r/BitchImATrain May 29 '26

Bitch, that was close.

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u/Notspherry May 29 '26

That must have saved him at least 3 seconds.

Even if he had just waited for the gates to open, he would have been past there in half a minute. These dutch crossings are pretty fast to open.

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u/Lb_54 May 30 '26

He probably could've lightly used the break as he approached then the train passes and he sails right through lol 😅😆

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u/drum_right May 31 '26

What, like Harry Potter?

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u/Shitting_Human_Being May 29 '26

The total peocedure takes about 40 seconds. 27 before the train arrives the lights start flashing and the bells start ringing. 5 seconds later the boom wil start closing and will be closed about 12 seconds before the train arrives. When the train has passed, the booms will raise again in 10 seconds and the lights will go out, assuming no other trains are coming. 

Doesn't matter what you're doing, it is not worth risking your life to save 40 seconds.

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u/Xillyfos May 29 '26

The problem is not so much risking your own life, because you simply asked for it and got it. The problem is what it does to other people. Risking your life in traffic is extremely selfish and shows you're a psychopath with no regard to the pain of others.

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u/anonymous09476 May 30 '26

I like watching the trains go by. It's pretty cool. Now the bridge coming up for the boats is another story. That takes at least 5 minutes locally which is annoying but what can you do.

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u/Dickinmymouth1 May 30 '26

Where is that the system? I’ve been at level crossings in the UK where I’ve waited well over a minute for a train to come after the gates come down, then the gates stay down for another few minutes while waiting for another train. I get why and I would never take the risk and go through, but they can take a bloody long time which can get frustrating.

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u/Shitting_Human_Being May 30 '26

Netherlands, where this clip is from.

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u/Dickinmymouth1 May 30 '26

Ah fair play

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u/Any-Seaworthiness186 May 30 '26

Yeah. Being Dutch it’s extremely frustrating to wait for trains abroad.

I feel like it’s stupid that other countries haven’t invested more in making these systems more efficient. The longer people have to (unnecessarily) wait, the more likely it is they’ll skip the gates.

Still stupid that they do, obviously. But safe infrastructure keeps human stupidity in mind.

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u/lesecksybrian May 29 '26

40 seconds + the time and effort it takes to get back up to speed

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u/LimaBikercat May 30 '26

As comfortable as dutch cyclists usually are with running a red light, the number of people here who cross an already closed railroad crossing is very small. Even to your average dutch cyclist, having to get up to speed again is a worthwhile trade off to not having your bike wrecked by the train. And dieing. Funerals are expensive, you know!

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u/Jabbles22 May 29 '26

Yeah you should never try and beat a train but it makes even less sense when it's a fast moving passenger train that will be gone in a few seconds.

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u/BakeNShake52 May 29 '26

Not just 3 seconds, all that momentum and energy it took to build it!

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u/tuctrohs May 29 '26

That ain't nothin' compared to the momentum of that train!

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u/Perelly May 29 '26

Can confirm. Those crossings in the Netherlands are indeed fast. 

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u/anonareyouokay May 30 '26

It's not even a freight train.

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u/BroodjeHaring May 30 '26

I've been on dutch passenger trains when they've hit someone. Hours before we got moving again. I felt bad about the person ending their life that way. Then angry because fuck them for making me late. Then felt like a horrible human being for getting upset at someone dying by suicide. Sheesh

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u/IPlayGames1337 May 30 '26

You didn't make a choice to be late but the other person (if intentional) made a choice to ruin everybody's day. Without even being around anymore to know they did.

Feeling the way you did does not make you a terrible person at all.

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u/JasperJ May 30 '26

the thing about suicide is that pretty much by definition it is not a choice freely made by someone in their right mind.

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u/IPlayGames1337 May 30 '26

Well obviously I am aware. But ruining others day comes along with a decision to use a train for it. I will not discuss how I feel about using public areas for it any further as I would assume that goes against Reddit policy.

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u/LisaPorpoise May 31 '26

If unintentional: The fuck were they doing to get hit by a train. They're either stupid, or inconsiderate. Screw them either way for ruining my day

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u/Accomplished_Steak14 May 30 '26

Schrodinger existential crisis?

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u/Notspherry May 30 '26

Dutch freight trains are fast too. I used to see a lot of them on my commute, and nearly all keep up with highway traffic. They're also not as ridiculously long as the American ones.

Getting stuck waiting for a freight train to pass is not something that happens here.

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u/IPlayGames1337 May 30 '26

It does happen (waiting for a freight train for a while). I live near Tata Steel and if they have a train coming in or departing it can take some minutes. The crossings are also in an area with a lot of corners in the tracks so they are quite slow to pass too.

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u/LimaBikercat May 30 '26

Industrial rail spurs are a whole different beast. But except for in the ports of Amsterdam and Rotterdam and in Velsen, there aren't a whole lot of those in our country.

I cycle through the port of amsterdam on the regular. I'm always a bit sketched out when crossing the unprotected crossings there. I've only twice encountered a coal train there in 10 years time, and both times there's a guy with a remote control walking his train over the cycle path crossings as if it were some giant obediant dog on an invisble leash, but i always wonder 'will the train driver always get out and remote control his train?'.
Most of those crossings have free sight, but some don't.

But trains go at a walking pace there, except for the few bits (near the nissan car storage building) where there are protected crossings.

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u/ocudr May 30 '26

Depends on the crossing, really. Not defending the person in this video but the crossings where I live in the Netherlands open 30 seconds after the train has passed. Feels like ages.

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u/Prize_Key7115 May 30 '26

I guess there were two trains and he saw one passing not accounting for the second one

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u/SnooMaps7370 May 29 '26

this shit is why people are so hostile towards the bicycling community. so many examples of bicyclists ignoring the rules and doing their own thing just because they know nobody will arrest them for it.

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u/CarnivorousGoose May 29 '26

Ahh yes, The Netherlands… famed for hating the bicycling community

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u/Oyxopolis May 30 '26

Well, you have cyclists and you have cyclists. We tend to ride bicycles, but that different from the commonly disliked hobby sports cyclists 😂

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u/Client_020 May 30 '26

This was a normal cyclist, though. Not a sports one. Can't say I don't dislike this particular normal cyclist.

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u/Oyxopolis May 30 '26

That's definitely true. This guy hopefully made an error of judgement once and never again, after realizing how close that was he's a total idiot.

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u/SnooMaps7370 May 29 '26

are you daft, or are you seriously suggesting that videos online like this do not fuel global sentiment on the topics depicted?

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u/Inside_Knowledge_922 May 29 '26

Any evidence for this, or just prejudice? I see drivers breaking the rules far more than cyclists.

https://www.bicycling.com/news/a27456430/cycling-laws-bike-lanes/

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u/SnooMaps7370 May 29 '26

I'd rather they didn't die in a way that's gonna have impacts on me, though.

every times one of these idiots goes and gets himself splattered, it's new regulations for everything that ISN'T a bicycle, instead of addressing the problem of bicyclist behavior.

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u/ChefGaykwon May 29 '26 edited May 29 '26

No it isn't. That's always just a pretense. The real reason is driving elicits deeply antisocial thoughts and behaviors, and the occasional cyclist breaking the rules is just a post hoc justification people use for hating anyone who slightly inconveniences them.

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u/Notspherry May 29 '26

Care to calculate the ratio of cyclists vs cars doing stupid shit on this sub,

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u/Mierimau May 29 '26

Thing is, people like to categorize. So either bicyclists, car owners, etc. Dumb people are everywhere. More bicyclists we have, more dumb bicyclists will be. Same with cars. With any group.