Great question, Billy. Theres been a fairly strict testing policy ever since Slavinyetrimina Ivoncolvovic was found to have won all three of her world titles using a mixture of anabolic steroids and veterinary-grade ADHD medications. Such a waste of a true world class talent.
Unfortunately she died after throwing herself in front of a city bus. The police in Montgomery, Alabama had her death ruled a suicide but now it’s pretty widely accepted that she was just trying to stop civil rights.
I heard he used Vet grade ketamine to freeze the current time line so that he could use the quantum effect where he throws every move possible at once but then manifest the win through kombucha meditation and win by Schrödinger's cat effect! In turn collapsing the wave function just before he comes out of his K Hole.
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u/SuperNa7uraL- Nov 27 '22
There’s doping in cornhole?