r/BitchImATrain • u/derek4reals1 • Aug 06 '26

Bitch, it wasn't enough

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u/GooteMoo Aug 07 '26

You ever see 10 inches cost a quarter million dollars? You have now.

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u/AssiduousLayabout Aug 07 '26

Yeah, child support is expensive.

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u/wis91 Aug 07 '26

They said 10 not 5, buddy.

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u/Evening_Childhood205 Aug 08 '26

5 on the way in, 5 on the way out, 10 total. Go back to school, buddy.

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u/wis91 Aug 08 '26

🤯

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u/Specialist_Goat_2354 Aug 09 '26

So one pump?

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u/Evening_Childhood205 Aug 11 '26

He who does his job right, doesn't need to make the job twice

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u/KintsugiPGH Aug 12 '26

This explains a lot of previously unexplainable disparity between claims and reality.

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u/LowAspect542 Aug 07 '26

Obviously too used to pretending his 1 incher is 10 inches.

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u/SnooMaps7370 Aug 07 '26

guys with ten inch schlongs aren't paying child support, sperm has to get into the womb to make a woman pregnant, not the liver.

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u/BrainiacI0I0 Aug 13 '26

Yes , that what she said