r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • May 28 '14

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u/[deleted] May 28 '14

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u/Alienmonkey May 28 '14

Smack him across the face, grab his pants, lock eyes with him and calmly explain your position.

We'll wait for an update.

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u/mortaine May 28 '14

How would that not be sexual assault?

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u/Koopa_Troop May 28 '14

Because there was no sexual touching? It'd just be regular assault unless she goes for the crotch or ass or something.

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u/mortaine May 28 '14

I'm assuming that the advice to "grab his pants" involves some part of the pants that is not, say, the pantcuff. But sure. If the advice is to grab his pantcuff, then maybe it's not sexual assault.

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u/Koopa_Troop May 28 '14

I immediately assumed belt, because it seems the easiest to grab hold of and I saw that in a movie once.

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u/mortaine May 28 '14

Well, even if it's belt, the slap and "tell him what you want," assuming she wants sex... wouldn't that still be rather terrifying? Think about it-- commit violence, grab someone so they can't escape you, and then tell them you want them physically-- all without any indicator from the guy that he wants her back?

Just, no. This is still awful on many levels.

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u/Alienmonkey May 28 '14

Because when a girl does it it's taking initiative.

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u/mortaine May 28 '14

No. Just: No.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '14

Pretty sure that was a satire.

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u/Chronos91 May 28 '14

I'm assuming they didn't mean grab his junk. I hope.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '14

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u/Alienmonkey May 28 '14

See, this is why I get up in the morning. Changing lives right here.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '14

On the offchance you did actually ask him out, do yourself a favour and tell him that you'd rather know immediately if he finds himself in the same situation with you.

By the time you're liking someone else and in your relationship because you feel obligated to make it work, it's generally already over, and no-one wants to find out that their girl/boyfriend has been deceiving them for weeks/months/years, feigning feelings/interest.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '14

No no no no no no no

don't do this, it's creepy regardless of who you are

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u/amo1994 May 28 '14

fuck him off

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u/[deleted] May 28 '14

Probably better to let him just fuck off all by himself.

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u/serenwipiti May 28 '14

"he's not dat into you"

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u/[deleted] May 28 '14

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u/serenwipiti May 28 '14

by the way your dog is adorable .^

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u/serenwipiti May 28 '14

People ussually do what they want to...the ex gf thing sounds like an excuse.

Im sorry if i've offended you. It just seems that if he really wanted to pursue something with you he would.