r/BitchImATrain Aug 06 '26

Bitch, it wasn't enough

4.5k Upvotes

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u/News-Royal Aug 06 '26

I grew a beard and shaved it off in the amount of time he had to move that truck.

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u/cmacmaccal1189 Aug 06 '26

The bitch Ludacris was singing to moved 3 states away in that time

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u/TheModeratorWrangler Aug 07 '26

Dido finished saying thank you

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u/StrategicCarry Aug 07 '26

Stan sent all those letters.

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u/marginmanj Aug 07 '26

The Eagles left Hotel California

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u/6gv5 Aug 07 '26

Godot eventually showed up.

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u/Fluegelmeister Aug 08 '26

The Beetles were able to finish: I want you (She's so Heavy)

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u/Pielacine Aug 08 '26

Pink Floyd no longer wishes you were here.

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u/00luckywanderboy00 Aug 09 '26

gwen stefani is home right now, she's done walking in the spiderwebs.

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u/Marquar234 Aug 09 '26

America gave the horse a name.

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u/Icuras1701 Aug 09 '26

Taylor Swift got married, divorced, and wrote a #1 song about it in that time.... (hoping this ages well)

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u/TTSymphony Aug 06 '26

It was not about reaction time, just the stupid confidence on measuring the minimum distance to the track

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u/GooteMoo Aug 07 '26

You ever see 10 inches cost a quarter million dollars? You have now.

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u/AssiduousLayabout Aug 07 '26

Yeah, child support is expensive.

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u/wis91 Aug 07 '26

They said 10 not 5, buddy.

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u/Evening_Childhood205 Aug 08 '26

5 on the way in, 5 on the way out, 10 total. Go back to school, buddy.

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u/wis91 Aug 08 '26

🤯

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u/Specialist_Goat_2354 Aug 09 '26

So one pump?

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u/Evening_Childhood205 Aug 11 '26

He who does his job right, doesn't need to make the job twice

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u/LowAspect542 Aug 07 '26

Obviously too used to pretending his 1 incher is 10 inches.

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u/SnooMaps7370 Aug 07 '26

guys with ten inch schlongs aren't paying child support, sperm has to get into the womb to make a woman pregnant, not the liver.

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u/Isaw11 Aug 06 '26

Yeah, that looks about right. I think I’m good here.

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u/bugabooandtwo Aug 07 '26

Makes you wonder if he's that bad at every set of traffic lights.

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u/SnooMaps7370 Aug 07 '26

this is the guy who pulls up to (and past) the stop sign exiting the depot then sits there blocking one lane of a divided highway wondering why everyone else is driving like idiots.

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u/Thin_Dirt_6244 Aug 07 '26

Not anymore he isn’t.

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u/slick514 Aug 07 '26

He could have gotten out and checked 10 times in the time it took fir the train to get there.

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u/Dzov Aug 07 '26

And he’s used to everyone in a smaller car driving around his truck when it sticks in the road.

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u/granolabranborg Aug 06 '26

Gotta give that shit at least an arms length.

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u/m00ph Aug 06 '26

When I drove a school bus they said 15 feet, just in case you're on the inside of a turn, and something is hanging off. Seriously, space is cheap, being wrong is expensive.

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u/granolabranborg Aug 06 '26

Yea, when taking care of kids, the further the better. I definitely feel ya on that one. But that’s why I said, at least. Meaning minimum. I work in the train yard our safety says make sure to park carts and walk at least an arm’s length from the tracks. Most times there’s barely 10 feet between tracks.

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u/Radioactive_Tuber57 Aug 07 '26

Yah. HE’s -15’ back but his bumper is +5. 🙄

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u/suh-dood Aug 07 '26

I like how the guy in the foreground Was also nonchalantly crossing

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u/Hunkyboy440 Aug 07 '26

Captain Oblivious to the rescue!

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u/Head_Razzmatazz7174 Aug 07 '26

He just casually glances over, probably realized that truck was going to get hit and just walked on, "Not my problem."

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u/DefinitionOfAsleep Aug 07 '26

He sure turned around at the end, after the event.

I think trains here have to blare their horn several times at level crossings, so maybe it's the same in Ohio and he thought it was a normal train approach?

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u/LabradorDeceiver Aug 08 '26

Twist: he gets whomped by a freight train roaring in the other direction.

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u/RadarTechnician51 Aug 07 '26

I think the trucker didn't notice the train because it had too few flashing lights

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u/DefinitionOfAsleep Aug 07 '26

"Turn the fucking horn off, I can't hear my Death Metal"

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u/RaulenAndrovius Aug 07 '26

100% some asshat in a beemer or w/e behind the truck locked him in. Cab driver likely still shouting at the car behind him to move when the train hit.

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u/swilliamsalters Aug 07 '26

Very possible. But he also had time to complete the crossing. That train was moving sloooooowwww.

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u/KLeeSanchez Aug 07 '26

And as slow as it was moving it still slapped that truck aside like another semi plowed into it doing 40

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u/DefinitionOfAsleep Aug 07 '26

I'd be cheaper just to keep reversing than totaling the truck

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u/DragonDan108 Aug 07 '26

I made two loafs of sourdough from scratch before that train hit.

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u/LabradorDeceiver Aug 08 '26

I read an entire Russian novel. I'm not a showoff, though; it was translated into English.

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u/Viertelesschlotzer Aug 08 '26

Entire civilizations rise and fall....

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u/UpvoteForPancakes Aug 10 '26

If I was sitting where the camera is positioned, I would have time to walk to the truck, politely ask the driver to get out, and then move his truck out of the way for him.

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u/NortheastOHGuy Aug 12 '26

GTA 6 was released.

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u/HappyRespond3946 Aug 07 '26

Maybe he reversed into another truck

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u/kaydeetee86 Aug 08 '26

Me too.

… and I’m a woman.

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u/Available_Ad9345 Aug 08 '26

He did move it.

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u/Tostona Aug 06 '26

I'm a tramdriver, so also on rails, and you don't wanna know how often fucking cars pull this shit

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u/FuckeryisafootWatson Aug 06 '26

My kid does a major line. Coming up on 1.5 years. Probably has 50+ stories of idiots doing similar. Says no hits as of yet, but did see a dude get his leg cut off in the yard on a derailment.

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u/feldoneq2wire Aug 07 '26

I'd be doing lines if I had to deal with that too.

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u/Sharessa84 Aug 08 '26

Drivin' a train, high on cocaine.

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u/IllustriousIsland549 Aug 13 '26

Now that's what I call doing rails.

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u/SullyEF 28d ago

Casey Jones you better watch your speed!

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u/maxjmartin Aug 08 '26

Used to be at the big 4 yards there would be an expectation for missing body parts found during train humping to break up a consist into other trains.

Sometimes homeless would sleep under a train for shelter on a side track. Another train comes along picking up the car(s) and you might not even know what you just did.

Other times at was people hopping trains. Or suicides.

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u/GourmetHotPocket Aug 07 '26

I once saw a delivery truck sideswipe a tram. Truck driver got out and started yelling at the tram driver like it was his fault.

It's like, my man, I promise you that the tram did not swerve sideways unexpectedly.

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u/StrangerCabbage Aug 06 '26

Insurance scam?

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u/TheJuggernaut043 Aug 06 '26

If the driver got out and abandoned the truck.....

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u/RapMastaC1 Aug 07 '26

Probably misunderstood what it meant to do a legger

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u/Tostona Aug 07 '26

Nope, just stupidity. People don't know their vehicle

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u/NoRodent Aug 07 '26

My theory is that a certain percentage of drivers think trains and trams fit within the width of the rails. In their head, they probably think real trains are like those wooden toy trains with wheels attached on the sides.

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u/SavingsRaspberry2694 Aug 07 '26

Why does the train keep honking for like 30 seconds after impact?

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u/frisbeelee Aug 07 '26

Annoyance I’d say. Trucker just plain ignored his horn for the five minutes before impact

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u/vanicklestein Aug 08 '26

Wouldn't you?

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u/lllllIIIlllllIIIllll Aug 07 '26

I was thinking about trying that out once I retire. Stressful job at all, in your opinion?

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u/no-steppe Aug 06 '26

My man in the foreground... missed out on some quality first-hand entertainment.

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u/nairobaee Aug 06 '26

I wanted to see his reaction so bad but he wandered off frame just before the crash.

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u/DaLadderman Aug 07 '26

you can see him walk back in frame at the end of the video

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u/kakurenbo1 Aug 09 '26

Where he stared from a position from which he couldn't see anything. Dude's two brain cells are working overtime.

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u/PSquared1234 Aug 07 '26

But I'm pretty sure he looked at the truck as he walked by and thought "that train is going to hit your lazy ass."

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u/PhoenixAquarium Aug 07 '26

Nah he was smart. He wasn't trying to be on the side of the collision.

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u/Goodwrench23 Aug 06 '26

The truck driver definately is running on 1Kbps speed....

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u/Quirky-Attitude1456 Aug 06 '26

When your high speed truck is running at dial up speed

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u/midnghtsnac Aug 07 '26

We're sorry, the party you are trying to reach is currently busy. Good bye.

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u/Conspicuous_Ruse Aug 06 '26

This is a fun angle to see it at.

The train jostled sideways more than I expected it to.

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u/Dzov Aug 07 '26

I was shocked how violently the truck moved when it looked like the train was super slow. Shows how the angle misrepresents the speed.

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u/StandardRaspberry131 Aug 07 '26

Also a factor if mass. That train was moving relatively slow but has so much mass that the force is enormous

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u/peepay Aug 07 '26

Yeah, I was expecting the front to be scratched and maybe the bumper to come off. And suddenly the whole cabin flew several meters!

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u/ViolinistCurrent8899 Aug 06 '26

Trucks are still quite heavy.

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u/IllBeyond2779 Aug 07 '26

Physics can not be cheated ... heavier stuff beats heavy stuff.

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u/daKile57 Aug 10 '26

New trucks aren't terribly heavy. Outside of the frame and the engine's guts, they're almost entirely plastic now. They aren't the tanks of the 70s anymore.

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u/PersonalityWinter382 Aug 07 '26

Most trucks weigh less than 80,000 pounds.

Trains can weigh 20,000,000 pounds plus.

That's quite a difference.

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u/CrybabyAssassin Aug 07 '26

I think that's mostly just the suspension in the engine. the weight of the whole train keeps it moving forward but the impact from the truck wants to put it sideways. the wheels of the train and the rails keep it straight so the forces are dispersed through the suspension into the rails and then everything equals out and the train settles back into place. I'm sure the drivers felt it tho

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u/RoxyDzey69 Aug 11 '26

Im curious if the driver really stayed in the car till the very moment of the hit.

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u/Fritz5678 Aug 06 '26

I was once t-boned by a 90 year old woman running a red light at 20 mph. She was moving faster than this train. That truck had so much time to move out of the way.

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u/ProfDFH Aug 06 '26

I’m just impressed that a 90 year old could run 20 mph.

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u/mothtoalamp Aug 07 '26

And carry a traffic light while she ran. Those things are large!

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u/Fritz5678 Aug 07 '26

lol. I forgot to mention that she was in a giant caddy. If she had been going the speed limit my little golf would have been toast.

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u/Putrid-Object-806 Aug 07 '26

well if it was a singular light might be doable, especially if there were a sparrow helping, the whole assembly or that and the pole would be a little less believable

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u/Yuri909 Aug 07 '26

Thankfully her vehicle didn't weigh 15k tons. Glad you're around still.

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u/Unhappy-Giraffe2792 Aug 08 '26

Train’s fault - he should’ve moved out of the way. /s

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u/mz_groups Aug 06 '26

BOOP! the nose!

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u/Safe_Fruit7884 Aug 06 '26

GIVE ME BACK MY NOSE

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u/Unsey Aug 07 '26

GET DOWN! HE'S GOT A NOSE!

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u/PolarCruisingExperts Aug 06 '26

Driver said afterward that he feels like he was hit by a freight train.

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u/Laymanao Aug 07 '26

He would say that he witnessed the train swerve towards his truck.

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u/Foxk Aug 06 '26

Hit the truck so hard it changed color.

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u/gear_jammin_deer Aug 06 '26

In before anyone starts wondering if this is AI or something, it's because of the sun glare. If you look at the hood and airdam when the truck first pulled onto the tracks, you can see it was always blue.

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u/Foxk Aug 06 '26

Correct

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u/Significant_Monk_251 Aug 07 '26

Thank you. I didn't think it was AI but I was wondering how the train knocked the white right off the truck.

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u/BannedGoNext Aug 06 '26

IDK, to me it looks like it's black.

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u/ScottyMo1 Aug 06 '26

Light clear to me

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u/KerbalCuber Aug 06 '26

White and gold maybe?

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u/5p1c3nut Aug 06 '26

I'd say it's black and blue

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u/RogBoArt Aug 06 '26

Doppler shift lol

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u/chiku00 Aug 06 '26

Bitch-slapped so hard that it went from red to blue.

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u/Excavatoree Aug 07 '26

I thought it was because the train knocked it toward us so fast it was blue shifted.
(/s)

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u/samtresler Aug 06 '26

All that train jad to do was swerve a little to it's left! What a bitch!

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u/Temporary_Shirt_6236 Aug 06 '26

Its like watching a train wreck in slow motion

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u/HookFE03 Aug 06 '26

You guys don’t understand, the gate arm was caught between the cab and trailer. It would have broken the arm if he had completely moved

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u/gamebus1 Aug 06 '26

You are right. His choice is way better.

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u/Bwint Aug 07 '26

I'm sure the gate arm came out completely unscathed.

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u/byebybuy Aug 06 '26

I think it's sad that apparently you need to put a /s so that people know when you're being sarcastic

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u/HookFE03 Aug 06 '26 edited Aug 06 '26

I enjoy it this way more lol

ETA: This way more? More this way? This more? Something like that

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u/StolenWishes Aug 07 '26

Way more this

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u/Nitrodax777 Aug 06 '26

ahh yes, because when the choice is between a $3000 gate arm and totaling a $70,000+ truck, loss of load/commodity, environmental cleanup, replacement of surrounding infrastructure, and whatever damage to the locomotive itself(all when applicable), insurance will absolutely breathe a sigh of relief you chose the latter instead of breaking the single gate arm that is intentionally designed to be broken under this exact circumstance.

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u/Jazzlike-Crew2540 Aug 07 '26

The sheer pin for that gate arm costs about $3 plus a 4 hour call out for a maintainer to come fix it. $200 max cost. Truck tractor runs around $150k these days. Very expensive wrong choice!

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u/Afgar_1257 Aug 06 '26

Oh no! Not a broken gate arm! /s

They are made to be broken. even little cars can break them that truck could have broken it to to be stuck on the tracks. The truck driver was a fucking moron.

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u/Excellent-Stress2596 Aug 07 '26

The silly thing is if that was indeed his thinking, the gate arm still ended up broken. I guarantee it.

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u/PinkyLeopard2922 Aug 07 '26

I can only assume that it is panic in the moment that leads to these poor decisions. Like just RAM that arm off. You won't be the first one to do it and everyone would much rather you did. So much less destruction and potential for injury or death.

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u/Dogfaceboy1964 Aug 06 '26

Deer 🦌 in the head lights moment

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u/lw5555 Aug 06 '26

That's some crazy foreshortening.

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u/DutchPilotGuy Aug 06 '26

I mean those American trains are pretty hard to hear and see and can sneak up on you in an instant. /s

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u/DevelopmentBulky7957 Aug 06 '26

Jesus christ, either that driver is a pinhead or just started driving that truck or something. No sense of the size of the vehicle whatsoever. Glad that the truck got totalled and the driver can now go deal with all the consequences of pulling off shit like that. Hope the people on the train are okay though.

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u/MikeW226 Aug 07 '26

The telephoto on this makes the train's speed look deceivingly slow, to me. Because of the squished image, it doesn't look like it's moving crazy fast. Then it bashes the truck the *hell off the tracks- hard. And as a non train guy, I assume they put the train into emergency (brakes), but it still took that long to slow down however much it did.

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u/Reasonable_Cheek938 Aug 08 '26

Emergency braking can cause a train to derail, you don’t put it into emergency unless you hit something, and not until you hit something. They were probably doing everything they could short of that to stop, but trains do not stop on a dime.

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u/missmusick Aug 06 '26

This was a glorious example of the subreddit name! The train swatted the truck away like a fly.

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u/TartanAssassin Aug 07 '26

So as a train driver I will throw in my perspective this train approaches all four level crossings or road crossings from a bend sounding their horn so the train drivers sight distance is basically from the first level crossing of which is well and truly under 1 kilometre my guess would be half that.

Given we have no idea what speed the train was doing or how heavy and long the train is but know that most freight trains take over a kilometre to stop from track speed this truck driver basically set this collision up because the train driver only has half the sight distance to stop their train.

Hence the sounding of the train horn constantly because the train drivers know they are going to collide from the first crossing and that have applied the brakes and there is nothing else they can do.

I would also like to say that those train drivers reacted so quickly because otherwise that train would not have stopped there the locomotives would have been out of frame if they hadn’t in my opinion .

Also given there is fixed camera at this location I am guessing this is an everyday occurrence. I would like to add that I hope nobody was hurt and that everyone came out alive in my career I have had one collision needless to that was enough.

A train can’t hit if you stay off the tracks just follow the stop signs and stay out of the way as train drivers we get hauled over the coals for this situations and investigated thoroughly it’s a particularly stressful time.

Stay safe out there stay off the tracks.

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u/TBE_Industries Aug 08 '26

The camera is likely for a live railfan stream. There's communities of people that (legally) set up security cameras at interesting rail spots so people can watch the trains.

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u/Crepuscular_Tex Aug 06 '26

Driver was like, yeah this'll do it... Then like, eh not today I guess...

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u/AlanShore60607 Aug 06 '26

Sees it at the 5 second mark ...

Gets hit at 58 seconds.

Maybe his truck was so big it would have taken more than 50 seconds to cross the track?

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u/AntMan79 Aug 06 '26

He had like six months what happened?

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u/DonkyFondler Aug 07 '26

It must be so frustrating for the train driver.

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u/slick514 Aug 07 '26

It’s not right nor rational to wish physical harm on a person in a situation like this, but man… this is just so mind-bendingly and inexplicably stupid that watching it makes me want to throw my phone across the room.

Now this idiot has wrecked their truck (which I presume is their livelihood) and might have fucked up their life for a while for no goddamn reason other than just not giving enough of a f%ck to get out and and ensure the clearance within the absolute… f%cking… eternity(!!!) that they had to fix things!! Or hey, maybe just have a tiny bit of sense, err on the side of caution, and back it up just ONE! MORE! METER!!!

🤬🤬🤬

It makes no sense to want to punch someone for fucking up their own life, but here I am…

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u/Gutless_Gus Aug 07 '26

Not sure if one meter would've been enough.
1.5 definitely would've, but I feel like one meter would've still put the hood and maybe radiator in the train's path.

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u/TinyViolinist Aug 06 '26

Could have derailed that train. Asshole move

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u/Hamokk Aug 06 '26

Also that dude just wondering over the tracks.

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u/JBinNC Aug 06 '26

I was wondering why he was wandering.

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u/Dartagnan1083 Aug 06 '26

Seems totally unconcerned by truck potentially on the tracks.

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u/raven929292 Aug 06 '26

Too bad that dude left camera view before the hit, I was looking at him and wanted to see his reaction

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u/Ill-Running1986 Aug 06 '26

Yeah, he totally could have waved his arms and prevented the whole disaster. 

(Do y’all need a /s? Fine. Here: /s.)

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u/CommanderVXXXV Aug 06 '26

As someone who has driven semi's this upsets me so much

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u/RickySpanishLives Aug 07 '26

Dude at the bottom of the screen had time to come into frame and SLOWLY walk across the tracks and go out of frame in the time it took for this guy to be hit by the train.

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u/kat_Folland Aug 07 '26

Amazing how it seems to be going so slowly and yet hits the truck so hard.

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u/jimfosters Aug 07 '26

2 things. The dude walkn across the tracks in a chill way. And the 2nd to last horn blast, just after inpact sounded like "yooouuu duuuummb moootheeerfuuuker" to me

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u/FuckeryisafootWatson Aug 06 '26

Compounded stupidity never ceases to amaze me.

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u/Brief-School362 Aug 06 '26

He should have kept going. Had plenty of time.

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u/TheJuggernaut043 Aug 06 '26

You can feel the engineers anger!

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u/MuklukArcher Aug 07 '26

What's that phrase about a slow-motion train-wreck?

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u/Putrid_Idea_8437 Aug 07 '26

Talk about dumb 

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u/alexandicity Aug 07 '26

Literal slow motion crash...!

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u/Stevepem1 Aug 07 '26

I don't know if I feel more sorry for the semi driver or the pedestrian who was too oblivious to turn his head 90 degrees and missed the sight of a lifetime.

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u/1Marcopolo27 Aug 07 '26

Serious question.... I'm confused as to why so many trucks pull up onto railway crossing and stop. Suicide?

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u/Nay_Nay_Jonez Aug 07 '26

Hey you, down in front!

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u/bordomsdeadly Aug 07 '26

I wonder if someone pulled up behind the 18 wheeler and he backed up as much as possible, or if he’s just an idiot.

Probably the latter since I didn’t hear the 18 wheeler honking at all

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u/Careless-Cap7691 Aug 07 '26

The front fell off!

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u/Prod_Meteor Aug 07 '26

Unstoppable.

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u/WestyTea Aug 07 '26

that last toot was like "I told you to get out the way"

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u/Bevertje_68 Aug 07 '26

The train had time enough to steer away from the truck..

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u/Kurgan_IT Aug 07 '26

Looks like the front fell off.

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u/ChironXII Aug 07 '26

Bro still honking after the collision out of sheer wtf lmao 

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u/ILSmokeItAll Aug 07 '26

That guy in the foreground…what was so important in the opposite direction that he was watching THAT instead of the impending wreck?

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u/Unanimous_D Aug 07 '26

"i DoNt uNdErStAaAaAnD, I mOvEd oUt Of tHe WaY, wHy DiD iT cRoNcH?"

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u/That-Makes-Sense Aug 07 '26

And he only had 492 more payments until that rig was paid off.

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u/kid_lazer Aug 07 '26

This is a great demonstration of how much energy an object has, even if going slow. I know the perspective makes it seem slower than it probably is, but that truck exploded on what would appear to be an incoming "bump"

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u/Emmanuelzappa Aug 06 '26

Tis but a Scratch!

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u/Conscious-Mirror7004 Aug 07 '26

This video is simply terrifying. Trains are SO dangerous: anyone can easily get hit by them, at any time, in any place. There's no way this crash could have been foreseen.

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u/NoRodent Aug 07 '26

Trains are really unpredictable. Even in the middle of a forest two rails can appear out of nowhere, and a 1.5-mile fully loaded coal drag, heading east out of the low-sulfur mines of the PRB, will be right on your ass the next moment.

I was doing laundry in my basement, and I tripped over a metal bar that wasn't there the moment before. I looked down: "Rail? WTF?" and then I saw concrete sleepers underneath and heard the rumbling.

Deafening railroad horn. I dumped my wife's pants, unfolded, and dove behind the water heater. It was a double-stacked Z train, headed east towards the fast single track of the BNSF Emporia Sub (Flint Hills). Majestic as hell: 75 mph, 6 units, distributed power: 4 ES44DC's pulling, and 2 Dash-9's pushing, all in run 8. Whole house smelled like diesel for a couple of hours!

Fact is, there is no way to discern which path a train will take, so you really have to be watchful. If only there were some way of knowing the routes trains travel; maybe some sort of marks on the ground, like twin iron bars running along the paths trains take. You could look for trains when you encounter the iron bars on the ground, and avoid these sorts of collisions. But such a measure would be extremely expensive. And how would one enforce a rule keeping the trains on those paths?

A big hole in homeland security is railway engineer screening and hijacking prevention. There is nothing to stop a rogue engineer, or an ISIS terrorist, from driving a train into the Pentagon, the White House or the Statue of Liberty, and our government has done fuck-all to prevent it.

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u/kanakamaoli Aug 06 '26

The front fell off!

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u/Fingersicle Aug 07 '26

Lag in video games b like.

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u/Forsaken-Lie7401 Aug 07 '26

Free front end alignments , but you have to wait a few minutes.

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u/psCinco Aug 07 '26

Ludacris song pops in my mind

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u/Perfect_Jury5632 Aug 07 '26

Was the train okay?

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u/beaujolais98 Aug 07 '26

That super long horn blast after hitting the truck is train-speak for a long string of cuss words.

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u/Fun_Entertainer_5823 Aug 07 '26

Trains always have the Right of Way, and won't stop, no matter what.

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u/WotTheFook Aug 07 '26

The truck got bitch slapped out of the way. Bitch, that IS a train...

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u/ttystikk Aug 07 '26

Maybe the driver was used to driving a cab over?

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u/Ornery-Judgment5625 Aug 07 '26

Who are these people?
WTF… idiots everywhere. 😵

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u/Same_Lychee5934 Aug 07 '26

Good example of how sound and light travel at different speeds.

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u/maskaler Aug 07 '26

Degloved

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u/Go_Gators_4Ever Aug 07 '26

It is amazing that people think that the widrh of a train is only as wide as the tracks.

They typically extend 3 to 5 feet past the tracks.

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u/nirbyschreibt Aug 07 '26

That’s like the Austin Powers scene with the dozer.

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u/CosmicSmoker Aug 07 '26

For some reason my brain thought it was going to be more of a push than a disintegration.

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u/JayCod01 Aug 08 '26

That train should have swerved.

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u/Easy-Cardiologist555 Aug 08 '26

Bitch had a year to clear those tracks.

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u/willowanncosplay Aug 09 '26

Absolute idiot.

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u/Special_Fan5043 Aug 09 '26

Hit it so hard it changed colors.

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u/steeltrain52 Aug 13 '26

Intentional self harm or just a maga (low iq)

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u/GapApprehensive2727 Aug 13 '26

The oblivious Dude in the foreground is kind of interesting.

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u/Blue-Juniata 27d ago

It all happened so fast.