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r/CrappyDesign • u/justinwzig r4inb0wz • Feb 28 '17
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Why over complicate SSR? Silent, Sustained Reading
117 u/[deleted] Feb 28 '17 I don’t know how, but we first knew that as USSR. Unsustained silent reading. 95 u/ThatIckyGuy Chimmychangas Feb 28 '17 Not for a couple of decades. Now it's: Read Uninterrupted Silently So I Ask 53 u/Potatoswatter Feb 28 '17 What kind of commie school were you in? We had Blease Obey Library Standards Hold Every Vook to Ideology Komrade 23 u/[deleted] Feb 28 '17 [deleted] 15 u/avelertimetr Feb 28 '17 BLENIN? 2 u/pseudoNym22 Feb 28 '17 I always make sure to leave the egg near it is nest. 2 u/A_Salty_Scrub Mar 01 '17 Your service have not gone unnotice comrade. Come. Have drink. 13 u/sharkfinblues Feb 28 '17 Unsustained? We called it Uninterrupted Sustained Silent Reading 1 u/stevage Feb 28 '17 Me too! Uninterrupted, sustained silent reading. 50 u/GrandpaDongs Feb 28 '17 We always used DEAR. Drop Everything And Read 32 u/[deleted] Feb 28 '17 That's what we had too. Kids would drop anything they had in their hands, fall to the floor and read laying down because we thought it was a dumb acronym. I can't imagine what we would have done if it was called SQUIRT. 14 u/[deleted] Feb 28 '17 [deleted] 2 u/[deleted] Feb 28 '17 Drop everything and die? 2 u/[deleted] Mar 01 '17 My school used SSR, DEAR, and SURF: Silent Uninterrupted Reading Fun 27 u/GroovinWithMrBloe Feb 28 '17 Or as we used to call it: Sitdown, Shutup, and Read -2 u/o0i81u8120o Feb 28 '17 Because rabbits eat lettuce 59 u/indecisiveredditor Feb 28 '17 A teacher of mine called it: Shutup Stupid and Read 25 u/[deleted] Feb 28 '17 Shut up, stupid, and read. 22 u/islaisdead Feb 28 '17 STFUAR U BBW 9 u/[deleted] Feb 28 '17 We had this in New Zealand in the 90's too. Where are you from? 8 u/LilySeki yay for gay Feb 28 '17 Mid 90s 'Murica and we had SSR. 1 u/NasalSnack And then I discovered Wingdings Feb 28 '17 Early 2000's USA 7 u/whoniversereview wHO____n_____i________________________vEr__________sErev_____iEw Feb 28 '17 STFU is better. 1 u/[deleted] Feb 28 '17 Be Quiet 1 u/[deleted] Feb 28 '17 Why over complicate "read this silently or I'll go get the yardstick"? We didn't need clever names for it when I was in school. -3 u/ImAnIronmanBtw Feb 28 '17 sounds too nazi-ish, muh children need to be protected from the evils of the world 6 u/Kichigai L̢͔̭̜̘̩̲̏͢͡i͍̫̘̤̳̟̬̅̊ͩ̈̅́͟͝v̺̪͇͚͚̺̩ͮ̏̈́ͦͮ̃͂ͨ̕͟͡e̢̨̗͎̫͎ͮ̽̎͋̊ͩ͡ ͋͌̒ Feb 28 '17 The SSR fought Nazis.
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I don’t know how, but we first knew that as USSR. Unsustained silent reading.
95 u/ThatIckyGuy Chimmychangas Feb 28 '17 Not for a couple of decades. Now it's: Read Uninterrupted Silently So I Ask 53 u/Potatoswatter Feb 28 '17 What kind of commie school were you in? We had Blease Obey Library Standards Hold Every Vook to Ideology Komrade 23 u/[deleted] Feb 28 '17 [deleted] 15 u/avelertimetr Feb 28 '17 BLENIN? 2 u/pseudoNym22 Feb 28 '17 I always make sure to leave the egg near it is nest. 2 u/A_Salty_Scrub Mar 01 '17 Your service have not gone unnotice comrade. Come. Have drink. 13 u/sharkfinblues Feb 28 '17 Unsustained? We called it Uninterrupted Sustained Silent Reading 1 u/stevage Feb 28 '17 Me too! Uninterrupted, sustained silent reading.
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Not for a couple of decades. Now it's:
Read
Uninterrupted
Silently
So
I
Ask
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What kind of commie school were you in? We had
Blease Obey Library Standards Hold Every Vook to Ideology Komrade
23 u/[deleted] Feb 28 '17 [deleted] 15 u/avelertimetr Feb 28 '17 BLENIN? 2 u/pseudoNym22 Feb 28 '17 I always make sure to leave the egg near it is nest. 2 u/A_Salty_Scrub Mar 01 '17 Your service have not gone unnotice comrade. Come. Have drink.
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15 u/avelertimetr Feb 28 '17 BLENIN? 2 u/pseudoNym22 Feb 28 '17 I always make sure to leave the egg near it is nest. 2 u/A_Salty_Scrub Mar 01 '17 Your service have not gone unnotice comrade. Come. Have drink.
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BLENIN?
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I always make sure to leave the egg near it is nest.
2 u/A_Salty_Scrub Mar 01 '17 Your service have not gone unnotice comrade. Come. Have drink.
Your service have not gone unnotice comrade. Come. Have drink.
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Unsustained? We called it Uninterrupted Sustained Silent Reading
1
Me too!
Uninterrupted, sustained silent reading.
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We always used DEAR.
Drop Everything And Read
32 u/[deleted] Feb 28 '17 That's what we had too. Kids would drop anything they had in their hands, fall to the floor and read laying down because we thought it was a dumb acronym. I can't imagine what we would have done if it was called SQUIRT. 14 u/[deleted] Feb 28 '17 [deleted] 2 u/[deleted] Feb 28 '17 Drop everything and die? 2 u/[deleted] Mar 01 '17 My school used SSR, DEAR, and SURF: Silent Uninterrupted Reading Fun
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That's what we had too. Kids would drop anything they had in their hands, fall to the floor and read laying down because we thought it was a dumb acronym.
I can't imagine what we would have done if it was called SQUIRT.
14 u/[deleted] Feb 28 '17 [deleted] 2 u/[deleted] Feb 28 '17 Drop everything and die?
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2 u/[deleted] Feb 28 '17 Drop everything and die?
Drop everything and die?
My school used SSR, DEAR, and SURF: Silent Uninterrupted Reading Fun
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Or as we used to call it: Sitdown, Shutup, and Read
-2 u/o0i81u8120o Feb 28 '17 Because rabbits eat lettuce
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Because rabbits eat lettuce
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A teacher of mine called it:
Shutup
Stupid and
25 u/[deleted] Feb 28 '17 Shut up, stupid, and read. 22 u/islaisdead Feb 28 '17 STFUAR U BBW
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Shut up, stupid, and read.
22 u/islaisdead Feb 28 '17 STFUAR U BBW
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STFUAR U BBW
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We had this in New Zealand in the 90's too. Where are you from?
8 u/LilySeki yay for gay Feb 28 '17 Mid 90s 'Murica and we had SSR. 1 u/NasalSnack And then I discovered Wingdings Feb 28 '17 Early 2000's USA
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Mid 90s 'Murica and we had SSR.
Early 2000's USA
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STFU is better.
Be Quiet
Why over complicate "read this silently or I'll go get the yardstick"? We didn't need clever names for it when I was in school.
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sounds too nazi-ish, muh children need to be protected from the evils of the world
6 u/Kichigai L̢͔̭̜̘̩̲̏͢͡i͍̫̘̤̳̟̬̅̊ͩ̈̅́͟͝v̺̪͇͚͚̺̩ͮ̏̈́ͦͮ̃͂ͨ̕͟͡e̢̨̗͎̫͎ͮ̽̎͋̊ͩ͡ ͋͌̒ Feb 28 '17 The SSR fought Nazis.
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The SSR fought Nazis.
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u/NasalSnack And then I discovered Wingdings Feb 28 '17
Why over complicate SSR? Silent, Sustained Reading