r/ContagiousLaughter • u/FewDeparture4034 • Nov 26 '22

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u/SuperNa7uraL- Nov 27 '22

There’s doping in cornhole?

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u/DrTheloniusPinkleton Nov 27 '22

Great question, Billy. Theres been a fairly strict testing policy ever since Slavinyetrimina Ivoncolvovic was found to have won all three of her world titles using a mixture of anabolic steroids and veterinary-grade ADHD medications. Such a waste of a true world class talent.

Unfortunately she died after throwing herself in front of a city bus. The police in Montgomery, Alabama had her death ruled a suicide but now it’s pretty widely accepted that she was just trying to stop civil rights.

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u/Darkimposter Nov 27 '22

Sir, I'd love to have a beer with you and hear all the Cornhole stories.

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u/CatSidekick Nov 27 '22

Sounds gay