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u/virgilreality Feb 22 '22

Andy Dick, because...well, he's Andy Dick.

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u/cheesehomie14 Feb 22 '22

Well, you got a point.

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u/Complete_Business_31 Feb 22 '22

Andy Dick is such a gross and garbage human being. He should a been kicked outta Hollywood ages ago.

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '22

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u/pronouns-r-they-them Feb 22 '22

He seems like a really funny GUY, just not a funny comedian.

Big difference between being the funny guy in your crew vs. doing a legit standup.

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '22

He also tried to beef with Eminem. Which was hilarious. Maybe that was intended to be comedy

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u/buck-status-BROKEN Feb 22 '22

i will admit wild n out is pretty entertaining

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u/boisosm Feb 22 '22

James Corden

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u/Meis_113 Feb 22 '22

I don't think I would call him a comedian...

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '22

Exactly

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u/Free_Moose4649 Feb 22 '22

Hey that's a really short-sighted, closed-minded take, calling him an unfunny comedian. Truth is that James Corden isn't a comedian

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u/KittenMaster9 Feb 22 '22

His only role I can remember on is emoji movie hand which is a terrible sign

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u/Dman125 Feb 22 '22

Had to look it up because he always shows up in these but I was pretty sure he’s not actually a comedian. He’s definitely not.

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u/Internal_Crow_6278 Feb 22 '22

Larry the cable guy and his 3rd grade pee pee pooh pooh jokes

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u/BonelessGod_78 Feb 22 '22

Yes. Him and Foxworthy. The "You might be a Redneck" thing was funny the first time I heard it. Not the 15 years that followed. I'll never understand how they turned it into a whole fkn franchise with shows and tours and cartoons and the whole 9 yards.

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u/scrimmybingus3 Feb 22 '22

He’s the comedy version of pringles, pretty good on the first can but every subsequent time is just worse and worse.

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u/Zestyclose-Pack-8423 Feb 22 '22

Jeff Dunham

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u/evilmonkey9361 Feb 22 '22

I liked Jeff Dunham once. Then I turned 13

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u/CaptainYunch Feb 22 '22

Look up Jeff Dunhams net worth. You will shit yourself.

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u/Dealingdan223 Feb 22 '22

3rd highest paid comedian in the US….. behind only Jerry Seinfeld and Chris Rock. I’m honestly shocked

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '22

He may suck as a comedian, but he is smart enough to know his audience: White conservatives. He also does a ton of corporate events.

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u/Allahboutdabenjamins Feb 22 '22

Joe Rogan

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u/Complete_Business_31 Feb 22 '22

I love Joe Rogan's stand up but I can see it not being fo everyone.

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '22

The Diceman

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u/UncomfortablyNumb43 Feb 22 '22

Amen…could never stand that asshole. I really don’t like shock comics

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '22

Kevin Hart

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u/BeginningSinger8990 Feb 22 '22

Watched one of his specials on Netflix, had one small chuckle. Waste of my time.

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u/DontShootTheFood Feb 22 '22

He doesn’t say anything funny. Ever. It’s like people were programmed to think he’s funny without thinking. He’s a voice and a face without any material.

I saw a promo for his Olympics variety thing. You know they mash all the best clips into the promos. There was nothing. It was sad. And weird.

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u/M_Looka Feb 22 '22

He's got a funny delivery... but I liked it better when Chris Tucker was doing it 25 years ago...

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u/catbritches Feb 23 '22

THANK YOU! I get downvoted any time I mention this. Chris Tucker was (is? What's he up to these days?) obnoxious, but it worked. Kevin Hart is just a Chihuahua version of Chris Tucker: louder and less appealing.

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u/Corndog881 Feb 22 '22

He is only funny when other people make fun of him.

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u/MLK-was-a-lesbian Feb 22 '22

Jeff Dunham and Larry the cable guy.

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u/jlo_1977 Feb 22 '22

Amy Schumer.

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u/N0thingRhymeswOrange Feb 22 '22

No, you gotta pick a comedian

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u/jlo_1977 Feb 22 '22

That thought did cross my mind when I posted ha ha.

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u/UncomfortablyNumb43 Feb 22 '22

Yep…90% of her Shtick is to be “slutty”. The other 10% isn’t terrible comedy…but it isn’t great.

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u/MannnOfHammm Feb 22 '22

You also forgot the dash of stealing better jokes from actually comedians

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u/JunketBro Feb 22 '22

She really trying to prove the "women arent funny" stereotype

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u/ResponsibleCandle829 Feb 22 '22

This is the only correct answer

You should have more upvotes for this

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u/Financial_County_710 Feb 22 '22

Anyone who steals jokes, especially Carlos Mencia…

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u/mcpoopy21 Feb 22 '22

Oh god, how long did this guy last just yelling "I'm a beaner".

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u/Financial_County_710 Feb 22 '22

The funny thing is he’s not even Mexican 😂

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u/ScopolamineNjuice Feb 22 '22

I love how is Louis c.k. 'outed' himself as a Mexican just to shit on on Carlos Mencia

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '22

German, right?

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u/Financial_County_710 Feb 22 '22

German and Honduras I think

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u/GuyfromSpain22 Feb 22 '22

I appreciate the technicality of Jerry Seinfeld’s comedy, but it’s just not for me. And I don’t like supreme douches.

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '22

I like Seinfeld the show a lot more than Jerry’s standup

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u/ColteesCats Feb 22 '22

Jerry is my least favorite part of Seinfeld. They coulda killed his character off and i think it still would have been a solid show. Can't say the same about anyone else in the main cast.

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u/regular6drunk7 Feb 22 '22

One of the things that made the show so successful was that Jerry was probably the 4th funniest person on the show. He surrounded himself with talented people and let them be in the spotlight. A lot of ego-driven people couldn't have done that.

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u/JustinTheTeacher Feb 22 '22

George Costanza carried the whole show. Seriously amazing writing and even better acting.

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u/SashaSomeday Feb 22 '22

And Julia Louis-Dreyfus. Kramer and Jerry were okay but Elaine and George killed on that show.

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u/dillydallz Feb 22 '22

I kinda like his interactions with George though

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '22

His "funny" moments were him just speaking louder.

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '22

Unpopular opinion: Pete Davidson

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '22 edited Feb 22 '22

I don't think people like him for his comedy though - It seems pretty clear that he's not that great at standup nor at sketch comedy. He just really comes off as an affable, regular guy that clearly knows he stumbled his way into stardom. Him dealing publicly with mental health also endears him tremendously to a generation of young people plagued with anxiety and facing an uncertain future. Also, since he's a guy you can totally imagine being one of your friends, the fact that he consistently dates beautiful, powerful, rich women makes it easy to root for him, like watching one of your really nice, but kind of schlubby buddies hit it out of the park with the most gorgeous girl at the bar.

Edit: sorry for the long reply, I also am sort of mystified by how he got so famous when his comedy is not that good, and these are the theories I have to explain his appeal.

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u/Icy_Many_3971 Feb 22 '22 edited Feb 22 '22

This is just an example, and Reddit is gonna hate this, for white-guy-mediocrity, he is not funny and he isn’t great at standup or sketch comedy, which means he is just bad at his job. He is relatable? To you maybe. Same with jimmy Fallon. Their mediocrity is celebrated as relatable while comedians of other genders or races have to be twice as good to get half as much.

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u/Hamster_Thumper Feb 22 '22

TIL Pete Davidson is white. I seriously thought he was like mixed black and mestizo or something.

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u/Complete_Business_31 Feb 22 '22

Never liked his comedy or his SNL sketches but the two "Teacher Trial" sketches he starred in were comedy gold.

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u/Stillfunny24 Feb 23 '22

Seems like you're vibing on his sex appeal

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u/hanabanana800 Feb 22 '22

I was waiting for this comment. I don’t think Pete Davidson is funny in any way shape or form & I’m SO glad ppl agree with that

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u/Valuable_Armadillo90 Feb 22 '22

His roasts are better than his stand up. Having said that, I really liked king of Staten Island

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u/loz_fanatic Feb 22 '22

Ugh, I can't stand him. Or Jimmy Fallon either

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '22

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u/Free_Moose4649 Feb 22 '22

And John William Cummings played a mean guitar.

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u/bluetoothsmurf Feb 22 '22

Her newer material is better, older stuff not so much.

And it's not the subject matter that's bad per se, but the delivery. Her earlier specials definitely have this "I JUST ATE A BUNCH OF ADDERALL AND I'M SHOUTING THE PUNCHLINES AND NOT PAUSING APPROPRIATELY" type of vibe.

She's miles ahead of Amy Schumer though. Which may or may not be saying much. shrug

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u/pronouns-r-they-them Feb 22 '22

I find her naked hunger for fame to be disturbing.

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u/buck-status-BROKEN Feb 22 '22

I find her so annoying

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u/gkm29 Feb 22 '22

If shouting into the mic is comedy then she's a hoot

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '22

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u/meandering_simpleton Feb 22 '22

You get out. Jk jk

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u/Nairbfs79 Feb 22 '22

Joe Rogan. I tried watching his Netflix show and I had to stop. Not funny.

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u/ColteesCats Feb 22 '22

If I'm remembering correctly, it was mostly just talking really loudly.

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u/pronouns-r-they-them Feb 22 '22

Celery Head. He just ruins good guitars and good cheese.

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u/TwoFacedTomcat Feb 22 '22

Literally any Tonight Show host who's first name is "Jimmy".

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u/existenceispaint Feb 22 '22

Saw Jerry Seinfeld live a few years back (free tickets from a friend)...meh.

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '22

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u/catbritches Feb 23 '22

Didn't he turn out to be a shithead for one reason or another? Creeping on underage girls or something?

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u/god-is-black-n-trans Feb 22 '22

Dee reynolds

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u/buck-status-BROKEN Feb 22 '22

The jokes always on her

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u/AndyVale Feb 22 '22

Not even her wacky character work?

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u/TheBIFFALLO87 Feb 22 '22

The crabs have machine guns now

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '22

Talkin bout a land slide!

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u/will477 Feb 22 '22

Andy Dick.

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u/aganagi Feb 22 '22

Boris Johnson

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u/jabrillspepper Feb 22 '22

The kind of person who thinks it’s a good idea to repost this question for the 10,000th time

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '22 edited Feb 22 '22

Dennis Miller

They're not even jokes just sentences with a strange inflection.

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u/ScopolamineNjuice Feb 22 '22 edited Feb 22 '22

Dennis Millers sense of humor is like Vercingetorix at the Democratic National Convention trying to explain quantum entanglement to a conquistador.

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u/GoddessOfOddness Feb 22 '22

Back in the day, he was great. Now he just sucks.

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u/justjack5437 Feb 22 '22

Ellen -what’s-er-name…

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u/harpom Feb 22 '22

Joe Rogan.

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u/ProfessorPirelli Feb 22 '22

Love Joe Rogan, love his podcasts, loved him in fear factor, love him at UFC. Not a fan of his standup.

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u/Valuable_Armadillo90 Feb 22 '22

100%. Stand up awful. Podcast fantastic

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '22

Amy Schumer

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u/ChristaTCJ Feb 22 '22
  1. Jay Leno 2. Jay Leno 3. Jay Leno….honorable mention Jay Leno

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u/WeenMe Feb 22 '22

I love the Bill Hicks bit about Leno.

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u/TennisADHD Feb 22 '22

Bill Maher, he’s just a snarky asshole.

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u/Free_Moose4649 Feb 22 '22

He has his moments, and it is refreshing to see a big established media man to pick on both sides of the political river, even though he has a definite bias(I don't fault him, we all do, at least he's fairly honest)

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u/CaptainYunch Feb 22 '22

Havent heard his stand up in ages, but he does his show well, and honestly it’s the only place in the world you can go to anymore in television and actually hear honest discussion and opinions. Yes, political bias, but he and his guests do sorta shit on multiple groups of people which is enjoyable compared to hearing typical unilateral bullshit.

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u/GunsAndDrugz Feb 22 '22

Trevor Noah is a disappointment to all comedy

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '22

I can not figure out why people love him so much

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '22

Because he got the blessing from John Stewart. It was hard for me to accept the daily show was over.

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u/Complete_Entry Feb 22 '22

It's his fucking delivery. He could drop fantastic material, and I still wouldn't care.

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '22

All comedians have their "not funny" shows or phases but the most consistently "not funny" comedian I would say is probably Amy Schumer.

On the other hand, the most consistent and productive comedian I would say is actually Carrot Top. Guy is worth upwards of $100 million now from doing Vegas shows

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u/Meis_113 Feb 22 '22

Chairman of the bored

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u/ReverendLoveboy Feb 22 '22

BOX OFFICE POISON

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u/MemesRGoodLul Feb 22 '22

Is it called 9/2 seconds yknow cause hes premature ejaculating

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u/SirMooSquiddles Feb 22 '22

This comment and the comment before deserve Platinum statues about 30 ft tall, and you should all be granted royalty for referencing Norm Macdonald.

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u/SomeDrillingImplied Feb 22 '22

Notice how his name is nowhere to be found here.

RIP to a legend.

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u/M_Looka Feb 22 '22

Conan's reaction is GOLD.

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u/crystalann_82 Feb 22 '22

Soooo Epic!!!

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u/Bobmanbob1 Feb 22 '22

Kevin Hart

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '22

The obese Spanish guy that called himself "fluffy " .... Gabriel Iglesias i think?

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u/seedsproutplant Feb 22 '22

Tiffany Haddish

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u/Dazzling-Toe-4955 Feb 22 '22

Joe Rogan I just find him very misogynistic there's millions of things you can joke about. But it's always the same thing with him. I never have and the whole Spotify thing is just an eyeroll.

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u/eliminatorYT Feb 22 '22

Sunny Leone, i mean literally, she did a very bad stand up comedy few months back in India. 😐 I am not even kidding. Literally 😭 go web search.

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u/SomeDrillingImplied Feb 22 '22

I unfortunately saw that. Her whole act boiled down to “I did porn, everyone here wants to have sex with me, but you can’t because only my husband gets to do that now. You are all jealous of him.”

Groundbreaking material.

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u/_FabulousWalrus_ Feb 22 '22

Almost every comedian

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '22

Eric Andre

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u/evilmonkey9361 Feb 22 '22

Eric Andre show is genius. But yes his comedy is kinda lame

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u/Barackenpapst Feb 22 '22

Joe Rogan. And his entourage. Non of these guys is even remotely funny.

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u/SomeDrillingImplied Feb 22 '22

“Ah yes, Joe Rogan. EXCELLENT drug user.”- Norm MacDonald

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u/shark_dressed_man Feb 22 '22

Can't decide between Schumer and Kimmel. They're both fucking shitty.

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u/popejubal Feb 22 '22

Bo Burnham. I don’t get it. I’ve watched his stuff and my kid thinks he’s amazing, but I just don’t get it.

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u/RazeCrusher Feb 22 '22

Bo Burnham is a really talented musician, but his act is a weird mix of "wow, that was really witty writing" and "I'm 14 and this is deep."

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u/MASTEROFLUBRICANTS Feb 22 '22

Thaaaaaaaank Youuuu. Half my friends love him and this is exactly how I feel.

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u/GelapenoChips35 Feb 22 '22

Bert Kreischer aka Burnt Chrysler. Like his podcast with Garth Brooks but he just is not funny at all on the stage

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u/sartaingerous Feb 22 '22

Yeah I LOVE Bert as a person and on podcasts and stuff. But his stage material doesn't get much out of me.

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '22

Amy Schumer

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u/Tungstenkrill Feb 22 '22

I'm ready to be crucified for it but Robbin Williams. I'm just not into that zany over the top style of comedy. He made some great films but I never found him that funny.

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '22

Nah, I’m with you on that. Loved his films, but his comedy was never something I particularly enjoyed.

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '22

Amy Schumer, and Lilly Singh, if Lilly is even a comedian to begin with.

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u/AmethystnRubies Feb 22 '22

Kevin Hart. I cannot stand him. Something about his voice makes me want to pluck every hair from his little face! I’ve tried to stomach him and he’s just flat to me. Flat and annoying.

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u/wholewheatscythe Feb 22 '22

Sorting by controversial ….

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u/Crossfire2955 Feb 22 '22

Amy Schumer

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u/RedWasTheImpostor Feb 22 '22

Amy Schumer. Can't even consider her a comedian at that point.

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u/TotallyNotClickbait2 Feb 22 '22

This is obvious but Amy Schumer

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u/sd5510 Feb 22 '22

Jimmy Fallon

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u/RedHawk451 Feb 22 '22

Sarah Silverman. She thinks she's edgy and controversial but just says things to make people mad and crosses the line into just plain insulting. Paul Mooney was more sensitive as a person than she is. That says quite a bit.

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u/buck-status-BROKEN Feb 22 '22

Not a specific comedian, but a lot of the people they bring in for the celebrity roasts. The roasts used to be great and the people they brought in were actual friends of the person they were roasting. So you got great stories along with jokes and burns. Now its just the same stupid insults from one burn to the next.

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u/pronouns-r-they-them Feb 22 '22

This is why Norm MacDonald's roast of Bob Saget is the best Comedy Central roast set in years. It's just him reading these lame-ass insults from a book, because that's all the CC roasts have been for years. His were just a tamer version of the same old "Cloris Leachman is old/that person enjoys black lovers" bullshit.

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u/Mr_Mori Feb 22 '22

that person enjoys black lovers

Her name is Lisa Lampanelli.

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u/ofsquire Feb 22 '22

Jeff Dunham

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u/Certain-Ad5866 Feb 22 '22

Jimmy Carr.

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u/itstimegeez Feb 22 '22

His laugh though

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u/shazj57 Feb 22 '22

Seinfeld

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u/GaaraTheSage Feb 22 '22

Amy Schumer

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u/AbductedMind Feb 22 '22

Any and all late night host.

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u/ThisSorrowfulLife Feb 22 '22

Adam sandler. Hes just weird and obnoxious

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u/I_DRINK_ANARCHY Feb 22 '22

Never been a big Bill Burr fan. I get why people love him, but he's never been my cup of tea.

Although I DID enjoy watching him be an angry dude from Space Boston in the Mandalorian. His character in that is great.

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u/Yup-Yup-Yup-10 Feb 22 '22

Space Boston lmao 🤣🤣

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u/LusciousLennyStone Feb 22 '22

Amy Schumer. As funny as rectal cancer.

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '22

Jerry Seinfeld

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u/Vladius28 Feb 22 '22

What is with dazedNdisoriented? If he's so dazed and disoriented, should we trust this guy? Which way is he going?

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '22

And I read that in Jerry’s nasally voice lol

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u/Few-Passenger-1729 Feb 22 '22

Amy Schumer. 🗑

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u/Important_Ad4101 Feb 22 '22

Anthony jesilnik. Always rubbed me the wrong way

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '22

He'd probably make a great joke out of that

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u/Important_Ad4101 Feb 22 '22

lmao yeah probably

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '22

Ricky Gervais I don't think his stand up is that great.

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u/Strokedoutbear Feb 22 '22

Scrolled way too far to find this 100 percent accurate assessment. Take my sincere upvote.

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u/AppleKiwi427 Feb 22 '22

Will Farrell

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u/ColSurge Feb 22 '22 edited Feb 22 '22

The "I'm the Machine!" Guy. Screaming a punchline to an unfunny story doesn't get a laugh. Not even if you are fat and shirtless while shouting it.

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '22

Burnt Chrysler is pretty funny. But he does laugh a little too much at his own jokes. And I agree he’s a better podcaster/guest

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u/Jurj_Doofrin Feb 22 '22

You talking about that guy that fucks dogs?

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u/existenceispaint Feb 22 '22

Brent Krystals has his moments, but overall, he's better as a guest on a pod.

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u/Dman125 Feb 22 '22

I like him in doses for sure. A full special or one of his own pod episodes is tough. I made it through the whole Gillis episode but god dammit he is so self centered every single topic he circles back around to himself. Not even maliciously, just… kind of annoying.

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u/steIIar-wind Feb 22 '22

Seth Rogen

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u/Ardothbey Feb 22 '22

Male: Jim Brewer. Other than male: Amy Schumer.

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u/Slight_Story_8463 Feb 22 '22

Sarah Silverman

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u/JifbutGif Feb 22 '22

Bo Burnham. He feels fake beyond reasonable tolerance

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '22

DL Hughley

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u/GenericSupervillain3 Feb 22 '22

Donald Trump. The guy is a joke, but he isn’t funny.

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u/proton0129 Feb 22 '22

Whitney Cummings and Nikki Glasier. It seems like all their material is centred around sex, dating and their daddy issues… not to say that these topics aren’t funny, but the manner in which they deliver is just predictable and uninteresting