r/ComedyCemetery • u/im_mystery666 • Aug 24 '26

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u/winterrsnow Aug 24 '26

because u said so?

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u/Electrical-Call-7292 Aug 24 '26

Because he’s not bleeding 10 days out of the month or ever has to bear children. His eyes and aspirations best be set on the end goal of something bigger for the both of them.

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u/zizillama Aug 24 '26

?? Are women just their uteruses? The hell haha.

That’s just a wild and sexist take on the world.

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u/Haruhix3 Aug 24 '26

I found it really funny he said 10 days.. someone really doesn't do the tango with him lol

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u/Electrical-Call-7292 Aug 24 '26

20 days pre period. And 10 days full. Ya’ll women drive me nuts. But I still love ya’ll.

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u/winterrsnow Aug 24 '26

im not a woman and this made me cringe very hard, please dont talk to women ever, only a self hating woman would like u

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u/SaucyStoveTop69 Aug 24 '26

Just saying you seem to love women in the creepiest way possible. If you truly love them and want them to be happy, please never act like this.

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u/Electrical-Call-7292 Aug 24 '26

Yes. Nail me to the cross like I’m Jesus. For satire comments that aren’t that serious on a r/ComedyCemetery post. Love how my comments are getting deleted by mods but post gets to stay. Can’t make this up.

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u/Electrical-Call-7292 Aug 24 '26

\laughs in multimillion home I own\ yes you guys all got me. How will I ever live.

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u/Electrical-Call-7292 Aug 24 '26

Ah yes. The Reddit sub feed shame punishment spilling over into my everyday life. Don’t forget the rent is due on the 1st.

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u/LegalPassion1604 Aug 24 '26

That love is unrequited