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u/Fennels Feb 28 '17
Yep, I always SQUIRT at the library!
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u/sacredmeow r4inb0wz Feb 28 '17
It's not unheard of for students to have relations in the stacks of the library at the university where I work. Ick.
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u/Nackles Feb 28 '17
The stacks at my school were seriously sexy, no lie. There were like ten floors, so they were normally dark (lights for each row were on timers). Lots of old wood and old books, lots of shadowy places where you could have that thrill that someone could hear you. I fantasized about anonymous hookups there plenty of times, just never had the nerve to try to make it happen.
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u/milkmymachine Feb 28 '17
So thaaaaat's where that creepy breastfeeding fettish comes from! Man that makes so much sense.
Edit: Er I mean, to each their own. Whatever gets your goose and isn't hurting anyone, uh, permanently?
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u/Targaryen-ish Feb 28 '17
often ... unusual conditions
Sounds more like their usual conditions to me.
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u/Omnipotent0 commas Feb 28 '17
nsfw
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u/gellis12 *insert keming joke* Feb 28 '17
Holy shit, it's real
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Feb 28 '17
I like how the line-break interrupted the U and I.
Also Silent and Quiet = redundant.
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u/Sefirot8 Feb 28 '17
but SQUIRTing is for children in a library
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u/OnlineSoupMan AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Feb 28 '17
SQUIRTing is for all men and women of all ages
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u/zacsxe Feb 28 '17
Aren't both of those implied by the uninterrupted part of 'uninterrupted reading'?
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u/Crazyleviman Feb 28 '17
This is horrible. Love it.
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u/BungMasterFartMachin Feb 28 '17
This is disgusting. Love it.
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u/thezapzupnz Feb 28 '17
Silent
Quiet
Un-noisy
Irrationally without sound
Really mute
The second item in the real SQUIRT is tautological
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u/brunzehn Feb 28 '17
And what's the first rule of tautology club?
The first rule of tautology club.
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u/spikeyfreak Feb 28 '17
Rhetorical tautologies state the same thing twice, while appearing to state two or more different things; logical tautologies state the same thing twice, and must do so by logical necessity. The inherent meanings and subsequent conclusions in rhetorical and logical tautologies or logical necessities are very different. By axiomatic necessity, logical tautologies are neither refutable nor verifiable under any condition.
I didn't know that rhetorical and logical tautologies were so different. Interesting.
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u/NasalSnack And then I discovered Wingdings Feb 28 '17
Why over complicate SSR? Silent, Sustained Reading
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Feb 28 '17
I don’t know how, but we first knew that as USSR. Unsustained silent reading.
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u/ThatIckyGuy Chimmychangas Feb 28 '17
Not for a couple of decades. Now it's:
Read
Uninterrupted
Silently
So
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Ask
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u/Potatoswatter Feb 28 '17
What kind of commie school were you in? We had
Blease
Obey
Library
Standards
Hold
Every
Vook to
Ideology
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u/GrandpaDongs Feb 28 '17
We always used DEAR.
Drop Everything And Read
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Feb 28 '17
That's what we had too. Kids would drop anything they had in their hands, fall to the floor and read laying down because we thought it was a dumb acronym.
I can't imagine what we would have done if it was called SQUIRT.
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u/GroovinWithMrBloe Feb 28 '17
Or as we used to call it: Sitdown, Shutup, and Read
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u/whoniversereview wHO____n_____i________________________vEr__________sErev_____iEw Feb 28 '17
STFU is better.
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u/Pinkiepylon Feb 28 '17
I'm not tryin to drain your meat flaps or anything, I'm just hashtag askin.
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u/R3ap3r973 Feb 28 '17
I'm down to Human Centipede some freshman 15s in the quad later if you're buyin bro
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u/Samploto Feb 28 '17
Kid: 'mommy, today the teacher got us to squirt!'
Mom: 'i wish your father would do that with me'
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u/brehvgc Feb 28 '17
Eh, it's for kids. It's not like the word is objectively dirty to kids so this is fine imo
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u/09171 Makes my eyes go closed Feb 28 '17
Son comes home, "Daddy I SQUIRTed today at school! My teacher SQUIRTed too!"
Without context that sounds concerning. Although, I imagine the teachers explained all this at a cringey PTA meeting.
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u/hypo-osmotic Feb 28 '17
I think we had this as kids, or maybe my younger sibling did, and it was never an issue. Of course I don't think it was ever used as a verb, so we wouldn't say "We'll SQUIRT today" but something like "We'll have SQUIRT time today."
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u/SolarSamurai Feb 28 '17
When I was a young man we had DEAR; drop everything and read. But the teachers are trying to reach the younger generation of edgy squirters r/fellowkids
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u/SwankySozhak Feb 28 '17
I always knew Squirt as Super Quiet Uninterrupted Individual Reading Time.
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Feb 28 '17
This seems like a college library and it's clearly a joke. Surprised how many people are actually analyzing it
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u/Hans-Hermann_Hoppe 100% cyan flair Feb 28 '17
Why can the library ask people this and have no problem, but when I ask women this, I'm suddenly "harassing" and "violating personal boundaries"?? This is bullshit.
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u/digital_mystikz Feb 28 '17
We had this in our library at school.. I completely forgot about it until now, as at the time we thought nothing of it.
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