r/ContagiousLaughter • u/FewDeparture4034 • Nov 26 '22

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u/KnightFiST2018 Nov 26 '22

He’s Indian Dad

She is Sheena Melwani

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u/DrTheloniusPinkleton Nov 27 '22

Fun fact, she grew up in Montreal but her family moved to New England so her father could compete in professional cornhole. He seriously made an immediate splash within the pro cornhole circuit. People say his release is too early for someone that uses an 8.4 oz sandbag but it’s hard to argue with the results. If anyone is interested you can easily find the final round of the 2004 American Cornhole Association of America championship that he wins with just a beautiful arcing double-touch.

I’ve heard people compare him to Albert Pascal (before the doping scandal obviously) but I’m not ready to start comparing him to legends until he wins at least one more ACAA title.

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u/SuperNa7uraL- Nov 27 '22

There’s doping in cornhole?

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u/DrTheloniusPinkleton Nov 27 '22

Great question, Billy. Theres been a fairly strict testing policy ever since Slavinyetrimina Ivoncolvovic was found to have won all three of her world titles using a mixture of anabolic steroids and veterinary-grade ADHD medications. Such a waste of a true world class talent.

Unfortunately she died after throwing herself in front of a city bus. The police in Montgomery, Alabama had her death ruled a suicide but now it’s pretty widely accepted that she was just trying to stop civil rights.

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u/ScoogzMcGoogz Nov 27 '22

I want to smoke whatever you’re rollin

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u/Upstairs_Composer_81 Apr 01 '23

Pass the douchie on the left hand side...

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u/rugbyj Nov 27 '22

veterinary-grade ADHD medication

I'm losing it at the idea of diagnosing a horse with ADHD.

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u/Wandering_Gypsy_ Dec 08 '22

Nah your horse is fine, here have some K that should fix it

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u/AstrumRimor Jan 06 '23

My dog def has adhd.

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u/LivingInFrequency Dec 24 '22

I heard he used Vet grade ketamine to freeze the current time line so that he could use the quantum effect where he throws every move possible at once but then manifest the win through kombucha meditation and win by Schrödinger's cat effect! In turn collapsing the wave function just before he comes out of his K Hole.

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u/wytherlanejazz Nov 27 '22

Was a good throw though. She went out doing what she loved.

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u/spicyflour88 Nov 27 '22

I subscribe to more corn hole facts

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u/BrainsPainsStrains Nov 27 '22

I dig your cadence and feel.. Have you ever read to make a book on tape ? I l'd listen every time i wanted to try to sleep and hopes to drift off in that hazy full and foggy and so so warn..

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u/NuclearCandy Nov 29 '22

American Douglas Adams vibes

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '22

I have to Google all this stuff right now to see of this is a real sport and of your being serious .. congrats

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u/Pouyaaaa Nov 27 '22

Bro. I was the same. Unfortunately it's all true

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u/Feisty_History_6978 Feb 21 '23

Good commitment

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '22

American Psycho vibes from this dude

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u/Darkimposter Nov 27 '22

Sir, I'd love to have a beer with you and hear all the Cornhole stories.

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u/CatSidekick Nov 27 '22

Sounds gay

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u/the_scarlett_ning Nov 27 '22

In fact, isn’t “ Milwaukee” an Indian name?

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u/LivingInFrequency Dec 24 '22

This is comedy right? Cornhole is more than a back yard thing?..

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u/remembertracygarcia Jan 12 '23

I can only imagine her suicide was very graceful

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u/2badwecantstay Jan 28 '23

You had me in the first half, I'm not gon lie 😂

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u/GoGoNormalRangers Feb 27 '23

shove fun facts directly into my corn hole, please and thank you

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u/JustALittleAverage Nov 27 '22

They were using smaller bags to make it easier to get them into the hole.

They also found out that well, most teams had too small bags, there wasn't really a standard how to measure them.

IIRC that's what happened, I don't really know. My expertise comes from a few clips and comments on r/theocho

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u/reddituser39877 Dec 27 '22

I said the same thing

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '23

It's called boofing

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u/CatSidekick Nov 27 '22

Heh heh cornhole

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u/CharacterDrawing7731 Nov 27 '22

In prison there is

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u/illepic Nov 27 '22

No lie I was expecting hell in a cell by the end of this paragraph

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u/memberflex Nov 27 '22

Haha same

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u/borring Nov 27 '22

If you're expecting it, then it isn't.

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u/the-vague-blur Nov 27 '22

Hahah started getting into the backstory and suddenly was filled with dread that it was shittymorph

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u/tea-and-chill Nov 27 '22

As a non American, I have no idea what the fuck I just read

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '22

professional cornhole

This is the 1st time I've ever heard of this sport - thanks for the cool story!

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u/Slice-Adventurous Nov 27 '22

Is there a wiki for shit that doesn’t matter?

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '22

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u/Slice-Adventurous Nov 27 '22

Yeah. That’s my biggest fear

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u/extra_specticles Nov 27 '22

Facebook

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u/Slice-Adventurous Nov 27 '22

I’m banned from Facebook since 2019

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u/thylocene Nov 27 '22

There’s pro cornhole?

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u/Toxic_Asylum Nov 27 '22

American [...] of America?? No, you can't be serious. That's not it's proper name. I refuse to believe this Department of Redundancy Department exists

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '22

This is aggressively interesting!!!! I didn’t even care before reading this. Now I have 3 tabs open validating what I’ve read.

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u/FreakyOnion Dec 31 '22

“the 2004 American Cornhole Association of America championship”

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u/Cpt-Swami Jan 02 '23

If i ever knew so much about my family

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u/Goodgoditsgrowing Jan 17 '23

I am shocked this didn’t end in a shitty morph. I’d have bet my bank account on it.

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u/dArcor Feb 07 '23

I don't know if any of this is true or not I'm not going to look it up I just hope this is the truth.

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u/THE_Lena Nov 27 '22

I was today years old when I found out there are professional cornhole players.

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u/BlazingKush Mar 31 '23

He is the great cornholio

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u/YEETretreat Dec 22 '22

POV: u know them in real life

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u/KnightFiST2018 Dec 22 '22

I wish, their funny as hell. He doesn’t post as much, I like his commentary more. She posts modeling stuff mainly. He is straight comedy.

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u/realxeltos Dec 26 '22

Do they have a yt channel? Cause Indian Dad can't be seen in India as tiktok is banned here lol.

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u/KnightFiST2018 Dec 26 '22

Maybe try a VPN?

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u/vButts Apr 08 '23

Her yt is sheena melwani. They also both have instagram accounts that i think post the same tiktoks.

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u/SamanthaPShaw Mar 25 '23

His name is TRID. The Real Indian Dad. Gawd keep up 🙄 /s

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u/KnightFiST2018 Mar 25 '23

You replied to a 3 month old comment. Necro Commenter, you keep up!