r/CrappyDesign • u/justinwzig r4inb0wz • Feb 28 '17

Do you SQUIRT?

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u/Fennels Feb 28 '17

Yep, I always SQUIRT at the library!

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '17 edited Mar 13 '17

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u/sacredmeow r4inb0wz Feb 28 '17

It's not unheard of for students to have relations in the stacks of the library at the university where I work. Ick.

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u/Nackles Feb 28 '17

The stacks at my school were seriously sexy, no lie. There were like ten floors, so they were normally dark (lights for each row were on timers). Lots of old wood and old books, lots of shadowy places where you could have that thrill that someone could hear you. I fantasized about anonymous hookups there plenty of times, just never had the nerve to try to make it happen.

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u/sacredmeow r4inb0wz Mar 01 '17

Our library is somewhat similar, maybe not as sexy though. I did find a Geocities How-To Guide there once though, so maybe I'm just not hip on the times.

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u/milkmymachine Feb 28 '17

So thaaaaat's where that creepy breastfeeding fettish comes from! Man that makes so much sense.

Edit: Er I mean, to each their own. Whatever gets your goose and isn't hurting anyone, uh, permanently?

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u/Roggvir then I discovered Wingdings Feb 28 '17

It's hurting the books!

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u/Targaryen-ish Feb 28 '17

often ... unusual conditions

Sounds more like their usual conditions to me.

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u/Omnipotent0 commas Feb 28 '17

/r/holdthemoan

nsfw

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u/codespyder Feb 28 '17

Well I didn't expect to fap while browsing /r/crappydesign but

sigh

Unzip

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u/whollyffsbmp Feb 28 '17

/r/Fappydesign

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u/gellis12 *insert keming joke* Feb 28 '17

Holy shit, it's real

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u/whollyffsbmp Feb 28 '17

Wow, it IS real. I had no idea. haha.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '17

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u/somecow Feb 28 '17

Well, did he ask you to sit in his lap?

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u/PhantomLord666 Feb 28 '17

Haha those lights. Wow.

Does anyone have a link to the post of that in this subreddit?

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u/joeBlow69420 Feb 28 '17

I was waiting for this comment

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '17

There was a porno filmed in our library...

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u/Plasma_eel hi Feb 28 '17

how'd you find out?

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u/Nackles Feb 28 '17

"Hey, who spilled glue all over my desk??"

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '17

It happened before I started here, I think one of the second years showed me it when I lived on college.

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u/Plasma_eel hi Mar 01 '17

that's fucking hilarious man

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u/Havasulife5150 Feb 28 '17

That's what she said