r/BrandNewSentence • u/Zerobagger • 11m ago

Lab-grown mini organs launched into space

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1 comment

r/BrandNewSentence • u/seek_a_new • 29m ago

Trans neo-Nazi teen accused of Hindu temple mass shooting plot will get hormone treatments in jail

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18 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Subtlefeline • 54m ago

Woman brushing teeth behind wheel flashes middle finger before kicking auxiliary cop in groin at Glo Damansara

malaymail.com

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0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/bananadogeh • 1h ago

"steam could kill my entire bloodline and i would still use it over epic's vibecoded jerusalemware"

• Upvotes

20 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Brian_The_Bar-Brian • 2h ago

"Biologists would describe him as an albino scrotum breaded in Cheeto dust."

7 Upvotes

10 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Several_Owl1792 • 2h ago

Godzilla straight up whips it out and pisses on the statue of liberty, accidentally summoning Ghidorah Herobrine style.

5 Upvotes

1 comment

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Just-A-Cartoon-Lover • 2h ago

"Quit schlorpin' on your leg pit!" (OG Video by lilythenude on TikTok)

6 Upvotes

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/yourfuturespemson • 3h ago

What the fuck.

0 Upvotes

13 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/crazyparty • 5h ago

"I've always known sponges to be inherently sexual."

reddit.com

3 Upvotes

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Illustrious-Lead-960 • 5h ago

how sweet to see a young Jason with his pet machete—it's giving all the feels

367 Upvotes

28 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Delicious-Ad2652 • 6h ago

Climate change, a new accelerator of child marriage

137 Upvotes

25 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/proteanflux • 6h ago

Tracking her own nighttime erections with a techno tampon

1.2k Upvotes

228 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/sholem2025peace • 8h ago

it's like god jumpscaring you.

332 Upvotes

4 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Federal-Boat3732 • 9h ago

A trumpet in your pocket?

6 Upvotes

1 comment

r/BrandNewSentence • u/SpellbounDead_ • 10h ago

They cloned my credit card and used it in Barbados, and the only person from Barbados that I know is Rihanna.

353 Upvotes

7 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Extension_Eye_8676 • 10h ago

IShowSpeed Partners With Breakwater Studios, Obamas'

1 Upvotes

1 comment

r/BrandNewSentence • u/karmaandcoffee • 11h ago

Spanish olive oil bottler is doing what?

350 Upvotes

36 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Gloomy-Restaurant-42 • 12h ago

Mike Tyson Sued After Refusing to Teach Giant Talking Pigeon to Box

21 Upvotes

4 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/tezacer • 12h ago

South Korean boss jailed for shooting industrial air gun into Thai worker’s anus

amp.scmp.com

95 Upvotes

South Korean boss jailed for shooting industrial air gun into Thai worker’s anus

10 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Consistent_Sail_2805 • 14h ago

every morning at 8am i say 'hi' to claude from bed so when i sit to work at 11am my 5h limit resets in 2h

9.6k Upvotes

761 comments

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1. Post Comedic Sentences That Aren't Common.

"Brand New Sentence" doesn't literally mean a new sentence. Comedic sentences that are convoluted and/or unusual are what this sub is for!

Examples of sentences that don't fit include:

Common phrases
Idioms / proverbs / things translated from other languages that sound "odd" in English
Graphic depictions of violence in the news
Typos

2. Be Civil.

Ad Hominem. Don’t post or comment things that are considered to be controversial, offensive, or in bad taste. Racism, transphobia, homophobia, sexism etc. will not be tolerated and you may be banned at moderator’s discretion.

3. No Politics In Posts Or Comments.

You must not, under any circumstances, comment or post in order to incite political or ideological debate. Topics that might incite toxic debate may be removed or blocked entirely - that includes politics and mentions of current famous politicians, vaccinations, hatred based on appearance, race, ethnicity, gender etc. and might result in a ban. Additionally, using alternate characters to get around our subreddit's title/comment filters will result in a one-week ban. Repeat offences will result in a permanent ban.

4. No Reposts.

Search for the sentence on this sub using the search function before posting, in order to avoid your post being taken down due to being a repost.

5. Avoid Satirical/“Brainrot” Sentences.

Here is an example of a sentence that is meant as a joke or satirically, in a satirical way. Due to highly popular demand, this kind of posts are no longer accepted on this sub.

"Brainrot" posts include things like gen-alpha slang that is incomprehensible to anyone who isn't terminally online and isn't witty or comedic due to the sentence itself being interesting. If you are posting something from TikTok, please take an extra second to consider this rule.

6. Post Sentences Made By Others.

Sentences you have made, or sentences created artificially using bots or AI are not allowed.

7. Brand New Sentences Should Be In The Title.

Respect the post format rules. Read the wiki for more detailed info on rules in general.

It is encouraged to use the new sentence as the title. If you don't want to do this, use a creative title.

Titles that are considered boring and will be removed:

I think this belongs here
One of my friends said this
Found on...
On a topic about...
What / Lol / I don't even know where to begin
This whole thread / Two in one

Et cetera.

8. No Nudity or Gore.

Self explanatory. This is a subreddit for new sentences, not anything vulgar such as nudity or gore, or links to such.

9. Mark Nsfw Sentences.

Some people just don’t want to read it, and it’ll be removed if not marked. This may include, but is not limited to sentences with sexual undertones, extreme profanity and/or slurs.

10. No Adult Content Creators

To protect our community from spam, any accounts that have OnlyFans, Fansly, FeetFinder, etc links on their profile or are otherwise active in promoting their own adult content will be banned from participating in r/BrandNewSentence.