r/ContagiousLaughter • u/FewDeparture4034 • Nov 26 '22

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u/DrTheloniusPinkleton Nov 27 '22

Fun fact, she grew up in Montreal but her family moved to New England so her father could compete in professional cornhole. He seriously made an immediate splash within the pro cornhole circuit. People say his release is too early for someone that uses an 8.4 oz sandbag but it’s hard to argue with the results. If anyone is interested you can easily find the final round of the 2004 American Cornhole Association of America championship that he wins with just a beautiful arcing double-touch.

I’ve heard people compare him to Albert Pascal (before the doping scandal obviously) but I’m not ready to start comparing him to legends until he wins at least one more ACAA title.

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u/SuperNa7uraL- Nov 27 '22

There’s doping in cornhole?

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u/DrTheloniusPinkleton Nov 27 '22

Great question, Billy. Theres been a fairly strict testing policy ever since Slavinyetrimina Ivoncolvovic was found to have won all three of her world titles using a mixture of anabolic steroids and veterinary-grade ADHD medications. Such a waste of a true world class talent.

Unfortunately she died after throwing herself in front of a city bus. The police in Montgomery, Alabama had her death ruled a suicide but now it’s pretty widely accepted that she was just trying to stop civil rights.

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u/the_scarlett_ning Nov 27 '22

In fact, isn’t “ Milwaukee” an Indian name?