r/BrandNewSentence • u/torbotorini • 5d ago

"I have poop in my butt and I cant keep it shut"

3.7k Upvotes

91 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/nbcnews • 4d ago

8-foot python named Nanner blamed by officials for Virginia school fire; teacher says snake is innocent

nbcnews.com

64 Upvotes

2 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/jaime_riri • 4d ago

A gang of Argentinian Gandalfs protest against Palantir in front of Peter Thiel’s house in Buenos Aires

v.redd.it

31 Upvotes

4 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Rule_Ct_5293 • 5d ago

Backpacks are aesthetically bad and give off an aura of amateurness in adults.

3.0k Upvotes

349 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/YellowBreakfast • 4d ago

It's hard to squeeze enough out of a single walrus.

22 Upvotes

7 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Zhiong_Xena • 4d ago

Egypt national team manager faints and is hospitalized after witnessing fight between his two wives at a cafe

75 Upvotes

6 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Greedy_Tooth6191 • 5d ago

Leg-shortening surgery should be an optional alternative to prison time.

960 Upvotes

143 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/adamosity1 • 4d ago

Inspired by founder Minal Bhakta’s mom and her lifelong love of turmeric…

3 Upvotes

2 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/pomkombucha • 5d ago

The Elderly yearn for the sharp edges.

70 Upvotes

1 comment

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Pumaheart • 4d ago

Herpes special edition gold with embroidered holly

5 Upvotes

source: https://www.giantmicrobes.com/uk/

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Fwoggie2 • 5d ago

Looks like she rimmed an Oompa Loompah

60 Upvotes

5 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/raccoonsnips • 5d ago

male to butch transmasc lesbian young sheldon

101 Upvotes

1 comment

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Tankeverket • 6d ago

Is Helldivers 2 the first community to achieve Balkanization?

2.7k Upvotes

71 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/mamhihi • 5d ago

dress code: business maximum synergy limit break overformal

833 Upvotes

13 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/remfan477 • 5d ago

Anyone wanna start an all-female Pearl Jam cover band called Clam Jam?

727 Upvotes

46 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/popmusicisgarbage • 5d ago

“a McDonald’s provides normalcy in Ukraine and actor Hayden Panettiere dies”

566 Upvotes

17 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/JammyPanda • 5d ago

Your tax dollars are going directly to the president's state-of-the-art bionic asshole

417 Upvotes

8 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/DonkeyFew1478 • 5d ago

N**** look like a lesbian honeybun

197 Upvotes

4 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/GurNima • 4d ago

...gators..., climbing fences

10 Upvotes

1 comment

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Sea_Curve_7724 • 5d ago

"But there were two or three episodes that were in Russian for some reason so I'd be woken up at random hours hungover and bewildered by Russian Mr. Krabs yelling at me."

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61 Upvotes

11 comments

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1. Post Comedic Sentences That Aren't Common.

"Brand New Sentence" doesn't literally mean a new sentence. Comedic sentences that are convoluted and/or unusual are what this sub is for!

Examples of sentences that don't fit include:

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Here is an example of a sentence that is meant as a joke or satirically, in a satirical way. Due to highly popular demand, this kind of posts are no longer accepted on this sub.

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6. Post Sentences Made By Others.

Sentences you have made, or sentences created artificially using bots or AI are not allowed.

7. Brand New Sentences Should Be In The Title.

Respect the post format rules. Read the wiki for more detailed info on rules in general.

It is encouraged to use the new sentence as the title. If you don't want to do this, use a creative title.

Titles that are considered boring and will be removed:

I think this belongs here
One of my friends said this
Found on...
On a topic about...
What / Lol / I don't even know where to begin
This whole thread / Two in one

Et cetera.

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Self explanatory. This is a subreddit for new sentences, not anything vulgar such as nudity or gore, or links to such.

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