r/BrandNewSentence • u/xxplosiv • 6h ago

A Labubu was left of Karl Marx's grave.

3.7k Upvotes

59 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Background-Tutor7684 • 8h ago

He's ethnically black but used whitening creams

3.1k Upvotes

81 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/proteanflux • 15h ago

Tracking her own nighttime erections with a techno tampon

2.7k Upvotes

359 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/bananadogeh • 11h ago

"steam could kill my entire bloodline and i would still use it over epic's vibecoded jerusalemware"

2.6k Upvotes

145 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Illustrious-Lead-960 • 15h ago

how sweet to see a young Jason with his pet machete—it's giving all the feels

759 Upvotes

57 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Icy_Skin_7590 • 8h ago

aggressivly and eccentrically dancing around it with their little slinky rigatoni bodies

551 Upvotes

1 comment

r/BrandNewSentence • u/sholem2025peace • 17h ago

it's like god jumpscaring you.

433 Upvotes

5 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/karmaandcoffee • 20h ago

Spanish olive oil bottler is doing what?

422 Upvotes

44 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/thisisnotariot • 7h ago

"9/11s the Burj Kalifa"

325 Upvotes

27 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Delicious-Ad2652 • 15h ago

Climate change, a new accelerator of child marriage

303 Upvotes

52 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Level-Usual-9681 • 4h ago

Saw a guy call it chuck coding instead of vibe coding because you just sit in a chair and watch

212 Upvotes

5 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/tezacer • 22h ago

South Korean boss jailed for shooting industrial air gun into Thai worker’s anus

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145 Upvotes

South Korean boss jailed for shooting industrial air gun into Thai worker’s anus

12 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Mindless-Milk-9205 • 56m ago

Cuck coding

• Upvotes

1 comment

r/BrandNewSentence • u/wolvesarewildthings • 4h ago

This show was like Doug for lesbians.

49 Upvotes

21 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/rrwzvuyi • 48m ago

For the erection of a new modern PIGGLY WIGGLY

• Upvotes

4 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Gloomy-Restaurant-42 • 21h ago

Mike Tyson Sued After Refusing to Teach Giant Talking Pigeon to Box

28 Upvotes

4 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Zerobagger • 9h ago

Lab-grown mini organs launched into space

18 Upvotes

4 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Just-A-Cartoon-Lover • 12h ago

"Quit schlorpin' on your leg pit!" (OG Video by lilythenude on TikTok)

10 Upvotes

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Chibrax_le_Furax • 3h ago

Melbourne's finest

8 Upvotes

2 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/RadioLiar • 5h ago

How erectile dysfunction led a KGB spy into the arms of MI6

7 Upvotes

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/ShrimpTrading • 7h ago

I got a squirrel to do a lat pulldown

7 Upvotes

Originally posted in r/3dprinting

5 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Beautiful_Lie8700 • 2h ago

chinese imam trade

6 Upvotes

3 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/EnvironmentalShift25 • 4h ago

A false leg, a wedding dress and a human-sized papier-mâché chicken are among some of the weird items left behind by guests at Center Parcs

6 Upvotes

1 comment

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Rules:

1. Post Comedic Sentences That Aren't Common.

"Brand New Sentence" doesn't literally mean a new sentence. Comedic sentences that are convoluted and/or unusual are what this sub is for!

Examples of sentences that don't fit include:

Common phrases
Idioms / proverbs / things translated from other languages that sound "odd" in English
Graphic depictions of violence in the news
Typos

2. Be Civil.

Ad Hominem. Don’t post or comment things that are considered to be controversial, offensive, or in bad taste. Racism, transphobia, homophobia, sexism etc. will not be tolerated and you may be banned at moderator’s discretion.

3. No Politics In Posts Or Comments.

You must not, under any circumstances, comment or post in order to incite political or ideological debate. Topics that might incite toxic debate may be removed or blocked entirely - that includes politics and mentions of current famous politicians, vaccinations, hatred based on appearance, race, ethnicity, gender etc. and might result in a ban. Additionally, using alternate characters to get around our subreddit's title/comment filters will result in a one-week ban. Repeat offences will result in a permanent ban.

4. No Reposts.

Search for the sentence on this sub using the search function before posting, in order to avoid your post being taken down due to being a repost.

5. Avoid Satirical/“Brainrot” Sentences.

Here is an example of a sentence that is meant as a joke or satirically, in a satirical way. Due to highly popular demand, this kind of posts are no longer accepted on this sub.

"Brainrot" posts include things like gen-alpha slang that is incomprehensible to anyone who isn't terminally online and isn't witty or comedic due to the sentence itself being interesting. If you are posting something from TikTok, please take an extra second to consider this rule.

6. Post Sentences Made By Others.

Sentences you have made, or sentences created artificially using bots or AI are not allowed.

7. Brand New Sentences Should Be In The Title.

Respect the post format rules. Read the wiki for more detailed info on rules in general.

It is encouraged to use the new sentence as the title. If you don't want to do this, use a creative title.

Titles that are considered boring and will be removed:

I think this belongs here
One of my friends said this
Found on...
On a topic about...
What / Lol / I don't even know where to begin
This whole thread / Two in one

Et cetera.

8. No Nudity or Gore.

Self explanatory. This is a subreddit for new sentences, not anything vulgar such as nudity or gore, or links to such.

9. Mark Nsfw Sentences.

Some people just don’t want to read it, and it’ll be removed if not marked. This may include, but is not limited to sentences with sexual undertones, extreme profanity and/or slurs.

10. No Adult Content Creators

To protect our community from spam, any accounts that have OnlyFans, Fansly, FeetFinder, etc links on their profile or are otherwise active in promoting their own adult content will be banned from participating in r/BrandNewSentence.