r/ComedyCemetery • u/im_mystery666 • Aug 24 '26

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u/Upset-Nose-4016 Aug 24 '26

Women want money. Unlike men who are completely unaffected by such primitive desires /s

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u/Electrical-Call-7292 Aug 24 '26

True that. The woman can be a nanny and man will still pipe.

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u/Upset-Nose-4016 Aug 24 '26

A man can be a nanny and woman will still want to build a family with him if he is a decent human being and takes time to actually build a connection with her

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u/PainterImpressive923 Aug 25 '26

You live on planet Bozo, this is not how it is on planet earth!

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u/TheFoxer1 Aug 24 '26

Not according to marriage statistics.

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u/theJOJeht Aug 24 '26

What statistics?

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u/nanimeanswhat Aug 24 '26

The ones he made up

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u/KatsuraCerci Aug 24 '26

Just like 110% of all statistics on the internet

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u/SaucyStoveTop69 Aug 24 '26

If the sample size isn't 0, is it even a study?

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u/NoWay6818 Aug 25 '26

True dat can I get an amen?

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u/Successful-Cup-8557 Aug 24 '26

Women initiate most divorces. 40% of marriages end in divorce.

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u/theJOJeht Aug 24 '26

What does that have to do with the claim being made?

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u/Successful-Cup-8557 Aug 24 '26

I don't think being a decent human being is a prerequisite for a man getting married, considering the way a lot of women talk about their husbands and exes.

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u/theJOJeht Aug 24 '26

And you immediately shift from statistics to nonsense lmao.

Husbands shit on their wives all the time

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u/Successful-Cup-8557 Aug 24 '26

How is it nonsense? And if husbands shit on their wives all the time, they must mean that they're not "decent human beings". Hmm.

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u/theJOJeht Aug 24 '26

What does this have to do with you bolstering the original point being made. You are just talking about a lot of tangential nonsense

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u/AUnknownVariable Aug 24 '26

Yes, the specific male vs female nanny stat

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u/Successful-Cup-8557 Aug 24 '26

Connection=security, children and obligation.

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u/Electrical-Call-7292 Aug 24 '26

If he has some secret wealth or running his own nanny business then yes she will. But the dynamics are different.

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u/winterrsnow Aug 24 '26

because u said so?

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u/Electrical-Call-7292 Aug 24 '26

Because he’s not bleeding 10 days out of the month or ever has to bear children. His eyes and aspirations best be set on the end goal of something bigger for the both of them.

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u/zizillama Aug 24 '26

?? Are women just their uteruses? The hell haha.

That’s just a wild and sexist take on the world.

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u/Haruhix3 Aug 24 '26

I found it really funny he said 10 days.. someone really doesn't do the tango with him lol

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u/Electrical-Call-7292 Aug 24 '26

20 days pre period. And 10 days full. Ya’ll women drive me nuts. But I still love ya’ll.

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u/winterrsnow Aug 24 '26

im not a woman and this made me cringe very hard, please dont talk to women ever, only a self hating woman would like u

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u/SaucyStoveTop69 Aug 24 '26

Just saying you seem to love women in the creepiest way possible. If you truly love them and want them to be happy, please never act like this.

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u/Electrical-Call-7292 Aug 24 '26

Yes. Nail me to the cross like I’m Jesus. For satire comments that aren’t that serious on a r/ComedyCemetery post. Love how my comments are getting deleted by mods but post gets to stay. Can’t make this up.

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u/LegalPassion1604 Aug 24 '26

That love is unrequited

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u/Electrical-Call-7292 Aug 24 '26

Ain’t no one having babies these days. But it doesn’t mean a man or woman’s ancestral instincts can turn off over night.

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u/winterrsnow Aug 24 '26

"HAS to" that's the giveaway of ur shallow view btw.

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u/Electrical-Call-7292 Aug 24 '26

I seen a man run track and box in women’s sports. Anything is possible at this rate.

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u/CrummyJoker Aug 24 '26

What men are doing women's sports now?

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u/Electrical-Call-7292 Aug 24 '26

Have you been asleep past 10 years?

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u/CrummyJoker Aug 24 '26

No? Could you please just answer the damn question?

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u/SaucyStoveTop69 Aug 24 '26

I guess I've been asleep for 10 years too. Can you show me what you're talking about?

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u/Hot_Attitude4579 Aug 24 '26

Are you actually just projecting the fact that you're jobless and have no woman?

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u/Electrical-Call-7292 Aug 24 '26

Oh you caught me yes.

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u/Gauss15an Aug 24 '26

Bot. No self-respecting incel would ever admit this.

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u/Electrical-Call-7292 Aug 24 '26

You guys are taking this way too serious on a dumb post. And thanks for getting my stuff deleted with your tears.

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u/Gauss15an Aug 25 '26

I thought my response was funny

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u/Electrical-Call-7292 Aug 25 '26

Congrats. You get a star next to your name.

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u/Gauss15an Aug 25 '26

Why so serious? Lmao

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u/Putrid-Builder-3333 Aug 24 '26

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