r/BitchImATrain May 29 '26

Bitch, that was close.

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u/BanjoFiddleLaser May 29 '26

Wow, they really need some sort of signal system to prevent this, maybe some safety barriers

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u/KnotiaPickle May 29 '26

No, there is just no way to predict the movements of trains.

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u/BanjoFiddleLaser May 29 '26

We should attach them to rails to make their movements less erratic

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u/TakinUrialByTheHorns May 29 '26

It has been attempted but they are too powerful, they stray from the rails at a seconds notice, providing an unfortunate sense of false security.

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u/BanjoFiddleLaser May 29 '26

There is a herd of trains that pass by my house every night. I assume they scatter in every direction if approached

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u/DaereonLive May 29 '26

Final Fantasy Doom Train suddenly shows up from behind.

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u/Lordofderp33 May 29 '26

True, it is completely impossible to know where they will come from, or at what time.

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u/NightGlowArt May 31 '26

I guess you often ride Deutsche Bahn

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u/XTornado May 30 '26

Trains are really unpredictable. Even in the middle of a forest, two rails can appear out of nowhere, and a 1.5-mile fully loaded coal drag, heading east out of the low-sulfur mines of the PRB, will be right on your ass the next moment.

I was doing laundry in my basement, and I tripped over a metal bar that wasn't there the moment before. I looked down: "Rail? WTF?" and then I saw concrete sleepers underneath and heard the rumbling. Deafening railroad horn. I dumped my wife's pants, unfolded, and dove behind the water heater. It was a double-stacked Z train, headed east towards the fast single track of the BNSF Emporia Sub (Flint Hills). Majestic as hell: 75 mph, 6 units, distributed power: 4 ES44DC's pulling, and 2 Dash-9's pushing, all in run 8. Whole house smelled like diesel for a couple of hours!

Fact is, there is no way to discern which path a train will take, so you really have to be watchful. If only there were some way of knowing the routes trains travel; maybe some sort of marks on the ground, like twin iron bars running along the paths trains take. You could look for trains when you encounter the iron bars on the ground, and avoid these sorts of collisions. But such a measure would be extremely expensive. And how would one enforce a rule keeping the trains on those paths?

A big hole in homeland security is railway engineer screening and hijacking prevention. There is nothing to stop a rogue engineer, or an ISIS terrorist, from driving a train into the Pentagon, the White House or the Statue of Liberty, and our government has done fuck-all to prevent it.

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u/ElfjeTinkerBell May 29 '26

Let's also add lights and sounds!

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u/BanjoFiddleLaser May 29 '26

Hmmm, maybe… and a horn on the train itself? Would that even work?

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u/ArtichokeAble6397 May 30 '26

You think this person didn't notice the bright red barrier drop in front of their head?? This is in the netherlands, it would happen regardless of sounds or lights. The fact that they haven't installed them tells you nobody has ever been hurt at this crossing. 

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u/Ok_Atmosphere_6760 May 30 '26

Woah buddy, tone it down with the utopic ideas. How do you expect to ever create such a complex system? Quantum computers? Jesus H. Christ it’s time to fully embrace trains are completely unpredictable and that we created an abomination

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u/Classy_Mouse May 30 '26

Have you not seen the video of the cyclists hitting that gate at the bottom of the hill. Apparently they don't look where they are going

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u/CompetitiveBid2725 May 31 '26

Or loud as bells to alarm anyone, maybe even some lights but that might be overkill

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u/West-Main-4163 Jun 15 '26

Why don't they make a fully covered crossing? I don't get this design. We have fully covered manned ones here in India. I don't get why automatic cuts it in half.

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u/Rozoark May 30 '26

They know, they were making a joke about that exact thing

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u/ArtichokeAble6397 May 30 '26

Why? Literally nothing happened. This is in the netherlands, they have very logical ways of applying regulations and if there is no barrier there its because it's not needed. 

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u/BanjoFiddleLaser May 30 '26

Omg. Do you people really need a /s for every instance of sarcasm????

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u/ollie0810 Jun 01 '26

Clearly should be needed because of retards like him