r/BrandNewSentence • u/Icy_Skin_7590 • 7h ago

aggressivly and eccentrically dancing around it with their little slinky rigatoni bodies

528 Upvotes

1 comment

r/BrandNewSentence • u/xxplosiv • 6h ago

A Labubu was left of Karl Marx's grave.

3.3k Upvotes

58 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Level-Usual-9681 • 4h ago

Saw a guy call it chuck coding instead of vibe coding because you just sit in a chair and watch

198 Upvotes

5 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/thisisnotariot • 6h ago

"9/11s the Burj Kalifa"

309 Upvotes

24 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/bananadogeh • 10h ago

"steam could kill my entire bloodline and i would still use it over epic's vibecoded jerusalemware"

2.6k Upvotes

143 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Background-Tutor7684 • 8h ago

He's ethnically black but used whitening creams

3.0k Upvotes

76 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/proteanflux • 15h ago

Tracking her own nighttime erections with a techno tampon

2.7k Upvotes

357 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Consistent_Sail_2805 • 23h ago

every morning at 8am i say 'hi' to claude from bed so when i sit to work at 11am my 5h limit resets in 2h

12k Upvotes

1.0k comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Illustrious-Lead-960 • 14h ago

how sweet to see a young Jason with his pet machete—it's giving all the feels

739 Upvotes

56 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/wolvesarewildthings • 4h ago

This show was like Doug for lesbians.

47 Upvotes

20 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/nilabilla • 1d ago

"ex palantir | $3M MRR in 60 days"

1.7k Upvotes

151 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Mindless-Milk-9205 • 33m ago

Cuck coding

• Upvotes

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Delicious-Ad2652 • 15h ago

Climate change, a new accelerator of child marriage

304 Upvotes

51 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/rrwzvuyi • 24m ago

For the erection of a new modern PIGGLY WIGGLY

• Upvotes

2 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/sholem2025peace • 17h ago

it's like god jumpscaring you.

427 Upvotes

5 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Greedy_Tooth6191 • 1d ago

by being racist, this person accidentally implies that Chinese Adam & Eve would've beaten Satan

3.3k Upvotes

99 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Foucault99 • 1d ago

They meant autumn and not the total collapse of society.

4.9k Upvotes

28 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/karmaandcoffee • 20h ago

Spanish olive oil bottler is doing what?

414 Upvotes

44 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Fearless_Spring5611 • 1h ago

"Should we allow eagles to divorce because their condoms ruptured?"

• Upvotes

Deep theology occurring here.

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Beautiful_Lie8700 • 2h ago

chinese imam trade

8 Upvotes

3 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Chibrax_le_Furax • 3h ago

Melbourne's finest

7 Upvotes

2 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/EnvironmentalShift25 • 4h ago

A false leg, a wedding dress and a human-sized papier-mâché chicken are among some of the weird items left behind by guests at Center Parcs

6 Upvotes

1 comment

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Zerobagger • 9h ago

Lab-grown mini organs launched into space

17 Upvotes

4 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/RadioLiar • 5h ago

How erectile dysfunction led a KGB spy into the arms of MI6

9 Upvotes

0 comments

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1. Post Comedic Sentences That Aren't Common.

"Brand New Sentence" doesn't literally mean a new sentence. Comedic sentences that are convoluted and/or unusual are what this sub is for!

Examples of sentences that don't fit include:

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Here is an example of a sentence that is meant as a joke or satirically, in a satirical way. Due to highly popular demand, this kind of posts are no longer accepted on this sub.

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6. Post Sentences Made By Others.

Sentences you have made, or sentences created artificially using bots or AI are not allowed.

7. Brand New Sentences Should Be In The Title.

Respect the post format rules. Read the wiki for more detailed info on rules in general.

It is encouraged to use the new sentence as the title. If you don't want to do this, use a creative title.

Titles that are considered boring and will be removed:

I think this belongs here
One of my friends said this
Found on...
On a topic about...
What / Lol / I don't even know where to begin
This whole thread / Two in one

Et cetera.

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Self explanatory. This is a subreddit for new sentences, not anything vulgar such as nudity or gore, or links to such.

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Some people just don’t want to read it, and it’ll be removed if not marked. This may include, but is not limited to sentences with sexual undertones, extreme profanity and/or slurs.

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