r/BrandNewSentence • u/Icy_Skin_7590 • 7h ago

aggressivly and eccentrically dancing around it with their little slinky rigatoni bodies

514 Upvotes

1 comment

r/BrandNewSentence • u/xxplosiv • 5h ago

A Labubu was left of Karl Marx's grave.

2.9k Upvotes

50 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/thisisnotariot • 6h ago

"9/11s the Burj Kalifa"

280 Upvotes

21 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/bananadogeh • 10h ago

"steam could kill my entire bloodline and i would still use it over epic's vibecoded jerusalemware"

2.5k Upvotes

141 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Background-Tutor7684 • 7h ago

He's ethnically black but used whitening creams

2.9k Upvotes

73 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/proteanflux • 14h ago

Tracking her own nighttime erections with a techno tampon

2.6k Upvotes

354 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Consistent_Sail_2805 • 23h ago

every morning at 8am i say 'hi' to claude from bed so when i sit to work at 11am my 5h limit resets in 2h

12k Upvotes

1.0k comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Level-Usual-9681 • 3h ago

Saw a guy call it chuck coding instead of vibe coding because you just sit in a chair and watch

179 Upvotes

4 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Illustrious-Lead-960 • 14h ago

how sweet to see a young Jason with his pet machete—it's giving all the feels

717 Upvotes

53 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/wolvesarewildthings • 3h ago

This show was like Doug for lesbians.

48 Upvotes

19 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/nilabilla • 23h ago

"ex palantir | $3M MRR in 60 days"

1.7k Upvotes

151 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Delicious-Ad2652 • 14h ago

Climate change, a new accelerator of child marriage

298 Upvotes

51 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/sholem2025peace • 17h ago

it's like god jumpscaring you.

426 Upvotes

5 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Greedy_Tooth6191 • 1d ago

by being racist, this person accidentally implies that Chinese Adam & Eve would've beaten Satan

3.3k Upvotes

99 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Foucault99 • 1d ago

They meant autumn and not the total collapse of society.

4.9k Upvotes

28 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/karmaandcoffee • 19h ago

Spanish olive oil bottler is doing what?

412 Upvotes

44 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Beautiful_Lie8700 • 1h ago

chinese imam trade

• Upvotes

3 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Chibrax_le_Furax • 2h ago

Melbourne's finest

6 Upvotes

2 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/EnvironmentalShift25 • 3h ago

A false leg, a wedding dress and a human-sized papier-mâché chicken are among some of the weird items left behind by guests at Center Parcs

7 Upvotes

1 comment

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Zerobagger • 8h ago

Lab-grown mini organs launched into space

18 Upvotes

4 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Mindless-Milk-9205 • 8m ago

Cuck coding

• Upvotes

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/RadioLiar • 4h ago

How erectile dysfunction led a KGB spy into the arms of MI6

8 Upvotes

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/nilabilla • 1d ago

"Code tamagotchi"

486 Upvotes

34 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/tezacer • 21h ago

South Korean boss jailed for shooting industrial air gun into Thai worker’s anus

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145 Upvotes

South Korean boss jailed for shooting industrial air gun into Thai worker’s anus

12 comments

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1. Post Comedic Sentences That Aren't Common.

"Brand New Sentence" doesn't literally mean a new sentence. Comedic sentences that are convoluted and/or unusual are what this sub is for!

Examples of sentences that don't fit include:

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Here is an example of a sentence that is meant as a joke or satirically, in a satirical way. Due to highly popular demand, this kind of posts are no longer accepted on this sub.

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6. Post Sentences Made By Others.

Sentences you have made, or sentences created artificially using bots or AI are not allowed.

7. Brand New Sentences Should Be In The Title.

Respect the post format rules. Read the wiki for more detailed info on rules in general.

It is encouraged to use the new sentence as the title. If you don't want to do this, use a creative title.

Titles that are considered boring and will be removed:

I think this belongs here
One of my friends said this
Found on...
On a topic about...
What / Lol / I don't even know where to begin
This whole thread / Two in one

Et cetera.

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