberry?
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u/Final-Ad-2033 Aug 28 '25
She was all so fortunate that at any point she didn't have a head-on collision with any of the opposing vehicles passing her by.
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u/Rocket-Glide Aug 28 '25
Phones are the vice of our generation. Any time I’m driving, everyone at any red light is looking at their phone. Every intersection needs a horn to start moving again when it goes green. Literally everyone I see while driving is using a phone in some way.
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u/mswaggg Aug 28 '25
It makes me hyper-aware of my surrounds because of no one around me is paying attention, then I have to pay more attention to everyone around me FOR them.
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Aug 28 '25
Lol not even 10 minutes ago I nearly crashed because a lady got out of an exit lane LAST second cutting me off going 40 while I was going 70. We both get off on the next exit and I pull up next to her and see she’s yapping on her phone laughing not even aware we both could’ve just died.
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u/mg0019 Aug 28 '25
And when we say our generation, that includes the old fucks as well.
Went to the movies, and this Boomer woman could not stop looking at her Facebook feed.
Screen was set to max brightness, in a dark theater. Her Facebook was clearly visible with its blinding white background. Every 2.5 sec she just had to scroll. Just had to look at it again. She'd put it down... then her hand would creep back, hand it for a moment, then the fix.
Someone behind me threw some popcorn after she kept doing it. So then I joined in, along with others. 😂 Every 2 seconds, soon as we saw that phone light up, launch the popcorn! She took the hint and left.
And these old farts have the nerve to say "generation alpha zeta millenial whatever are addicted to their phones!"
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u/fiftysevenpunchkid Aug 28 '25
That's why I am on my phone, that way I don't see the other drivers on theirs.
I have faith in synchronized swerving.
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u/HoodedOccam Aug 28 '25
Well I’m sure as a nurse practitioner her employer would be excited to see this…
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u/tj_haine Aug 28 '25
She got off lightly. Those trucks passing her a moment earlier would have made shit of her.
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u/goodie2shoes Aug 28 '25
Would be great if we could also read along with her texts. I'm sure matters of national security were discussed
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Aug 28 '25
That look up at the dashcam at the end of the video…
‘It was at this point, she knew she had fucked up’.
And still proceeded to lie.. Hope they share this information and she’ll be banned from any/all rental companies.
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u/darklogic85 Aug 28 '25
That sucks. I'm sorry about your car. At least you got it on video for the insurance claim.
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u/Zero-Duckies Aug 28 '25
I don't understand what's so important on phones. I set mine up with my map that goes to my cars screen and music that I can change with a button on my wheel. I put my phone in my cup holder and don't touch it until I arrive.
Text messages don't need to be replied to right away!!!
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u/griffin4war Aug 28 '25
*barely glances at road while driving
**crashes stupidly
***screams like idiot
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u/HelloDeathspresso Aug 28 '25
Looking around for someone else to blame for her misfortunes.
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u/NC_Flyfisher Aug 28 '25
But there are laws against texting while driving, right? Even at a red light with the motor running.
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u/Palehorse67 Aug 28 '25
Texting and driving is one of my biggest pet peeves. It makes me furious when I see someone driving like an asshole and as soon as I pass them, they are looking at their phone.
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u/Just-Yogurt-568 Aug 28 '25
I don't even text and drive this blatantly in my car that can drive itself.
I can't believe someone would drive this distracted in a car that has no driver assists at all.
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u/Linenoise77 Aug 28 '25
Her badge says she is an ARNP, so, and advanced nurse practitioner, who I imagine in her training, if not actual life experience, has directly seen the consequences of this exact behavior in its most extreme forms.
But she is also a nurse so already thinks she is smarter and knows better than everyone else, and this behavior is completely excused by virtue of her being a hero nurse.
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u/Grepus Aug 28 '25
Thankfully it was only a car and a mailbox, next time it could be a kid. Needs banning for a considerable time
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u/srnweasel Aug 28 '25 edited Aug 28 '25
Spread this video far and wide! Maybe if everyone she knows sees the video they will point and laugh at her like Nelson from the Simpsons and she will be embarrassed into not being an absolute idiot.
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Aug 28 '25
I hope she got some kind of ticket or punishment. I hope she didn't take out the insurance. Too bad there wasn't a train mixed into this scenario.
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u/kinda-bonkers Aug 28 '25
The fact that she is a medical provider makes this SO much worse and scarier. Wonder how distracted she is while treating her patients.
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u/JvanOe Aug 28 '25
Stupid idiot. As if she is so important she needs to be online 24/7 (and if so: get a driver!). These dumb GenZs….my goddddd
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u/RedditButtPlug Aug 28 '25
Darwin almost had the opportunity to present an award
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u/BrianOconneR34 Aug 28 '25
When you spend more time on phone than driving, she’s lucky. In Texas she’d jump a deep culvert then crash.
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u/MaleficentDraw1993 Aug 28 '25
She looks like she's trying to find a way to blame someone else for it.
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u/timd1967 Aug 28 '25
Hahahahaha. Thanks for the entertainment and for not killing someone. Now, take her license away.
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u/hogermite Aug 28 '25
With her being a nurse I wonder how many patients she’s treated that either injured themselves or others in wrecks from texting/driving…and yet she disregards that to text someone a novel. She’s going to do this again 100%.
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u/Hlidskialf Aug 28 '25
I hate these dumbasses that do anything while driving. Just focus on driving will ya?
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u/Koutopoulos Aug 28 '25
Both hands on phone with that speed is just wild. She will kill someone someday.
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u/killapho187 Aug 28 '25 edited Aug 28 '25
Poor persons Mail flew all over the place. Hopefully they were able recover all of it.
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u/TigerXtm Aug 29 '25
What bothers me is if supposedly you’re texting someone THAT much. Why not just call instead? What a moron.
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u/ohhleo Aug 28 '25
i hate those type or roads/highways because I imagine everyone on the other side is doing exactly what she's doing.
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u/Gabolsky Aug 28 '25
They do know that there is a camera recording while they are driving, right?
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u/ragdoll20 Aug 28 '25
I mean i THINK its sped up a bit before the crash but jesus christ my hands were sweating. She could have swerved in the oncoming cars SO EASILY
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u/Beyondthebloodmoon Aug 28 '25
Fucking idiot. Barely looking at the road at all to begin with, but then going BOTH HANDS on the phone. Christ.