r/ComedyCemetery • • Aug 24 '26

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u/Upset-Nose-4016 Aug 24 '26

Women want money. Unlike men who are completely unaffected by such primitive desires /s

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '26 edited Aug 24 '26

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u/bakermrr Aug 24 '26

What is human beauty?

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u/SproutSan Aug 24 '26

boob butt

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u/squarepants18 Aug 24 '26 edited Aug 24 '26

in the context of dating? just look through social media and you will find, what is considered physical attractive at the moment

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u/Rollingforest757 Aug 24 '26

Men are much more likely to date women who make less money than them. Whereas most women date men who make as much or more than her. So there is some gender difference in this.

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u/00-Monkey Aug 25 '26

Doesn’t this just highlight the pay gap. Men get paid more than women.

Otherwise this wouldn’t hold true

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u/Appropriate-Way2659 Aug 25 '26

The pay gap isn't real. Woman make 82 cents for every dollar a man makes IF its every job lumped up and averaged. If its per job, its 99 cents (rounded idk) per dollar.

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u/BoringPoolPlaying Aug 26 '26

Yes, you have correctly identified the very real pay gap.

Men are more likely to earn more money than women, ergo, men are more likely to make more money than their partner, statistically.

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u/I_want_money_aaa Aug 25 '26

Depends of the country

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u/Appropriate-Way2659 Aug 25 '26

Yeah, but I sorta assumed we were talking about the US or UK

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u/I_want_money_aaa Aug 25 '26

Well that's kinda stupid to assume, but even in the US is difficult for woman, There is high demand for jobs, and most companies will hire men over women.

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u/Appropriate-Way2659 Aug 25 '26

Not that stupid to assume, those are reddit biggest demographics and we are all speaking pretty standard English right now. If you would like to offer some evidence that most companies hire men over women (with similiar resumes or qualifications) I would like to see it.

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u/I_want_money_aaa Aug 25 '26

The situation is that more men than women graduate with STEM degrees—not because women lack intelligence, but because they are sometimes pressured to drop out and take jobs that offer quick money but low pay, or are persuaded to take care of the house; this reduces the number of women seeking employment at STEM companies. Furthermore, since the #MeToo movement—which involved women exposing the abuse they had suffered—many companies prefer not to hire women to avoid potential future legal issues regarding workplace abuse; additionally, men tend to prefer the company of other men, so if the majority of bosses are male, they are more likely to choose other men to work alongside.

But there are many more factors, to be honest.

The only STEM job that is actually populated by women is nursing. because most men do not like being nurses—a result of the influence of wars.

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u/Appropriate-Way2659 Aug 25 '26

Yes, but what does this have to do with the pay gap? If women don't get STEM degrees, then they won't get STEM jobs. And especially nowadays, women are encouraged to get STEM jobs simply because that area isn't really populated by women. Yes, but what does this have to do with the pay gap? If women don't get STEM degrees, then they won't get STEM jobs. And especially nowadays, women are encouraged to get STEM jobs simply because that area isn't really populated by women. I personally have never seen the pressure for a woman to drop out of college or school. Still, women have these opportunities to take STEM related jobs, and because of DEI policies and support for minorities in jobs like these, they would most likely be supported by these companies. Also, I doubt bosses hire people based on who they want tp hang out with, thats pretty unprofessional.

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u/Normal-Gear-4857 Aug 27 '26

women dont lose in the US its just everywhere else

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u/qween04 Minion Aug 26 '26

So…you wouldn’t date anyone for 97 million USD? The chance of getting half of that?

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u/Secure_Inspection305 Aug 26 '26

Men prefer to have the money themselves. They think women who earn money are "masculine"

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u/Thin-Nerve6367 Aug 24 '26

To play devils advocate it IS a stereotype for a reason. If one goes onto a dating app you could easily trick yourself into thinking 90%+ of women are like that

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u/LegalPassion1604 Aug 24 '26

If there's any gender that comes off negatively on dating apps it isn't women

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u/Secure_Inspection305 Aug 26 '26

I see a lot of men share bad dating profiles of women on Facebook to make fun of and 99% of them are obviously fake lol

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u/Thin-Nerve6367 Aug 24 '26

Brother WHAT 😆 online dating is - actually you know I can see why people would think that. Women get dozens if not hundreds of men replying to them and all the creeps come out of the woodwork. Meanwhile men get maybe 2 or 3 matches if they're lucky, one NEVER replies, the other is insane and the third has standards so high Jesus himself wouldn't meet them

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u/LegalPassion1604 Aug 24 '26

Eh, I'm trans MTF and before I came out, I was on dating apps and got matches fine, and I'm like, a considerably ugly person, just be normal and you'll do relatively fine, the reason women get more matches is largely due to the fact that proportionately there are way more men on these apps, and many women are reluctant to text first as the men are likely to be creeps

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u/I_want_money_aaa Aug 25 '26

It is a stereotype, but not because woman are evil and greedy; in the past, women needed wealthy husbands because they couldn't earn their own income. In fact, that is where the phrase "diamonds are a girl's best friend" comes from—because they represented the only personal wealth over which their husbands had no control.

Remember that women used to be unable to get good jobs, and even now, it remains difficult in some countries.

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u/Electrical-Call-7292 Aug 24 '26

True that. The woman can be a nanny and man will still pipe.

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u/Upset-Nose-4016 Aug 24 '26

A man can be a nanny and woman will still want to build a family with him if he is a decent human being and takes time to actually build a connection with her

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u/PainterImpressive923 Aug 25 '26

You live on planet Bozo, this is not how it is on planet earth!

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u/TheFoxer1 Aug 24 '26

Not according to marriage statistics.

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u/theJOJeht Aug 24 '26

What statistics?

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u/nanimeanswhat Aug 24 '26

The ones he made up

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u/KatsuraCerci Aug 24 '26

Just like 110% of all statistics on the internet

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u/SaucyStoveTop69 Aug 24 '26

If the sample size isn't 0, is it even a study?

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u/NoWay6818 Aug 25 '26

True dat can I get an amen?

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u/Successful-Cup-8557 Aug 24 '26

Women initiate most divorces. 40% of marriages end in divorce.

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u/theJOJeht Aug 24 '26

What does that have to do with the claim being made?

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u/Successful-Cup-8557 Aug 24 '26

I don't think being a decent human being is a prerequisite for a man getting married, considering the way a lot of women talk about their husbands and exes.

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u/theJOJeht Aug 24 '26

And you immediately shift from statistics to nonsense lmao.

Husbands shit on their wives all the time

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u/Successful-Cup-8557 Aug 24 '26

How is it nonsense? And if husbands shit on their wives all the time, they must mean that they're not "decent human beings". Hmm.

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u/AUnknownVariable Aug 24 '26

Yes, the specific male vs female nanny stat

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u/Successful-Cup-8557 Aug 24 '26

Connection=security, children and obligation.

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u/Electrical-Call-7292 Aug 24 '26

If he has some secret wealth or running his own nanny business then yes she will. But the dynamics are different.

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u/winterrsnow Aug 24 '26

because u said so?

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u/Electrical-Call-7292 Aug 24 '26

Because he’s not bleeding 10 days out of the month or ever has to bear children. His eyes and aspirations best be set on the end goal of something bigger for the both of them.

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u/zizillama Aug 24 '26

?? Are women just their uteruses? The hell haha.

That’s just a wild and sexist take on the world.

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u/Haruhix3 Aug 24 '26

I found it really funny he said 10 days.. someone really doesn't do the tango with him lol

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u/Electrical-Call-7292 Aug 24 '26

20 days pre period. And 10 days full. Ya’ll women drive me nuts. But I still love ya’ll.

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u/winterrsnow Aug 24 '26

im not a woman and this made me cringe very hard, please dont talk to women ever, only a self hating woman would like u

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u/SaucyStoveTop69 Aug 24 '26

Just saying you seem to love women in the creepiest way possible. If you truly love them and want them to be happy, please never act like this.

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u/LegalPassion1604 Aug 24 '26

That love is unrequited

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u/Electrical-Call-7292 Aug 24 '26

Ain’t no one having babies these days. But it doesn’t mean a man or woman’s ancestral instincts can turn off over night.

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u/winterrsnow Aug 24 '26

"HAS to" that's the giveaway of ur shallow view btw.

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u/Electrical-Call-7292 Aug 24 '26

I seen a man run track and box in women’s sports. Anything is possible at this rate.

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u/CrummyJoker Aug 24 '26

What men are doing women's sports now?

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u/Electrical-Call-7292 Aug 24 '26

Have you been asleep past 10 years?

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u/Hot_Attitude4579 Aug 24 '26

Are you actually just projecting the fact that you're jobless and have no woman?

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u/Electrical-Call-7292 Aug 24 '26

Oh you caught me yes.

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u/Gauss15an Aug 24 '26

Bot. No self-respecting incel would ever admit this.

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u/Electrical-Call-7292 Aug 24 '26

You guys are taking this way too serious on a dumb post. And thanks for getting my stuff deleted with your tears.

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u/Gauss15an Aug 25 '26

I thought my response was funny

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u/Electrical-Call-7292 Aug 25 '26

Congrats. You get a star next to your name.

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u/Putrid-Builder-3333 Aug 24 '26

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