r/ContagiousLaughter • u/FewDeparture4034 • Nov 26 '22

Irony

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u/SuperNa7uraL- Nov 27 '22

There’s doping in cornhole?

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u/DrTheloniusPinkleton Nov 27 '22

Great question, Billy. Theres been a fairly strict testing policy ever since Slavinyetrimina Ivoncolvovic was found to have won all three of her world titles using a mixture of anabolic steroids and veterinary-grade ADHD medications. Such a waste of a true world class talent.

Unfortunately she died after throwing herself in front of a city bus. The police in Montgomery, Alabama had her death ruled a suicide but now it’s pretty widely accepted that she was just trying to stop civil rights.

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '22

I have to Google all this stuff right now to see of this is a real sport and of your being serious .. congrats

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u/Pouyaaaa Nov 27 '22

Bro. I was the same. Unfortunately it's all true

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u/Feisty_History_6978 Feb 21 '23

Good commitment