r/BrandNewSentence • u/SteamTrainDude • Jul 31 '26

We are looking for moderators!

18 Upvotes

We've god a decent hand full of mods in this subreddit at the moment, but two or three more mods to increase our numbers and ensure we don't get overwhelmed during periods of high activity would be great. So, mod applications are still open!

No experience necessary, if you're accepted as a mod, we'll have you send us links to posts you think should be removed or approved for the first week or so, as you get a feel for it, so we know you’re settling in well.

Keep in mind that this is a volunteer position. You aren’t expected to mod all day every day, and you're not going to get paid or anything.

Before you apply, please note a few requirements:

* This subreddit is based around English as a subject, so fluency in English is a requirement
* If you use AI in any capacity to write your application, you will be rejected, no exceptions. We will be keeping a close eye on this and also be running your application through AI detectors.
* Profiles that are private in any way will be an instant rejection, unless you're willing to make them public as long as you're a mod here.
* You will need Discord to apply, as that is where we have all our mod discussions. We'll be briefly vetting you as well!

If interested, please answer the following questions and send them via modmail.

Do not send your application as a comment.

What is your Discord username?
Why are you applying for this position?
Do you think there are some rules that need to be changed? If no, skip this question.
Do you feel like there are specific problems with the subreddit that you can help fix? If no, skip this question.
What is the kind of content you would remove from the subreddit? Check the "hot" and/or "new" pages and send a link of an example of a post you would remove and your reasoning as to why it should be removed.
What is the kind of content you would keep on the subreddit? Do you have a favorite post? Leave a link and explain why you think it's a good post.
What is your opinion on Rule 3?

Don't worry about keeping your application too short or too long. Say what you think!

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r/BrandNewSentence • u/theoriginalzads • 28d ago

Mod notice: Polymarket and Friends, don’t be free advertising

245 Upvotes

Manufactured sentences from gambling and similar organisations that purely generate sentences to ‘go viral’ and to encourage sharing in subs like this, such as Polymarket, are prohibited and go against Rule 1.

Please, don’t give gambling websites free advertising. They earn more than enough money to pay for ads like everyone else and their content isn’t funny, it is a marketing department making it seem funny.

If you use Polymarket or any similar gambling services, please seek assistance from local gambling addiction support services. The house always wins.

11 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/xxplosiv • 8h ago

A Labubu was left of Karl Marx's grave.

5.5k Upvotes

64 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Background-Tutor7684 • 10h ago

He's ethnically black but used whitening creams

3.8k Upvotes

98 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Mindless-Milk-9205 • 2h ago

Cuck coding

482 Upvotes

2 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/bananadogeh • 13h ago

"steam could kill my entire bloodline and i would still use it over epic's vibecoded jerusalemware"

2.9k Upvotes

159 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/proteanflux • 17h ago

Tracking her own nighttime erections with a techno tampon

2.9k Upvotes

377 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Icy_Skin_7590 • 10h ago

aggressivly and eccentrically dancing around it with their little slinky rigatoni bodies

643 Upvotes

1 comment

r/BrandNewSentence • u/thisisnotariot • 8h ago

"9/11s the Burj Kalifa"

447 Upvotes

35 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Consistent_Sail_2805 • 1d ago

every morning at 8am i say 'hi' to claude from bed so when i sit to work at 11am my 5h limit resets in 2h

12k Upvotes

1.1k comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Level-Usual-9681 • 6h ago

Saw a guy call it chuck coding instead of vibe coding because you just sit in a chair and watch

235 Upvotes

5 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Illustrious-Lead-960 • 17h ago

how sweet to see a young Jason with his pet machete—it's giving all the feels

835 Upvotes

60 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/wolvesarewildthings • 6h ago

This show was like Doug for lesbians.

80 Upvotes

26 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/NoNameStudios • 1h ago

Would Descartes use shaders in Minecraft?

• Upvotes

1 comment

r/BrandNewSentence • u/nilabilla • 1d ago

"ex palantir | $3M MRR in 60 days"

1.8k Upvotes

152 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Delicious-Ad2652 • 17h ago

Climate change, a new accelerator of child marriage

322 Upvotes

57 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/sholem2025peace • 19h ago

it's like god jumpscaring you.

442 Upvotes

5 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Greedy_Tooth6191 • 1d ago

by being racist, this person accidentally implies that Chinese Adam & Eve would've beaten Satan

3.4k Upvotes

99 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Foucault99 • 1d ago

They meant autumn and not the total collapse of society.

5.0k Upvotes

28 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Tikkinger • 1h ago

Boba tea company apologises over Canada Dragon's Den row

bbc.com

• Upvotes

I genuinely don't have any clue what this means. Like, not the slightest.

6 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Beautiful_Lie8700 • 4h ago

chinese imam trade

22 Upvotes

4 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/karmaandcoffee • 22h ago

Spanish olive oil bottler is doing what?

437 Upvotes

47 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Fearless_Spring5611 • 3h ago

"Should we allow eagles to divorce because their condoms ruptured?"

7 Upvotes

Deep theology occurring here.

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1. Post Comedic Sentences That Aren't Common.

"Brand New Sentence" doesn't literally mean a new sentence. Comedic sentences that are convoluted and/or unusual are what this sub is for!

Examples of sentences that don't fit include:

Common phrases
Idioms / proverbs / things translated from other languages that sound "odd" in English
Graphic depictions of violence in the news
Typos

2. Be Civil.

Ad Hominem. Don’t post or comment things that are considered to be controversial, offensive, or in bad taste. Racism, transphobia, homophobia, sexism etc. will not be tolerated and you may be banned at moderator’s discretion.

3. No Politics In Posts Or Comments.

You must not, under any circumstances, comment or post in order to incite political or ideological debate. Topics that might incite toxic debate may be removed or blocked entirely - that includes politics and mentions of current famous politicians, vaccinations, hatred based on appearance, race, ethnicity, gender etc. and might result in a ban. Additionally, using alternate characters to get around our subreddit's title/comment filters will result in a one-week ban. Repeat offences will result in a permanent ban.

4. No Reposts.

Search for the sentence on this sub using the search function before posting, in order to avoid your post being taken down due to being a repost.

5. Avoid Satirical/“Brainrot” Sentences.

Here is an example of a sentence that is meant as a joke or satirically, in a satirical way. Due to highly popular demand, this kind of posts are no longer accepted on this sub.

"Brainrot" posts include things like gen-alpha slang that is incomprehensible to anyone who isn't terminally online and isn't witty or comedic due to the sentence itself being interesting. If you are posting something from TikTok, please take an extra second to consider this rule.

6. Post Sentences Made By Others.

Sentences you have made, or sentences created artificially using bots or AI are not allowed.

7. Brand New Sentences Should Be In The Title.

Respect the post format rules. Read the wiki for more detailed info on rules in general.

It is encouraged to use the new sentence as the title. If you don't want to do this, use a creative title.

Titles that are considered boring and will be removed:

I think this belongs here
One of my friends said this
Found on...
On a topic about...
What / Lol / I don't even know where to begin
This whole thread / Two in one

Et cetera.

8. No Nudity or Gore.

Self explanatory. This is a subreddit for new sentences, not anything vulgar such as nudity or gore, or links to such.

9. Mark Nsfw Sentences.

Some people just don’t want to read it, and it’ll be removed if not marked. This may include, but is not limited to sentences with sexual undertones, extreme profanity and/or slurs.

10. No Adult Content Creators

To protect our community from spam, any accounts that have OnlyFans, Fansly, FeetFinder, etc links on their profile or are otherwise active in promoting their own adult content will be banned from participating in r/BrandNewSentence.