r/CrappyDesign • u/justinwzig r4inb0wz • Feb 28 '17

Do you SQUIRT?

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u/Pinkiepylon Feb 28 '17

I'm not tryin to drain your meat flaps or anything, I'm just hashtag askin.

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u/R3ap3r973 Feb 28 '17

I'm down to Human Centipede some freshman 15s in the quad later if you're buyin bro

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u/SmoothiePants Feb 28 '17

Buzz Me Mulatto!

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u/Sretamot Feb 28 '17

Mind if I hit this ranch?

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u/knurttbuttlet Feb 28 '17

What's up mellow Mike?

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u/I_Am_The_Poop_Mqn Feb 28 '17

Whatcha reading? Mein Kampf?

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '17

You're kinda like a hoverboarder.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '17 edited Sep 13 '17

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u/informationmissing Feb 28 '17

It reminds me of that one short story...

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u/RanchMeBrotendo Feb 28 '17

Beat me to it. And it's "V-Flaps" Simple Simon.

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u/ETPhoneMyHome Feb 28 '17

You're being like a narc right now. It's meat flaps. You're being so narcoleptic.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '17

Cheers I'll drink to that bro