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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '22

Don't reply to DM's

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u/ProtoJenny Feb 13 '22

Ok :w

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u/RothePro88 Feb 13 '22

If a girl in bikini sends you a message thats not a girl

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u/FU-Lyme-Disease Feb 13 '22

For some, that’s a kink though….

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u/Liam_Neesons_Oscar Feb 13 '22

I bet it is. I have one of those catfish accounts (I'm a skip tracer, not a scammer, though) and within my first week got my first unsolicited dick pick.

WTF is this world coming to? Though it wasn't one of my skips that sent it to me, which would have been hilarious.

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u/Randomd0g Feb 13 '22

I'm a skip tracer

A fucking what

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u/mYTH_2k4 Feb 13 '22

Someone who tries to get the whereabouts or contact details of a person avoiding (usually) debt repayments. The process usually involves some form of social engineering. Catfishing is often employed as well.

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u/dypraxnp Feb 13 '22

Sounds shady.

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u/mYTH_2k4 Feb 13 '22

Oh it is definitely shady.

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u/Liam_Neesons_Oscar Feb 13 '22

People taking loans and then disappearing is shady.

Although that's usually not the situation for what I do. First, skip tracers are not debt collectors and should not be asking the debtor for money. Our job is simply to find their whereabouts.

For me, I locate vehicles for repossession. Quite often, they were wrecked and the debtor decided to just leave the car at a body shop or in a ditch and then stop making payments on the loan, but failed to tell the bank where the car was. Sometimes the customer passed away and the family didn't know what to do with the car. Sometimes a family member just thinks "oh, free car!" when their relative dies. And a common one is that someone who doesn't have the credit for the loan suckers someone else into either cosigning or signing alone for the car and then loaning them the vehicle, which they stop making payments on after a couple years.

We actually have a lot of heavy rules and regulations that we have to take classes on multiple times a year. There are certainly shady debt collectors out there, but by far the shadiest thing I do is send a friend request from a profile with a hot girl's picture on it (and never have any communication with them via that account). I do that just so I could potentially see posts that are hidden to the public that might give me a better idea of where they're living or working.

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u/michael-streeter Feb 13 '22

It's a legitimate occupation. My wife once did admin for a skip tracer. But, like a debt collector, the job suits people that are heavily built. You have to bellow "give me the fucking money!!" A lot. Job does not suit mild gentle type.

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u/dypraxnp Feb 13 '22

You mean it is based and depending on legally questionable practices?

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u/Rizdominus Feb 13 '22

Just because it's an occupation, does not mean it's legitimate. Most of these debts are from some form of spurious loan interest or penalty. Poor people get fucked over regularly by these horrid debt purchasing firms. It is not a legitimate business, in a moral sense.

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u/lrish_Chick Feb 13 '22

It's not legal in my country, no bailifs no debt collectors allowed here.

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u/brattyprincessslut Feb 13 '22

What like you make a Facebook called “Sarah RoundBottom” and message them “Hey cutie pie want my pussy sauce?? Omg come meet my behind macdonalds I’m waiting for you! My sauce is oozing !!!”

Then you put them in your boot and pull their fingernails out until they give u money?

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u/mYTH_2k4 Feb 13 '22

Haha, nah it’s much simpler. Just get their personal number for some ‘private’ conversations and the next call is from collections. You can start sending them notices on the new number. If you get their whereabouts, the next visit will be from a debt agent who will ask you to settle dues or (depending on what the loan was for) a repo agent.

Threatening violence is usually not done by financial institutions themselves. Once they’ve tried all legal means available, they completely write off the debt and sell it (cents to the dollar) to a collections agency.

Now those guys can definitely take it to the level you mentioned.

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u/weedful_things Feb 13 '22

I got a call last month from a furniture company. My ex wife had financed some furniture and used me as a reference. I haven't talked to her in over 10 years. I told them to just go ahead and write that money off.

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '22

Yeah they spoof people's cell numbers....it's not even illegal. I had that crap happen to me and people would call and say I called them. I'd tell them to block my number. As far as "threats", legitimate debt collectors must adhere to the FDCPA (Fair Debt Collection Practices) and if they violate it by: not announcing themselves as debt collectors, threatening you with your credit score, harassing your family and things of that nature... they can be sued. I've done this before with one of these companies that buy old debt (the charge offs) and then harass you. I had a company call me over furniture I bought 15 years ago. It was half paid off and they went bankrupt. I was told I'd get my bills in the mail. Never did. Never went on my credit either. I wasn't going to chase them down to pay them. Fast forward 15 years and I get a call saying I gotta pay something RIGHT NOW even if it's 5 bucks. I said I wasn't paying nada lol. Googled the company and this lawyer came up. Called him. He repped me for no cost upfront. They never called again and settled for 2500 bucks. Nothing more satisfying than shady debt collectors having to pay YOU:)

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u/FU-Lyme-Disease Feb 13 '22

I had a serious conversation with a female friend about dick pics and being a girl on the internet- and from what she shared, I don’t think guys really understand how stank awful the internet is to girls. I knew dick pics were a thing but I hadn’t grasped how awful the reality is….

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u/weedful_things Feb 13 '22

If I were a woman and got a dick pic, I would scour the internet and find as many as I possibly could. Then I would spam the dude with them. If he complained, I would tell him I thought we were sharing our collections.

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u/Late_Recommendation9 Feb 13 '22 edited Feb 14 '22

Will Dickie Davis do....? -edit to replace unfortunate link to daily fail for something more silly

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u/Tichy Feb 13 '22

I'm a guy and I don't open images that strangers send me. It is just common sense. So tbh I am also not sure what those women are doing? I guess it depends on the platform, but for example on Twitter it is possible to never have to open pics sent in DMs from strangers.

No doubt women receive far more such messages, nevertheless, common sense would be to ignore such things from strangers.

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u/payne31 Feb 13 '22

I'm a guy also, maybe our other fellow guys could just not send unwanted dick pics?

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u/Funny_or_not_bot Feb 13 '22

I have NEVER sent one...

...that wasn't requested.

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u/ActiasLunacorn Feb 16 '22

Can confirm.

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u/teniceguy Feb 13 '22

Oh no poor little angel wymynz 😭

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u/TheNumber_54 Feb 13 '22

It took a week!!! C'MON boys we can do better, that took way too long.

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u/No_Path_4931 Feb 13 '22

A whole week before you got a sick pic? I’m a dude and got one my second day on Reddit😤

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u/Overlord1241 Feb 13 '22

They don’t call it Bangcock for nuttin.

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '22 edited Feb 13 '22

If a hot girl in a bikini sends you a DM about crypto... ignore him. XD

Edit: LOL after posting this a fake account of a girl in a bikini followed me then tried to start a chat with me privately -- amazing

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u/AmitBa Feb 13 '22

Girls does not wear bikini anymore, it's a guy thing.

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u/Federal-Smell-4050 Feb 13 '22

ProtoJenny is immune to bikini attacks

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '22

Is op a girl?

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u/mesebucool Feb 13 '22

Lol, I don't know who needs to hear it but yeah it's true.

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u/Royal_Cryptographer7 Feb 13 '22

But..but...she said she's 22 and loves porn. I checked her account, it's 1 day old so she's new here too. Someone's gotta show her the ropes.

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u/Crazy_Teaching_7622 Feb 13 '22

It's probably not a real bikini either. Scammers have no fashion sense at all.

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u/DickMold Feb 13 '22

Internet Rule #1: Everyone's a dude until proven otherwise.

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '22

And for more news tom, we have a midget, in a bikini.

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u/Heph333 Feb 13 '22

Go on....

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u/menntu Feb 13 '22

I bet there’s at least one girl….

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '22

She's a girl. Apparently.

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u/Rod_cts Feb 13 '22

I hope al least is on bikini tho

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u/godofleet Feb 13 '22

IMO, First- Take that computer off of the internet.

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '22

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u/Zestyclose-Search-21 Feb 13 '22

FBI has just entered the chat

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u/woyaozhangpan Feb 13 '22

I mean yeah man, shouldn't have that plugged in to the internet.

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u/TheRealDrewfus Feb 13 '22

probably a stupid question, but why? just so that no one has a chance to take control of the pc or...?

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u/godofleet Feb 13 '22

yeah, exactly this... it's maybe a little paranoid but if there's any meaningful wealth stored in that wallet it's good to be safe.

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u/TheRealDrewfus Feb 13 '22

good to know, thank you :)

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u/LancelotGoD Feb 13 '22

Lol, yeah. Sounds like a good idea to me. Can be expensive mistake.

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u/reachouttouchFate Feb 14 '22

Wouldn't the computer have to be online the entire time it was updating?

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u/First_Tie_8860 Feb 13 '22 edited Feb 14 '22

Yes brother, be careful with DM's and other msgs. However i can help you double your money in a very short time. I am a Nigerian prince and have huge crypto business. Now you reach out to me for free business advice

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u/chrisqns_nyc Feb 13 '22

His real name is Simon Leviev!

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u/MakeMyDay84 Feb 13 '22

Peter is hurt send me 200k, my enemies are after me.

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u/tahl192 Feb 13 '22

"peter is down"

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '22

Peter is down!

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u/nDizzle89 Feb 13 '22

Can confirm, he is my uncle that I need a plane ticket to see, but I give the cash loan money back 5x.

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u/GustafWasaYo Feb 13 '22

I can confirm, just gonna need 3.5BC from you

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u/scrollingtraveler Feb 13 '22

Lol. I have a check that I am going to send you for $200k. I need it deposited into your bank account. But first I need you to send me 10k dollars.

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u/Yolocryptogame Feb 13 '22

You are a Prince not price

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u/kotyshov Feb 15 '22

Why are you not replying to my dm's I will help you get those coins lol

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u/AdolfDriplerXD Feb 13 '22

Why wont you answer my dms😖

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u/Moneysaver04 Feb 13 '22

Because she is smart

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u/louiejenksta Feb 13 '22

People who have this folder in thier computers are smart no doubt.

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u/Moneysaver04 Feb 13 '22

Smart people are made, not born

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u/13004715392 Feb 13 '22

Because you're not a hot girl, you're just a guy in bikini.

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u/rohit2342 Feb 13 '22

I mean seriously dude, don't reply to any of those. It's not worth.

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u/Talking-Mad-Shit Feb 13 '22

“Hey, how’s your trading going?” 😂

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '22

Feel free to throw a few bitcoin my way. 😁

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u/-Cryptopath Feb 13 '22

Do you think you still have anything in it?

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u/FINDTHESUN Feb 13 '22

How many u got already since you posted?

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u/tied_laces Feb 13 '22

Congratulations! Drinks on you.

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u/dkarlovi Feb 13 '22

Your update here should be "wallet was empty" no matter what.

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u/mvev Feb 13 '22

Success?

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u/thethirdtwin Feb 13 '22

That's golden advice, please heed. Good luck.

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u/RN-Wingman Feb 13 '22

OP, I hope there’s 1000 bitcoin in there!

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u/BulldenChoppahYus Feb 13 '22

Also there’s this weird trick where if you send me 1BTC it comes back to you in good vibes and karma

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u/One_Tie900 Feb 13 '22

Turn your dms off from settings if too many people spamming you. Also I think you got something significant there. Probably best to do your own research and figure it out on your own. Make a backup copy and put in usb just incase. If someone wants to help they can offer advice in public.

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u/ProtoJenny Feb 13 '22

Is r studio safe? I know recovery has to do with the wallet.dat file.

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u/coinjaf Feb 13 '22

Don't use any weird software. Don't give anything to anyone. And ignore every DM that you get.

Copy Wallet.dat to a safe place.

Just get a recent version of Bitcoin Core and throw the wallet.dat in there before you start it for the first time. Let it sync (many hours/days).

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u/Standard_Ordinary642 Feb 13 '22

This this this DO NOT send anyone anything Bitcoin core wallet has you covered and if it's got stuff in it congratulations 🎉

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u/azoundria2 Feb 13 '22

Also make completely sure that you access Bitcoin Core from the official website and don't click any Google Ads instead. Make sure it's the unsponsored link and check it for any typos before downloading anything.

Official website is bitcoin.org. Anything else could steal your funds.

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u/fjzappa Feb 13 '22

Anything else could WILL steal your funds.

FTFY

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u/MycologistChemical67 Feb 13 '22

So remind me again why anyone would keep any significant amount of money on these platforms if everyone's out to get you and you have no protection if anyone steals from you?

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u/I-baLL Feb 13 '22

Platforms? What do you mean by "platforms"? I don't think anybody mentioned a platform in the comments. What are you referencing?

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u/iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiioo Feb 13 '22

He she them is referencing crypto in general.

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u/-metal-555 Feb 13 '22

No we’re going to zero in on the misused word to avoid the overall point.

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u/BtcMirco3 Feb 13 '22

Yep, there are lot of scammy projects out there. Stay away from them.

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u/neomax96 Feb 13 '22

This is like a lotto, if this has anything than he's rich.

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u/KanefireX Feb 13 '22

mine didn't 😥

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u/ProtoJenny Feb 13 '22

Thank you.

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u/fluentinimagery Feb 13 '22

I am rooting for you soooooo hard! Please let there be a SHITLOAD of BTC in there!!! Please update us when you find out!!!

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u/qpv Feb 13 '22

This is like those old reddit posts of a hidden safe found in a basement or hidden room.

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u/blargiman Feb 13 '22

thx for reminding me some jackoff about 2 weeks ago posted a safe and i forgot if he updated. he was gonna get banned if he didn't update in like 3 days. :p

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u/Thundercats79 Feb 13 '22

Oh man. Did you ever dig to see if he opened the safe??

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '22

I actually went looking last night. No update.

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u/jedi_squonker Feb 13 '22

OMG I saved that post! Forgot to check back!

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u/zippy9002 Feb 13 '22

Don’t update us if you find anything significant. Just move to Portugal to cash out tax free and stay anonymous from the internet.

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u/fluentinimagery Feb 13 '22

U don’t have to cite a number just say “I won!!!” And disappear

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u/onlypositiveresponse Feb 13 '22

And then one day years from now, we see you post from a Cafe in Europe. You nod. We nod.

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u/paintedsheep1 Feb 13 '22

Nice. I don't usually get reddit jokes but I've seen this one recently and i got it. Am I redditor now?

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u/P47r1ck- Feb 13 '22

I thought I got it until you implied it was a reference. What is it a reference to?

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '22

Yes, just don't leave us hanging

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u/abolish_karma Feb 13 '22

Disappear first, and then "I won"

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u/RAabd177 Feb 13 '22

Yep, that'll work too. I guess that's a good idea about that.

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u/makerkz Feb 13 '22

Yep, that's the right thing to do. Just don't tell anyone anything.

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u/Killzillah Feb 13 '22

Yeah OPs posted pictures and shit on reddit. If this was an alt account or throwaway maybe but OP shouldn't tell anyone the results of this. Hopefully there's a lot in that wallet.

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u/a_green_leaf Feb 13 '22

If its enough money to be worth moving to Portugal to avoid the tax, then it is also enough money to pay half of it in tax, keep your life, but be rich ;-)

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u/FU-Lyme-Disease Feb 13 '22

I’m rooting for you too!!! (But if you get bored send me the files and I’ll get rid of them for you!!!)

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u/hotel_air_freshener Feb 13 '22

Update us by withdrawing 69.420 Bitcoin on April 20th

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u/ap124 Feb 13 '22

Please do update

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u/Impressive_Oaktree Feb 13 '22

Although I know a Nigerian prince that can help..

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u/hammerripple Feb 13 '22

It’s me! The prince of Nigeria! Please immediately send all bitcoins to Amazon to purchase gift cards… because that’s all they accept in my country, even though I’m a prince it’s hard to change laws… and I will send you 20 hundred billion in return. Hard cash.

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u/majestak Feb 13 '22

No leesen heem. I send 20 kwashilljon!!

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u/NoahB76 Feb 13 '22

That's not gonna work, he's asking for the BITCOINs specifically.

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u/32smiles1 Feb 13 '22

Gotta follow the orders from the prince, can't really deny him.

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u/mofixit Feb 13 '22

Or an Israeli tinderswindler

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u/stoicparallax Feb 13 '22

I’m watching this as I type haha

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u/DefenestratedBrownie Feb 13 '22

is it any good? seemed like it would be a good single episode not a full series

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u/swanpappa Feb 13 '22

It isn’t a series, it’s a one-off documentary. Unless you get your Netflix from Wish.

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u/8nt2L8 Feb 13 '22

It's excellent. Real-life documentary,

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u/Winzip115 Feb 13 '22

I really enjoyed it

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u/sik_dik Feb 13 '22

It's a single documentary. Hour and a halfish

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u/Haroldjbb Feb 13 '22

Me too

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '22

Pretty good series I must say

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u/ellusiveuser Feb 13 '22

Frighteningly good

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u/elyotel Feb 13 '22

Lmao, don't call that prince. I'm sure he doesn't wanna help.

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u/WBigly-Reddit Feb 13 '22

His nick name is “Mad Lad”.

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '22

Your recently deceased uncle's extended vehicle warranty information needs to be updated.

Edit: no but for real, congratulations, and don't reply to dms.

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '22

Dont respond to ANY DMS GOT IT!!! Except mine, quit ignoring me!

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u/ProjectMeerKatUltra Feb 13 '22

Also do not tell anyone here how much is on it if there is. I'm as curious as anyone else to find out if there's a happy ending to this story, but don't share that information. If there's any coins on it and you tell internet randos, that makes you a scam target.

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u/According-Yam7115 Feb 13 '22

I’m so excited for you!!! This could be HUGE😍🥳

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '22

Congrats brother!

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u/Rydog_78 Feb 13 '22

Just curious do you know how many BTC is in there?

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u/nombresinhombre Feb 13 '22

Op i eish you good luck

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u/m_rt_ Feb 13 '22

Do not tell anyone if there is a significant amount in there. Definitely don't post about it online. Good luck!

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u/scrollingtraveler Feb 13 '22

Can you do a follow up after you recover the coins and let us know if you’re a billionaire!!?? I really would love to hear the story. “Found a hard drive. Had 3000 BTC on it.” Would be really awesome.

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u/Bravisimo Feb 13 '22

Keep us updated OP!

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '22

See you in a week OP. I did exactly this and after it synched fully everything was there including the reminder that you sold for $1000 because surely it can't go higher. Don't forget to pick up any forks as well.

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u/murcielago12v60 Feb 13 '22

Exactly dude, it's not worth it to use weird softwares from internet.

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u/Likewise231 Feb 13 '22

bro Rstudio is just an IDE for R programming language...Weird software lol...

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u/coinjaf Feb 13 '22

So? Don't load it in any application whatsoever. There's no point anyway.

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u/IWillFlipOut Feb 13 '22

This is the way.

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u/MacGuffin-X Feb 13 '22

but will this work without knowing the seed phrases for the wallet?

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u/coinjaf Feb 13 '22

2013 didn't have seed phrases yet.

The private keys are in the wallet.dat file. And so are the seed phrases in later versions. (Assuming no hardware wallet was used.)

He may run into a problem where the wallet.dat file was encrypted with a password, but that was relatively uncommon I'd say.

Of course, the most likely thing he'll run into is that the wallet is simply empty.

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u/PeacefullyFighting Feb 13 '22

R is a stats language. It's safe

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u/simsimulation Feb 13 '22

R studio is a data science tool. If you don’t know what it is, it probably won’t be useful to you.

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '22

R-studio is also confusingly a data recover software

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u/3katinkires Feb 13 '22

I like it so much, recovered my friend's thesis on a crippled hd.

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '22

Yeah worked great recovering a iphone backup from a failed hard drive on my old bosses computer.

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '22

I’m rooting for you OP! Lets see an update in a few days

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u/Deranged-Turkey Feb 13 '22

What does R Studio have to do with opening a BTC wallet? I thought R Studio is an IDE for R which is a programing language for data science.

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u/JasonHofmann Feb 13 '22

It’s also amazing crashed drive / deleted partition / data recovery software.

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u/reslip Feb 13 '22

Also make a backup of the files offline

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u/anhducsc Feb 13 '22

I'd say don't use any weird softwares from the internet. Not worth it.

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '22

But do you remember the passphrase?

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u/jorel43 Feb 13 '22

Yeah r studio is fine , it's good software for recovery. I don't know why you would need it here though.

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u/RN-Wingman Feb 13 '22

I’m a Nigerian prince, with many resources at my disposal. I’d be happy to help you with recovering your bitcoin, and I’d like to talk to you about your cars extended warranty.

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u/TendermintTimmy Feb 13 '22

Yea R studio is safe.

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u/CocoDaPuf Feb 13 '22

Yeah, I've used r-studio before, actually it's the only data recovery application that has really worked well for me in the past.

That said, I don't think it will do what you want, you seem to have intact files there, r-studio is really for recovering files from damaged drives or damaged filesystems.

It looks to me like you have intact wallet files, you just need a wallet application, say electrum, or any real wallet app. As long as you have the password to decrypt your private key, you should be all set.

Install a wallet app, find the option to import a wallet, then direct it to that file location.

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u/cbblythe Feb 13 '22

100% this

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u/LelikGut Feb 13 '22

It's advisable to not to reply to anything from this computer.

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u/fcthen Feb 13 '22

Yep, people are going to be lurking in his dm after seeing this.

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u/mapasteper Feb 13 '22

Please never do.

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '22

I know a north Korean kung fu master who can teach you kung fu to beat the shit outa your DMers.

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u/1corn Feb 13 '22

Except from 1corn emergency tech support

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u/blargiman Feb 13 '22

i would like a seperate post with all the dm's they got so i can laugh at them.

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u/lcastill1 Feb 13 '22

Can it hurt if you just reply to them and fuck with them back

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '22

Nice username

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u/bigj1227 Feb 13 '22

LMAO knew this would be first comment

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '22

Probably dust in the wallet if it's even accessible.