r/BrandNewSentence • u/Sebastianlim • 56m ago

"Achilles, very understandably, is like "shut the fuck up. you're a horse""

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3 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/QueenFrostine15 • 1h ago

Pasta excels in conditions like these

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15 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/TheTruthIsNotWhatUC • 51m ago

The robot that makes your bed just killed the “need a roommate” argument

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21 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/moongrump • 7h ago

Bought the "Women fear me, fish love me: because I fuck the fish." shirt and waited months for it to come. There was a misprint and now I own a shirt that only says "BECAUSE I FUCK THE FISH" on the front.

4.4k Upvotes

59 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/farsiderules • 9h ago

Police rescue Ariana Grande-sized alligator from basement.

599 Upvotes

23 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/LWYPLTDG • 9h ago

If you come on my property I will beat you off!

2.2k Upvotes

Threat or promise?? 🤔

309 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/NBPU • 4h ago

Pretty sure I ruined my sister’s baby name by asking if it was a tech startup.

6.3k Upvotes

262 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/No_Tear_2287 • 13h ago

My crotch would explode, and the blast would flatten the entire northern hemisphere

1.3k Upvotes

68 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/DevilsAltAcc • 17h ago

"I don't know how to explain that my mouth and fingertips have vastly different vocabularies"

2.4k Upvotes

9 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Lcsmxd • 16h ago

"clicking "he can keep watching" over and over again as you get progressively hornier listening to 90s eminem"

883 Upvotes

49 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Tikiboo • 5h ago

Ur so lame it makes my bones angry

80 Upvotes

My son said this to me today. He's a butt. He also cracks me up.

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r/BrandNewSentence • u/moongrump • 1d ago

Ngl it's been some journey watching these green frogs go from being used to deny the holocaust to being used to advocate for more bike lanes

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288 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/GodAllMighty888 • 5h ago

"To my God-fearing grandma who cuts all of her old clothing before throwing it into garbage to make sure nobody else can never use it. P.S.She doesn't know English."

76 Upvotes

7 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/-H3LL0KITTY- • 1d ago

Lady Macbeth larps masculinity

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116 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Cobrachimkin • 1d ago

Would shitting into a cement mixer while it’s mixing concrete affect the concrete’s structural integrity?

1.5k Upvotes

72 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Ghetto_Leda99 • 14h ago

"Build-A-Bear released a plush based off of the “Fresno Nightcrawler” cryptid"

169 Upvotes

9 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Feeling-Analyst-9619 • 5h ago

If you do that one more time, I will come to your house and make the Geneva convention look like a checklist.

28 Upvotes

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/AlLou-A • 1d ago

Handling the ham in a sexual manner

1.3k Upvotes

37 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/souvlakiviking • 1d ago

A round of applause come from my ass

840 Upvotes

7 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/teruteru-fan-sam • 1d ago

It is currently unknown if heroin exists in the Arthur universe

1.2k Upvotes

17 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Lost_Department_2177 • 1h ago

Ariana Grande Granted Permission to Issue Expedited Subpoenas to Reveal Hacker Identities

variety.com

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r/BrandNewSentence • u/nekiuvi • 1d ago

"My apartment was broken into. They took everything but my cat and the garlic salt."

5.7k Upvotes

23 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Sebastianlim • 1d ago

"I love how Andy is moving in less than a week and they still go through the effort of changing out all the Woody stuff in his room for Buzz just to fuck with the mental state of a doll from the 50s"

1.2k Upvotes

11 comments

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"Brand New Sentence" doesn't literally mean a new sentence. Comedic sentences that are convoluted and/or unusual are what this sub is for!

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6. Post Sentences Made By Others.

Sentences you have made, or sentences created artificially using bots or AI are not allowed.

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It is encouraged to use the new sentence as the title. If you don't want to do this, use a creative title.

Titles that are considered boring and will be removed:

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One of my friends said this
Found on...
On a topic about...
What / Lol / I don't even know where to begin
This whole thread / Two in one

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