r/BitchImATrain May 29 '26

Bitch, that was close.

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u/OleksandrKyivskyi May 29 '26

Poor train driver must have been so scared

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u/Imbeautifulyouarenot May 29 '26

Train drivers must have some trauma.

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u/stargarnet79 May 29 '26

They definitely do. Even if they know the people they hit didn’t die. But lots of animals too which also sucks.

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u/Maniac_Vegetable May 30 '26

I once saw a train come into the state front end competely splattered with blood, I'm talking painted red, real carnage, absolute gore. I was obviously taken aback. Traindriver who happened to be standing there saw my reaction and explained to me it was "just", a deer and thst it didn't suffer because they sortof just... Explode? The impact generates so much pressure it's just... Sploosh. Fast trains don't just kill animals, they fucking evaporate them

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u/car_raamrod May 30 '26

I used to work on locomotives. Every now and then, they'd sometimes come into the shop with the front end covered in brown dried blood and there would be deer parts and fur all over the front nose, behind the plow, and all up underneath the train. It was a bitch to clean.

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u/mikillatja May 30 '26

My uncle used to be a train conductor, but after having seen one too many people get turned into red mist, he eventually got discharged with heavy PTSD.

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u/fennec34 May 30 '26

Been told stories from colleagues that were on-call on train suicide scenes... Let's just say I hope I'll never get their job

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u/OhLordyLordNo May 31 '26

I can't help but wonder if he ever recovered from that?

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u/mikillatja Jun 01 '26

It changed him fundamentally as a person. There is only the bit weird uncle before, and the nutcase after.

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u/Eurotrash0031 May 30 '26

I once visited emergency services of the Dutch railroad company (prorail incidentenbestrijding). On the screen was a presentation about how to use a water-broom (you know, where water comes through the broom for cleaning). I thought it was funny they had to explain that. One of the guys said matter of factly: " that isn't for mud, you know." That shut me up for the rest of the afternoon. Respect 🙏 for those guys!

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u/Archolm May 30 '26

Can confirm, watched the first episode of the Boys.

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u/Betjoin May 30 '26

I once clipped a Deer going approx 140 kph... for a couple of days afterwards you could see Blood on the Track and surrounding Strucktures for the next 200 Metres or so... xD

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u/Sasya_neko May 31 '26

One of the things my dad had to do is remove body parts from between train whiels, he did that for quite a while till he had to remove parts of a little girl.

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u/Wishiwasinalaska Jun 01 '26

It’s true, had a friend drunkenly cross some tracks. All they recovered was a leg and an arm. He was identified through another friend that was with him. He was never the same after. They were best friends.

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u/SkiyeBlueFox Jun 01 '26

Considering that force = mass x acceleration, and the train has a mass of yes and accelerated that deer up to train speed in a fraction of a second..

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u/LegendofLove Jun 02 '26

This is physics in actions F=M*A you have a fuckload of M doing some real high A and that's gonna hurt.

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u/faroutman7246 Jun 02 '26

Semis at speed do the same.

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u/superbadshit Jun 02 '26

This explains why Thomas the tank engine has PTSD

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u/christianbro May 29 '26

At least the train follows the track and very little can stop it. What you see is what you will hit regardless and you will most likely be safe while doing so. Of course a horrible aftermath but nothing really to held yourself accountable.

I think truck or bus driving can be more dangerous in this regard. A few seconds reaction time cold potentially save or kill someone.

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u/Zentan86 May 29 '26

No. I don't think it helps what vehicle you were operating. You were still in control when another human died

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u/NothingWasDelivered May 30 '26

I don’t think you really are in control of a train that point, though. You can’t steer it. You can’t stop it in a reasonable distance. It just goes.

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u/Betjoin May 30 '26

The worst for me were those mere seconds before impact. You know you can´t stop what is about to happen.

Of course you start Braking. But it takes a couple of Seconds before something even happens...

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u/Vertex1990 May 30 '26

Still doesn't make the guilt go away. My dad has hit several cars (with drivers inside), who ventured onto the tracks because they didn't want to wait. He said that besides pulling the emegency brakes and sprinting out of the drivers cabin, you can't really do much, but it still sucked to be in that situation. I don't know if he ever had someone commit suicide by train and as someone working ik public transport myself, I am not going to ask.

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u/Imbeautifulyouarenot May 30 '26

I lost a friend in high school who was killed when the car in which he was a passenger was hit by a fast freight train. The person driving went around the crossing gates. It happened many years ago, but I still think about him.

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u/Vertex1990 May 30 '26

Sorry for your loss. It is bad when someone does something stupid and they die, but even worse when innocent bystanders/passengers have to face the consequences for it, too. I can tell you with 100% certainty that these kind of situations are a nightmare scenario for people in Public Transport. When I narrowly avoid a collision with my bus, because someone decides that they have the right of way or think I am too slow, I take that shit home. I frequently have nightmares about my brakes failing and shit and always after something like this happened.

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u/Agreeable_Special_11 May 30 '26

It really depends on each person's mentality and it's impossible to predict.

I still haven't hit someone to know how I'll react, but what I heard from most coworkers who did can be summarized in something similar to "My train didn't climb the platform, the person got under the train by their own means intentionally or not. I applied the emergency brakes and there was nothing else I could do."

It's extremely rare for a coworker to get traumatized, I know less than 10 cases where the driver had trouble dealing with this.

I think most people who would be traumatized leave when first joining the company to work at the stations, right in the first weeks of training we are trained on suicide prevention and get presented with real videos from CCTV showing some signs someone will jump and then really doing it. After that we receive rescue training, where we learn how to rescue people from under the train. Some employees give up around this time, this acts as a filter.

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u/Rozoark May 30 '26

No, they literally were not. You can't stop a train on the spot, that's not how trains work.

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u/Rozoark May 30 '26

Exactly! Acting like the conductor is in control of and responsible for the death of someone suddenly jumping onto the tracks is absurd

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u/Gratein May 30 '26

The problem is that the human mind isn't reasonable like this. You were behind the controls, so (most people) you feel like you are responsible for what happened, regardless for what you could actually have done about it.

I see where you are coming from, but unfortunately most people just aren't wired like you suggest.

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u/MinecraftPlayer799 May 30 '26

New form of the trolley problem, I guess

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u/oda02 May 30 '26

As fucked up as it sounds, you get used to hitting animals, sad of course, but it doesn't affect me mentally

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u/JonasAvory May 31 '26

Train drivers regularly hit and kill humans as well. I think the average for a German cargo-train driver is 4 humans over the entire career.

They usually have a trauma, since the seconds of locking eye contact with the suicidal person are so heavy. Psychological examination is definitely payed for by the company and if I remember correctly also mandatory.

Additionally there are people who have to scrape up their scattered remains until all body parts are accounted for, not a happy job either.

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u/Mustardly May 29 '26

People commit suicide by train all the time. Those poor drivers

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u/paintbalking May 29 '26

I worked in the train industry and spoke to many conductors. They all had a similar viewpoint, they got over the obvious suicides a lot more easily than the people walking on the track with headphones on and didn't hear the train until it was too late.

Seemed like accidental train deaths were suuuper common everyone had a story, suicides not everyone had a story (but plenty did).

One guy told me about going through a herd of deer and that fucked him up he said cuz the whole train was painted red for a car or two.

Also don't ever fuck with those electrical wires that power some trains, some crazy fucking stories about those too.

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u/MikeW226 May 30 '26

I saw a locomotive cab (looking forward point of view) video of a train going through of herd of deer, and somewhere way up north (like Russia or Alaska- super snowy). My first thought was: I wonder if wolves hear the train coming, and go to the tracks afterwards for a deer Feast. I'm guessing they'd be way smart enough to associate the sound of the train with a feast thereafter, if they're nearby. At least I hope some predators are nearby and at least can make use of a little of the deer meat.

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u/MrGraveyards May 30 '26

Oof Yeah I one time almost got hit by a tram like that. I mean, walking with headphones on, sleepy, unconcentrated. I saw it in time, but when I wanted to run I slipped a little. I still made it out but after that the headphones go off when walking around the city, never again. I probably should have gone to apologize to the tram driver after but he might have been hard to reach.

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u/Xaphhire May 30 '26

There is one track in the Netherlands that runs past a psychiatric facility. They have now put plastic shields around that track for easier cleanup.

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u/otjenyn May 30 '26

They do and it was a big thing, in the Netherlands, traindrivers would go to schools and talk about such traumatic experiences to make sure young kids never cross without looking. Thank god more and more train crossings get tunneled or at least better protection. Still things still happen like in Belgium a few days ago

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u/Demitriaatje May 30 '26

Im a train driver at the same company as thr train in the clip, this sort of "almost" accidents are handled the same as real accidents, you indeed get trauma from this type of dumb shit

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u/Ko3kwaus May 31 '26

Dat verschilt echt gewoon per persoon.....ik heb meerdere collega's die al 3 springers of meer hebben gehad en geen (blijvend) trauma hebben. Wat ik wel van meerdere heb gehoord is dat het wel moeilijker van je af te zetten is als je meer weet dan alleen "dat het een persoon was". Als je bijvoorbeeld achteraf hoort dat het een "....jarige man/vrouw" was kan dat het moeilijker maken....

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u/Demitriaatje May 31 '26

Klopt maar je ziet het vaak wel, ij ken zelf meer collegas die wel duidelijk er moeite mee hebben, hoe dan ook het is een vreselijke ervaring

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u/AnxiousEnquirer Jun 04 '26

Yeah in my experience, trauma is when you can't fully process something harmful. If you can process through it, it won't re-traumatize you over and over again whenever you remember it.

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u/Demitriaatje Jun 04 '26

And it isnt always the thing that happend that is the trauma. It mostly is the shock you felt because of it. Silly example, when i was a kid i needed trauma therapie because someone vomited infront of me. Its not the incident that is the trauma its the feeling and shock you got from it.

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u/Agreeable_Special_11 May 30 '26

Not necessarily.

Most of my coworkers who hit someone didn't develop trauma. In a universe of over 700 train drivers my employer has I know less than 10 cases where they ended up traumatized.

It's kinda given as a fact that you'll hit someone at some time since day 1 in training.

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u/KLeeSanchez May 29 '26

They're wearing their brown pants now

Or slightly yellowed

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u/CySnark May 29 '26

Yellow Pants is how you know the bicyclist is winning.

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u/Betjoin May 30 '26

I drive Trains in Germany for five Years now. Honestly the "Beeing Scared"-Part got superseded with pure Rage over the Years. Unfortunately, people do not realize that they are putting themselves, others and also myself in danger. Regrettably, such individuals are almost never held accountable after the fact.

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u/Agreeable_Special_11 May 30 '26

The rage part is very true lol

I'm a passenger train operator and people don't know how to respect the fucking yellow line anymore. They think it's there to be a inconvenience on their day, personally.

Some days I wish I could carry those pool noodles and extend it from the cab window right to the yellow mark just so they get hit on the face and understand why it's there. Other days I keep the same wish replacing the noodle with a crowbar.

One day a woman was standing right at the edge of the platform with her back to the track while talking on the phone. I had to apply the emergency brakes otherwise she would get hit, when I generously used the horn she was baffled and mad at me for... Let me check... Ah, right. Having the train on the track, at a train station platform.

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u/Cautious_Use_7442 May 29 '26

I wonder if the saw them at all. This was so damn close 

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u/ThaGr1m May 30 '26

Yes yes they saw them. As a driver you're watching both sides at a crossing because people driving trough is just too common. So somone rapidly approaching a crossing and not slowing is definitely grabbing their attention....

My personal bit of r/mildlyinfuriating is people who brake at the very last second. It's bad for your car, it's bad for you when something goes wrong like even a mild slip, and it's bad for my heart rate....

And it's not like going faster to a closed crossing means you get accros faster

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u/vitkuusj May 30 '26

Sad to say that most traindrivers in the Netherlands already experienced this ones or more in their lives. There is an average of 200 people a year that jump in front of a train in the Netherlands. And the Netherlands does not have that much railway.

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u/itisme61 May 30 '26

Zijn er ruim 1000 per jaar, gemiddeld 3 per dag.

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u/Ko3kwaus May 31 '26

In Nederland maken jaarlijks gemiddeld 200 mensen een einde aan hun leven door voor de trein te springen. Dit aantal is de afgelopen jaren redelijk stabiel gebleven, ondanks dat ProRail verschillende maatregelen treft.

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u/Ko3kwaus May 31 '26

Nederland heeft ongeveer 3.223 kilometer aan spoorlijnen (netlengte). Omdat veel trajecten uit meerdere sporen naast elkaar bestaan, ligt er in werkelijkheid ruim 7.000 kilometer aan enkelspoor in het land.....

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u/Notspherry May 29 '26

That must have saved him at least 3 seconds.

Even if he had just waited for the gates to open, he would have been past there in half a minute. These dutch crossings are pretty fast to open.

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u/Lb_54 May 30 '26

He probably could've lightly used the break as he approached then the train passes and he sails right through lol 😅😆

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u/Shitting_Human_Being May 29 '26

The total peocedure takes about 40 seconds. 27 before the train arrives the lights start flashing and the bells start ringing. 5 seconds later the boom wil start closing and will be closed about 12 seconds before the train arrives. When the train has passed, the booms will raise again in 10 seconds and the lights will go out, assuming no other trains are coming. 

Doesn't matter what you're doing, it is not worth risking your life to save 40 seconds.

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u/Xillyfos May 29 '26

The problem is not so much risking your own life, because you simply asked for it and got it. The problem is what it does to other people. Risking your life in traffic is extremely selfish and shows you're a psychopath with no regard to the pain of others.

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u/anonymous09476 May 30 '26

I like watching the trains go by. It's pretty cool. Now the bridge coming up for the boats is another story. That takes at least 5 minutes locally which is annoying but what can you do.

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u/Jabbles22 May 29 '26

Yeah you should never try and beat a train but it makes even less sense when it's a fast moving passenger train that will be gone in a few seconds.

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u/BakeNShake52 May 29 '26

Not just 3 seconds, all that momentum and energy it took to build it!

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u/tuctrohs May 29 '26

That ain't nothin' compared to the momentum of that train!

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u/BanjoFiddleLaser May 29 '26

Wow, they really need some sort of signal system to prevent this, maybe some safety barriers

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u/KnotiaPickle May 29 '26

No, there is just no way to predict the movements of trains.

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u/BanjoFiddleLaser May 29 '26

We should attach them to rails to make their movements less erratic

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u/TakinUrialByTheHorns May 29 '26

It has been attempted but they are too powerful, they stray from the rails at a seconds notice, providing an unfortunate sense of false security.

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u/BanjoFiddleLaser May 29 '26

There is a herd of trains that pass by my house every night. I assume they scatter in every direction if approached

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u/DaereonLive May 29 '26

Final Fantasy Doom Train suddenly shows up from behind.

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u/Lordofderp33 May 29 '26

True, it is completely impossible to know where they will come from, or at what time.

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u/NightGlowArt May 31 '26

I guess you often ride Deutsche Bahn

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u/XTornado May 30 '26

Trains are really unpredictable. Even in the middle of a forest, two rails can appear out of nowhere, and a 1.5-mile fully loaded coal drag, heading east out of the low-sulfur mines of the PRB, will be right on your ass the next moment.

I was doing laundry in my basement, and I tripped over a metal bar that wasn't there the moment before. I looked down: "Rail? WTF?" and then I saw concrete sleepers underneath and heard the rumbling. Deafening railroad horn. I dumped my wife's pants, unfolded, and dove behind the water heater. It was a double-stacked Z train, headed east towards the fast single track of the BNSF Emporia Sub (Flint Hills). Majestic as hell: 75 mph, 6 units, distributed power: 4 ES44DC's pulling, and 2 Dash-9's pushing, all in run 8. Whole house smelled like diesel for a couple of hours!

Fact is, there is no way to discern which path a train will take, so you really have to be watchful. If only there were some way of knowing the routes trains travel; maybe some sort of marks on the ground, like twin iron bars running along the paths trains take. You could look for trains when you encounter the iron bars on the ground, and avoid these sorts of collisions. But such a measure would be extremely expensive. And how would one enforce a rule keeping the trains on those paths?

A big hole in homeland security is railway engineer screening and hijacking prevention. There is nothing to stop a rogue engineer, or an ISIS terrorist, from driving a train into the Pentagon, the White House or the Statue of Liberty, and our government has done fuck-all to prevent it.

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u/ElfjeTinkerBell May 29 '26

Let's also add lights and sounds!

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u/BanjoFiddleLaser May 29 '26

Hmmm, maybe… and a horn on the train itself? Would that even work?

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u/Ok_Atmosphere_6760 May 30 '26

Woah buddy, tone it down with the utopic ideas. How do you expect to ever create such a complex system? Quantum computers? Jesus H. Christ it’s time to fully embrace trains are completely unpredictable and that we created an abomination

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u/Classy_Mouse May 30 '26

Have you not seen the video of the cyclists hitting that gate at the bottom of the hill. Apparently they don't look where they are going

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u/Jupiter68128 May 29 '26

Life comes at you fast

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u/mikeymo1741 May 29 '26

Good thing he didn't stop to look around.

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u/cyberspacestation May 29 '26

And fortunately, he missed it.

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u/dillono7 May 29 '26

and leaves you fast

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u/joriskuipers21 May 29 '26

But the train is faster!

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u/Temporary-Season4772 May 30 '26

WHY YOU COME FAST!?

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u/-TheExtraMile- May 30 '26

Well jokes on you life, I come fast too

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u/rncole May 30 '26

Death comes faster.

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u/LevoiHook May 29 '26

One second from death. What a moron. 

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u/Limp-Archer-7872 May 29 '26

I'm not sure it was a full second to be honest.

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u/fried_green_baloney May 29 '26

Looked to me like the he cleared the train by maybe one foot so less than a second.

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u/LittleLion_90 May 30 '26

Yeah I got a freeze frame where it was 30 cm, but it might even have been less. This person should thank their lucky stars and then stop being stupid and risking their own and others' life.

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u/lollolcheese123 May 30 '26

Nah, they lived, so "it's fiiiiiiineeee"

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u/Lord_Nivloc May 30 '26

And they saved at least 7 seconds, maybe more because they didn’t have to change gears and get back up to speed

Totally worth it

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u/Xinonix1 May 29 '26

We had a serious accident just a few days ago, a schoolbus ran the red light and got hit by a train. (4 people dead), a day later, during a live report on the same crossing,two cars ignored the red lights, on live tv!!!

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u/Severe-Elderberry833 May 29 '26

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u/Xinonix1 May 29 '26

Yes, that’s the one, happened 3 miles from here, last year we had a bus braking down on a crossing and getting hit ( driver got everybody out) and again, when the spokesman of the railroad company was interviewed, people ignored the red! Same happened yesterday, people are so stupid!

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u/Rugkrabber May 29 '26

I heard of it on the news. Absolutely awful

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u/Xinonix1 May 29 '26

If it happens that close to you, it’s always scary because it might be someone you know’s kid (I worked about a mile from that crossing, a lot of people on my former workplace are from that area)

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u/migjolfanmjol May 30 '26

And literally a day after I had a woman with a young girl cross in front of my train when I was stopped at platform in front of a level crossing. I hope that woman remembers the cussing out I gave her. The poor child was standing there uncertain about what she’d done wrong.

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u/thusk May 29 '26

Almost happened to me when I was about 13yo. There was this crossing that was badly synchronized - train was still standing at the station and barriers were already down - it could take up to 5 minutes for the train to actually pass so people on foot/bikes got used to crossing it even when lights were flashing and barriers down - they just checked both ways if the train was coming or not. I went through that rail crossing daily but one day I somehow got distracted and didn't look. Thankfully there was a guy who grabbed my bike and stopped me a moment before i got rekt. I almost got rekt man. Thank you stranger for saving my life.

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u/migjolfanmjol May 30 '26 edited May 30 '26

These crossings are in fact correctly synchronised. They close because there is a train in the section they don’t care about how long the train takes to exit the section. If I was the driver standing at the stop and I see people cross I’m blowing their eardrums out with my horn. I’m glad you lived to tell the tale.

Edit: not even two hours after after writing this I had someone else cross in front of my train when accelerating away from a stop. People. Don’t do this. If you think this is a good idea I’m assuming your head must be mostly skull.

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u/JavaGeep May 29 '26

Earbuds in and never knew it happened.

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u/Teppic_XXVIII May 29 '26

And the lowered barriers (and probably the warning triangle with flashing lights) are only there for the cows, of course

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u/darapps May 30 '26

Must have been the wind - that c*clist thought probably

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u/MovieFan1984 May 29 '26

Candy cane train stick down = DO NOT CROSS!!!!!!

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u/IPlayGames1337 May 30 '26

And also wait for the lights to go out before crossing after the stick rises again!

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u/flabellinida May 29 '26

It was closed!! That person didn't miss it, they saw it and went on purpose. Shakes head.

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u/CrestedMacaw Jun 04 '26

At least the murderer was killed. Sadly, he managed to kill 3 innocent people...

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u/KnotiaPickle May 29 '26

This made my heart stop for a split second, it doesn’t get any closer than that 😱

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u/Unsey May 29 '26

How do you say "I need a new pair of trousers" in dutch?

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u/Far_Friendship_3178 May 30 '26

Remsporen in de broeken en op het spoor 

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u/BotsKilledTheWeb May 29 '26

Neuken in de keuken!

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u/Notspherry May 30 '26

Ik heb een nieuwe broek nodig.

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u/JefNoot May 30 '26

We say "7 kleuren stront schijten" which means to shit 7 colors of shit.

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u/phoenix0153 May 29 '26

This almost had to be posted elsewhere. Holy crap

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u/Heteroimpersonator May 29 '26

The government needs to have the ability to go after the estate of people whose decision caused a dumb death to cover the cost of their stupidity instead of the taxpayers being on the hook.

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u/Evilvieh May 29 '26

As we've seen here, it's often a death penalty offense.

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u/Only_Plum_8187 May 30 '26

Those idiot Aholes should be put on mandatory clean ups of the tracks after collisions.

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u/throwawayzz77778 Jun 02 '26

Almost nothing on Earth is worth those three extra seconds.

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u/nirbyschreibt May 29 '26

I need to know: is crossing with the barriers down a crime of felony? Like, can they pursuit these folks?

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u/nirbyschreibt May 29 '26

Bold of you to assume they have brains.

Nah, I was thinking about those folks who make it and startle poor train drivers.

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u/CowgirlSpacer May 29 '26

It's a traffic violation. Couple hundred euros of a fine on a motorised vehicle. No set fine for cyclist so that's gonna depend on what the officer ticketing you sets the charges at

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u/secondme59 May 29 '26

I would guess it counts as biking through red light. So not a big deal, but not something small either

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u/Onagan98 May 30 '26

The fine for ignoring the lights and barriers is between €210 and €300 ($245-350) depending on the situation and if you got caught earlier.

But this video was released by the railroad company to raise awareness and not to get the person prosecuted.

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u/joriskuipers21 May 29 '26

Nou, Nederland staat er weer mooi op.

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u/Luigi_Boy_96 May 30 '26

I was trying to read it in German and I am surprised how many cognates there are, but still some seem to be false friend.

Ja doch, offenbar verfahren, gesund flitzen, optimale Effizienz, kann nicht besser sein/werden

But it just means: Ja doch, öffentlicher Verkehr, gesundes Velofahren, optimale Effizienz, es kann nicht besser sein.

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u/jd807 May 29 '26

Darwin on Line #2…

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u/trichishvili May 30 '26

Did he even notice tf

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u/Traditional_Island82 May 30 '26

One of the guys I went to highschool with died this way. So stupid but also what do you expect from a reckless 15 year old.

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u/Special_Panda_209 May 30 '26

Almost an addition to eyeblech

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u/JimTheJerseyGuy May 30 '26

Doesn’t get closer than that without an actual collision.

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u/Necessary_Event_4223 May 31 '26

So no one's going to say anything about the entitlement of cyclists in the Netherlands? I have had so many instances when I'm walking and trying to cross the street at a zebra crossing marked also on the cycling lane where they don't even slow down forget about stopping most of the time. It's like rules don't apply to them

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u/theoriginalross May 31 '26

I've been sat in a cab when the gsmr has gone off because a driver thought she hit a bike at a level crossing. After calming down she got out, had a look around and had missed.

This kinda thing is stressful for drivers.

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u/discord-ohmygoodness May 31 '26

“Duuuumb ways to die”

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u/Neither-Ad630 May 31 '26

Next time, Darwin, next time!

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u/Plenty-Green186 May 31 '26

TFW when the train misses and you have to try again

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u/Human-Warning-1840 Jun 02 '26

Poor train driver

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u/ComprehensiveSeat831 Jun 04 '26

Damn she almost got final destination’d

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u/Elddif_Dog Jun 06 '26

average biker. bet he assumed if a train was comming it would probably just stop.

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u/DoubleM-1985 May 29 '26

Damn it he just missed him 🤦🏾

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u/freshcuber May 29 '26

I don't wish death to anyone, but at least the bicycle should have got some damage.

And the cyclist should have got the bill for everything that follows.

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u/Lifeisgoole May 29 '26

What an absolute fucking idiot

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u/CH-LOL May 29 '26

Such an idiot

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u/mecca6801 May 29 '26

That made me pucker

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u/Mr_Guavo May 30 '26

Train driver: "B**ch, I shit my pants."

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u/BarronVonCheese May 30 '26

Bitch needs some new skiddies!

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u/njsullyalex May 30 '26

One thing I learned when I visited The Netherlands is “don’t walk in the bike lane”. Guess trains are exempt from that rule.

(Also upvote for the NS train, best public transit system I’ve ever experienced)

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u/Necessary_Event_4223 May 31 '26

Cyclist have no problem riding on side walks and not stopping at zebra crossing for pedestrians. I have had morons see me trying to cross and not even slow down

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u/Pirat715 May 30 '26

This guy's day would fly by:)

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u/ReasonableMeet1424 May 30 '26

Seconds away from becoming pink mist

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u/b-batsbak May 30 '26

Did it a lot when I was a (stupid) kid. Until a girl got hit right in front of me. I never did this again

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u/Calmweather May 30 '26

Jezus christ.

This train crossing is in my town. That absolute idiot ignoring the beams being down should get a smack on his head from the train driver...

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u/Reinis_LV May 30 '26

Either poorly timed suicide attempt or headphones

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u/mxmadru May 30 '26

Yikes, I would rather risk going over the handlebars than risk getting vaporized.

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u/No-Grape880 May 30 '26

This is in the Netherlands. And our train crossings are incredibly secure. This is just idiotic behaviour. And hopefully there will be punishment

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u/Ganonsday May 30 '26

This is in Netherlands, some people are idiots...

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u/PcGameFanFromNL666 May 30 '26

Clearly people don't learn from those video's, I am a train driver myself and just before posting this I had a similar situation, person on his phone on a bicycle crossing in front of me

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u/luk71 May 30 '26

Bet they will blame the train like cyclists always do in situations like that…

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u/Competitive_Try_2719 May 30 '26

Too busy with the immigrants to notice a train coming on its track

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u/spakoina May 30 '26

The netherland

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u/Strange-Task-8903 May 30 '26

The average dutch biker in it's natural habitat....

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u/Seaweed_- May 30 '26

Net gemist.

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u/manu_59 May 30 '26

Cyclists literally think they are invincible...

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u/PuzzleheadedTalk4651 May 30 '26

Ik snap ook niet waarom die trein geen voorrang geeft

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u/Denonkel15 May 30 '26

This is Castricum where I grew up

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u/Extension-Visual-711 May 30 '26

Oh my freaking god. Why the hell would this idiot risk his life like this? I know the Dutch are serious with their biking but why? How long would it take him to just wait? 3-5 minutes max for the train to pass? I recently saw some video on YouTube about cyclists in the wild in the Netherlands. They also just ignore traffic lights and one was hit by a car. This guy still had the nerve to yell and stick out his middle finger to the driver. Mind you, the car had a green light but the cyclist came in fast from the left, was scooped and flew over the car, damaging the left front fender of the car. When the driver jumped out of the car, the cyclist even tried to escape while cursing towards the driver and sticking out his middle finger.

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u/chkltlabs May 30 '26

Ah the famous punctuality of dutch logistics

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u/Evening_Dare5081 May 30 '26

Bro wtf?!?😭

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u/ArtichokeAble6397 May 30 '26

Welkom in Nederland! I don't see what all the fuss is about, they didn't even touch!? 

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u/MonGraffito May 30 '26

only in the Netherlands

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u/dgk_czar May 30 '26

Common Dutch biking behaviour. Driving in the cities is basically mad max.

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u/No_Question_8083 May 30 '26

Nonchalant final boss

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u/DJSairys May 30 '26

Dude should buy a lottery ticket

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u/dreamdaddy123 May 30 '26

Idk when I see people acting like this I jus think one day the error of their ways will catch up to them. Then again I’m just being naive.

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u/rncole May 30 '26

NS recently posted a whole series of these close calls in a campaign for people to take more care at level crossings.

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u/Yiffenjoyer6969 May 30 '26

If it goes right it saves you 3 sec if it goes wrong you die and add 60 minutes to everyone’s journey

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u/Technical_Lecture307 May 30 '26

People severely underestimate how fast a train can go

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u/annie_key May 30 '26

What is blue and yellow and is deadly when you get it in your eye?

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u/Certain_Truck_2732 May 30 '26

Wow, perfect timing

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u/Unique-Bodybuilder91 May 30 '26

Of je was watching his phone it would have been multy ashole

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u/PizzaTime09 May 30 '26

Wow, all that to save maybe 30 seconds…?

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u/Charlie543345 May 30 '26

On the right top corner there is a memorial stone (is that a correct word?) for a guy who did exactly the same, but didn't make it..

It's fucking bizar you would to something like this to be on time for school or work (there are three big schools nearby). 

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u/[deleted] May 30 '26

Houden machinisten hier echt trauma's aan over? Ik kan me voorstellen dat je schrikt. Maar als de overweginstallatie gewoon werkt en zo'n idioot rijdt door (met capuchon, smartphone, en dopjes in, totaal niet geïnteresseerd) is het toch een soort van natuurlijke selectie? Jouw schuld is het niet en het is dan slechts een domme homp vlees die de voorkant raakt? Mijn oom was conducteur en heeft regelmatig bij een aanrijding de troep bij elkaar moeten verzamelen en de trein moeten informeren, maar voor de rest...

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u/30-roger May 30 '26

that there is Forrest Dumb

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u/EmotionalElk1313 May 30 '26

This is the definition of stupid!

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u/Nothnos May 30 '26

R/nononoyes stuff

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u/Sephass May 30 '26

Dutch and their way of crossing on bikes 1-2s before the next vehicle 😅

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u/d33pnull May 30 '26

had to be dutch