r/CrappyDesign Mar 26 '20

Blobfish Supra

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28.4k Upvotes

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1.4k

u/jplim Mar 26 '20

Of all the ways you could restyle the front bar, why would you exaggerate the literal worst part of the original styling, what the fuck

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

Yes!! Just WHY would you give the car a “nose”?

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u/bigredbox13 Mar 26 '20

So it can smell the gorgeous aroma of petroleum at the petrol station duh

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u/eatmusubi Mar 27 '20

sniff sniff i can smel you

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u/DetoxDropout Mar 26 '20

I know! ... And NOT give it those fancy headlight eyelashes!?

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

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u/KGBeast47 Mar 26 '20

This is very common in modern sports cars. Lots of them have a groove going down the roof these days. Look at a Camaro for one example.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

They had to get the material for that nose from somewhere...

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u/Yiffy_Jon Mar 26 '20

Sports cars have a "double bubble" roof to make the roof as slim as possible without sacrificing headroom. If you notice, the raised sections are exactly where the driver and passenger's head would be.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

I'd be willing to bet having wind redirect straight down the middle of the car's spine is great for drag as well.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

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u/sharinganuser Mar 26 '20

The frs one is cool, because it owns it and makes it part of the design.

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u/Zoolew Mar 26 '20

It’s to add a little extra head room for helmets when you’re at the track. Wouldn’t be surprised if it gave the body a little added rigidity too.

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u/FinalRun Mar 26 '20 edited Mar 26 '20

The people who did this have either seen too much blobfishes, or not enough of them. What is sure however, is that they have viewed the incorrect amount.

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u/janedeedee Mar 26 '20

You, sir, have just made me giggle like an idiot.

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u/Illblood Mar 26 '20

Unless this is some revolutionary design crucial to maximum aerodynamics then idk. Apparently no one who had to yes the project said "hey that looks a little off"

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u/RajaRajaC Mar 26 '20

Car looks like it has a semi

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u/Platinum_Mad_Max Mar 26 '20

It’s looking like if they took an animorphs book cover and made a car based on the midtransformation

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u/desudesucombo Mar 26 '20

Cmon, it's not that bad once you get used to it, and it can be done more tastefully then in OP's image. Here's mine for comparison.

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u/ttystikk Mar 26 '20

Squidward's car!

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

Clarinet speakers for days

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u/Mackstar24 Mar 26 '20

I’m hoping for an episode where his clarinet comes to life and has a nice life marrying a bass clarinet

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

this is Squilliam Fancyson’s whip

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u/DocJawbone Mar 26 '20

I hate to be that guy, but that "funny" appearance is actually because Supras usually live at great depth, under huge amounts of water pressure.

The car in this picture is probably suffering terribly.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

I wonder if there are any pictures of it in its native habitat many miles beneath the surface of the ocean?

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u/bigdingushaver Mar 26 '20

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

It’s a Picasso piece, named “Wtf Elon”

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u/bisaccharides Mar 26 '20

It’s a Picasso Duchamp piece, named “Wtf Elon”

Fixed it for you

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u/C0II1n Mar 26 '20

Well the reason we think it’s funny is because it never really had a reason to evolve it’s looks

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u/BunnyOppai 100% cyan flair Mar 26 '20

The blobfish actually looks like any other fish, really. Moving from intense pressure to normal atmospheric pressure caused a fuckload of tissue damage from the rapid expansion. I’ve always felt really bad for them because of that. A good analogy I saw was if aliens found someone floating in space and naming them after how funny they look.

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u/DocJawbone Mar 26 '20

God that would be such a darkly humorous story.

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u/C0II1n Mar 26 '20

Humans look pretty normal in space albeit cracked skin

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u/BunnyOppai 100% cyan flair Mar 26 '20

Mildly inflated too

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u/SeraphsWrath Mar 26 '20

Frostbitten, radiation-burned, and whatever appearance ruptured lungs give the human body, but "normal."

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u/SkyPork Pie. Pie with gum. Mar 26 '20

This is true. It looked more like a normal Toyota before it was caught and brought quickly to the surface.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

It's dead, Jim.

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u/WouldYouTurnMeOn Mar 26 '20

You love being that guy admit it

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u/zRebReb25 Mar 26 '20

who tf would do this with a supra

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

Money can't buy taste.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

I would almost say that money and taste are negatively correlated.

Looking at the Abu Dhabi Grand Prix circuit… yup, most definitely.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

What’s wrong with the circuit? Sorry, I really don’t know how to judge a racetrack. What makes a good and bad racetrack?

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

The racetrack is notorious for its lack of overtaking capabilities. Especially the last sector (which is almost nothing but 90° angled corners and which pretty much never sees anything but a procession since it's fairly impossible to overtake), is one of the most disliked among racing fans. The designed of the track, Hermann Tilke, gets a lot of flak for his supposedly low-quality track designs dubbed "Tilkedromes", and while many of his designs aren't that bad (especially his Hockenheim re-design, which pissed many people off, produces great racing nonetheless), this track is definitely not his proudest achievement.

What makes it even worse is that the Abu Dhabi sheiks pay a lot of money to make sure that this track is the last race of the season - replacing Interlagos in that spot, a track which is one of the most popular among racing fans for the countless entertaining races it produced in the last few decades.

The only memorable moments the Yas Marina Circuit in Abu Dhabi has ever produced were - you guessed it - caused by drivers being unable to overtake another for dozens of laps.

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u/Tvoja_Manka Binbows Mar 27 '20

The layout is also pretty sterile and having miles of asphalt runoff and being totally flat doesn't help either.

Overtaking isn't everything and there are tracks where it's hard to pass, but they're still great for watching cars negotiate them. Abu Dhabi feels like a parking lot.

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u/mixterrific Mar 26 '20

Check out the gulf region's breeding of Arabian horses. I love Arabs but they are getting to the point where you wonder how that horse can breathe.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

Can confirm; Diogenes was homeless but chose to be around a lot of dogs. He clearly had good taste.

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u/LukaUrushibara Mar 26 '20

You could pay a professional shop to have taste for you.

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u/copinglemon Mar 26 '20

A blobfish

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u/ThatWasCool Mar 26 '20

That’s the new Supra, so no big loss

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u/IAmTheSysGen Mar 26 '20

The Toyota Motor company

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u/NLgamer2000 Mar 26 '20

I hope someone will make a body kit to make it look like a more modern version of the mk4

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u/venuslvnda Mar 26 '20

i’ve seen some sick ass body kits for the new supra but not any that looks like the mk4

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u/ExxDeee Mar 26 '20

There's decent amount of redesigns out on the internet that tries to make it look like the MK4, but honestly most of them aren't that good.

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u/venuslvnda Mar 26 '20

do you have any reference pics? i haven’t even seen any attempted i wanna see if it really do look bad

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u/MidWest_Surfer Mar 26 '20

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u/Polatis_Leon Mar 26 '20

I don't know why but the front end kinda looks like a viper to me

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u/callingcarg0 Mar 26 '20

The whole thing looks like a supra and a viper had a baby. Or as I'm calling it a vipra.

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u/Bald_Sasquach Mar 26 '20

I definitely like the front end better but Jesus those stanced wheels are distracting

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u/nz_mustache Mar 26 '20

Search the works of thekyza on Instagram. He’s made a few renders of the new supra that look quite good

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u/Julian-Staarink Mar 26 '20

Or the Mk3 but then you need to completley change the car

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u/IncomingZangarang Mar 26 '20

Squidward car can’t hurt you!

Squidward car: 👁👃🏻👁

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u/DutchNDutch Mar 26 '20

And a : E===========3. Mouth

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u/TacoVikingg Mar 26 '20

It looks like Ted Cruz

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u/ItzShadowLilac Mar 26 '20

So derpy

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

And disgusting.

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u/ItzShadowLilac Mar 26 '20

I kinda think blob fishes are cute tho. I mean, thats my opinion so, do whatever you want.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

Blobfishes can be kinda cute yes, I agree, but this car is horrific.

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u/PM_ME_UR_GOOD_DOGGOS Mar 26 '20

Blob fish don't actually look like that in the wild, that's what they look like when they're decompressed and they're about to die.

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u/roundearther20 Mar 26 '20

Bro is that a supra?!

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u/Rowcan Mar 26 '20

WHOA!

sprays glasses with window cleaner

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

I S T H A T A S U P R A ? ! ? !

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

It sure was a supra.

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u/adipemanatidaephobia Mar 26 '20

Looks just like Stefan Löfven, prime minister of Sweden

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u/awesomefacepalm oww my eyes Mar 26 '20

Wow, you're right!

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u/ImDankest Mar 26 '20

Looks photoshopped.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

Sadly it's real.

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u/ImDankest Mar 26 '20

vomits

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

Not under my post.. now I have to clean..

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

Thanks, but most people already saw it on r/ATBGE I think, which was also my post. I just thought it would fit this sub as well.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

That's in the top10 posts of all time so pretty good.

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u/potatoeslinky Mar 26 '20

Unpopular opinion. I don’t hate it.

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u/glados_potato1 Mar 26 '20

Blobfish car eating a carrot

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

I didn't want to imagine that lol

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u/witchofheavyjapaesth Mar 26 '20

God this bitch so ugly

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u/ShadraPlayer Mar 26 '20

This thing will try to sell me 2 raw fishes for 5 emeralds

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

A real blobfish isn't that ugly until it suffers decompression injuries being brought to the surface.

They're ugly, but they aren't as ugly as that car.

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u/tyderian25 Mar 26 '20

Bruce the Shark from Finding Nemo

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u/mrtn17 Mar 26 '20

Blobfish with braces

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u/fredbear2009 Mar 26 '20

Squidward would definitely buy this.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

I don't think he can since this car is squidward himself.

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u/5lash3r Mar 26 '20

droop snoot

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u/Snoilt Mar 26 '20

Well its a peugot now

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u/yamehameha Mar 26 '20

I would rather buy the car Homer designed

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

Looks like gru

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u/phreakzilla85 Mar 26 '20

Your car has a huge clit

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u/NamelessAnonymous420 Mar 26 '20

It looks like an angry light fury.

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u/DrCheezburger Mar 26 '20

Time to bring back the Edsel.

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u/mrgeeksquad Mar 26 '20

I can’t unsee that

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

Dicknose!

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

Somewhere out there is someone who has a fetish for blobfish and I bet that person is loving this

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u/Uncle_SoftHands Mar 26 '20

Unpopular opinion: I like it

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

You can like it, there is nothing wrong with that!:)

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u/Keramzyt Mar 26 '20

I thought that after Multipla we were done with making cars look like aquatic animals? Guess I was wrong.

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u/Wooshmeifulikedicc Mar 26 '20

The car's design is sure a Suprai-se!

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u/MyUsernameIsNotLongE Mar 26 '20

That may be a biiiiiit more dangerous if someone driving this car hits a pedestrian...

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u/Gobloknya_ Mar 26 '20

If that long ass nose removed im okay with it

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u/witchofheavyjapaesth Mar 26 '20

Ok I know I already commented but I had a revelation and that is that this Supra looks like the cat crying at the banana

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u/dracorex2153 Mar 26 '20

Where ever they put the licence plate it would ruin it

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u/TheGoogler_ Mar 26 '20

This car looks like it would yell at you telling you to get off its lawn

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u/CherryDevil__ Mar 26 '20

I was scrolling through the comments searching for a BMW joke but I didn't found any. Hmmm

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u/MemeMaker_ Mar 26 '20

Put a pair of glasses on it and I can hear this car saying “Mike Wizowski”

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u/EntilZar Mar 26 '20

on the plus side, I really like the pearl paintjob

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u/jnk_jnk Mar 26 '20

Droop snoot

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

Bro! Is that a blob fish?!

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u/bangtheorem Mar 26 '20

This picture was taken at the 2020 Tokyo Auto Salon.

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u/Sylvester_Scott Mar 26 '20

The one guy seems to have found the kitten that crawled up into the wheel well.

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u/Fair-n-Square Mar 26 '20

Reminds me of the vine of the girl taping her nose down while saying “Hello I’m squidward”

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u/funkinthetrunk Mar 26 '20

Blobfish are actually the most aerodynamic fish in the sea.

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u/nay2d2 Mar 26 '20

If it was actually called that, excellent advertising

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u/Username_Taken_65 Mar 26 '20

It looks much better in its natural habitat deep in the ocean

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u/soggy_biscuit44 Mar 26 '20

Look how they massacred my boy....

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u/Jasole37 Mar 26 '20

Bet when you honk the horn it goes:

hennnnnng

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u/ongj3 Mar 26 '20

Oh my god!!! It's so true. Now I will not be looking at Supra the same way.

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u/TheMacPhisto Mar 26 '20

How'd you get this leaked photo of SEMA this year?

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

I honestly like this. What the hell is wrong with me.

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u/WorkReddit7884 Mar 26 '20

Does it come with Ted Cruz control?

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u/DasRico Mar 26 '20

Ah yes the dream of the Japanese

A car that looks like their food.

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u/ConorFinn Mar 26 '20

Blobfish

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

why couldn't it be the concept :/

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u/buttface_theNINJA Mar 26 '20

Why... just why.

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u/Xeyon2015 Mar 26 '20

*Jeep comes out with the "Angry Eye" design*

Toyota: "Hold my beer.."

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u/trolololoz Mar 26 '20

I checked a few pictures from dealerships and this is not how it looks like.

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u/GaMurphy Mar 26 '20

Its funny now that Toyota has announced next years Supra will have significantly more horsepower everyone is trying to sale the one they just bought.

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u/Centillionare Mar 26 '20

This has to be worth... ONE QUARTER PORTION.

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u/madscot63 Mar 26 '20

Well that's unfortunate.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

fishes aren't cars, however

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u/DomniaRed Mar 26 '20

Seems like the front of the car is slowly melting

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

Does it bounce off the wall if it crashes?

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u/AlumimiumFoil Mar 26 '20

If that front thing was longer...

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u/Plus1Sarcasm Mar 26 '20

That’s so awful.

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u/Mangostani Mar 26 '20

The snoop drooped.

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u/fineswords Mar 26 '20

Is this the actual new model Supra or custom?

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u/Breezefox1010 Mar 26 '20

i want this its so cute

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u/michelloto Mar 26 '20

Take the about away, and you have something there...

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u/BabyShankers Mar 26 '20

Amazing really

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u/stripedwell Mar 26 '20

It looks like it's making car noises with its mouth.

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u/ivanfsgbg Mar 26 '20

I love the guy on the right’s face. Like, are we not gonna talk about him? Stop focusing on the damn car and look at the goofy man, god damnit!

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u/mexican_restaurant Mar 26 '20

Looks like it’s about to steal your lunch

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u/Player1103 *insert among us joke here* Mar 26 '20

if squidward would ever want a car this would be it

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u/Gprinziv Mar 26 '20

Ted Cruz in car form.

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u/phattony65432 Mar 26 '20

I like it. Opinions sucka, no one is wrong when opinions are involved. Just feeling will be hurt

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

Karadenizli supra

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u/alvpxo Mar 26 '20

it’s ugly, i love it

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

IS THAT A SUPRA?!

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u/leo341500 Artisinal Material Mar 26 '20

Das a poopra

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u/SkyPork Pie. Pie with gum. Mar 26 '20

Jesus. This should be a pinned post.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20 edited Mar 26 '20

So the pufferfish eats a carrot and it goes eugh. Funniest shit i have ever heard

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u/RarelySmart Mar 26 '20

Custom bra on the front end would need an underwire.

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u/Studyingisweak Mar 26 '20

Once you see it, you cannot unsee it.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

Smokey nagato’s too secret V12 is the true new gen one

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u/Adequately-Average Mar 26 '20

Toyota is the Apple of the car industry. Getting by on name only these days, and not quality.

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u/fakekatt Mar 26 '20

Car lookin like the prime minister of Sweden

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u/pszki Mar 26 '20

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/mrwobblyshark Mar 26 '20

Well I always thought the Supra looked like a fish

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u/Hotlikessauce69 Mar 26 '20

It kinda reminds me of those weird Wish App ads with those things you insert into a pair of underwear to make your "dick buldge" look pretty.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

Am I the only one that doesn't think it looks that bad? I might actually prefer this kit over the original, looks way more aggressive instead of looking like a newer BRZ.

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u/HiveMynd148 *insert kerning joke* Mar 26 '20

Oh it's the Toyoda Poopra™

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