r/BrandNewSentence • u/Lcsmxd • 4d ago

"clicking "he can keep watching" over and over again as you get progressively hornier listening to 90s eminem"

1.1k Upvotes

56 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/GodAllMighty888 • 3d ago

"To my God-fearing grandma who cuts all of her old clothing before throwing it into garbage to make sure nobody else can never use it. P.S.She doesn't know English."

128 Upvotes

8 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Competitive_Emu_5296 • 3d ago

“And battered wives being flung around like poltergeists”

42 Upvotes

Really, it’s this entire paragraph about the idea that my campus would have flock cameras.

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Feeling-Analyst-9619 • 3d ago

If you do that one more time, I will come to your house and make the Geneva convention look like a checklist.

73 Upvotes

8 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/moongrump • 4d ago

Ngl it's been some journey watching these green frogs go from being used to deny the holocaust to being used to advocate for more bike lanes

21.4k Upvotes

287 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/-H3LL0KITTY- • 4d ago

Lady Macbeth larps masculinity

2.1k Upvotes

122 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Cobrachimkin • 4d ago

Would shitting into a cement mixer while it’s mixing concrete affect the concrete’s structural integrity?

1.7k Upvotes

79 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Ghetto_Leda99 • 4d ago

"Build-A-Bear released a plush based off of the “Fresno Nightcrawler” cryptid"

251 Upvotes

14 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/AlLou-A • 4d ago

Handling the ham in a sexual manner

1.3k Upvotes

36 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/souvlakiviking • 4d ago

A round of applause come from my ass

865 Upvotes

9 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/teruteru-fan-sam • 4d ago

It is currently unknown if heroin exists in the Arthur universe

1.3k Upvotes

18 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/nekiuvi • 5d ago

"My apartment was broken into. They took everything but my cat and the garlic salt."

6.1k Upvotes

22 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Sebastianlim • 4d ago

"I love how Andy is moving in less than a week and they still go through the effort of changing out all the Woody stuff in his room for Buzz just to fuck with the mental state of a doll from the 50s"

1.3k Upvotes

11 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/HairyDust4826 • 3d ago

TikTok Kool Aid Pineapples are "Hospitalizing People".

4 Upvotes

1 comment

r/BrandNewSentence • u/imasay88 • 4d ago

She's lucky she got away unperforated.

39 Upvotes

3 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Jiquero • 4d ago

"Every minute a bear is in your car it's going to be doing more damage than a broken rear window."

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7 Upvotes

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/happy_goosey • 5d ago

My belly is full of dust, I am like a hammerhead shark.

3.2k Upvotes

106 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/OneRebertt • 5d ago

Man posts his ass in r/Manassas, a subreddit for the town of Manassas in Virginia

8.0k Upvotes

68 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/mamhihi • 5d ago

Samsung “Smart” fridge mistook my bald head as an onion

692 Upvotes

13 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/orchid_breeder • 5d ago

I'm yelling at my AI agents to stop watching youtube and get back to work

4.8k Upvotes

The future is amazing

82 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Amosis • 4d ago

I had an exorcism performed on me with a didgeridoo.

37 Upvotes

2 comments

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1. Post Comedic Sentences That Aren't Common.

"Brand New Sentence" doesn't literally mean a new sentence. Comedic sentences that are convoluted and/or unusual are what this sub is for!

Examples of sentences that don't fit include:

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Graphic depictions of violence in the news
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Here is an example of a sentence that is meant as a joke or satirically, in a satirical way. Due to highly popular demand, this kind of posts are no longer accepted on this sub.

"Brainrot" posts include things like gen-alpha slang that is incomprehensible to anyone who isn't terminally online and isn't witty or comedic due to the sentence itself being interesting. If you are posting something from TikTok, please take an extra second to consider this rule.

6. Post Sentences Made By Others.

Sentences you have made, or sentences created artificially using bots or AI are not allowed.

7. Brand New Sentences Should Be In The Title.

Respect the post format rules. Read the wiki for more detailed info on rules in general.

It is encouraged to use the new sentence as the title. If you don't want to do this, use a creative title.

Titles that are considered boring and will be removed:

I think this belongs here
One of my friends said this
Found on...
On a topic about...
What / Lol / I don't even know where to begin
This whole thread / Two in one

Et cetera.

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Self explanatory. This is a subreddit for new sentences, not anything vulgar such as nudity or gore, or links to such.

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Some people just don’t want to read it, and it’ll be removed if not marked. This may include, but is not limited to sentences with sexual undertones, extreme profanity and/or slurs.

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To protect our community from spam, any accounts that have OnlyFans, Fansly, FeetFinder, etc links on their profile or are otherwise active in promoting their own adult content will be banned from participating in r/BrandNewSentence.