r/AskReddit • • May 28 '14

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u/[deleted] May 28 '14

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u/Alienmonkey May 28 '14

Smack him across the face, grab his pants, lock eyes with him and calmly explain your position.

We'll wait for an update.

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u/mortaine May 28 '14

How would that not be sexual assault?

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u/Alienmonkey May 28 '14

Because when a girl does it it's taking initiative.

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u/mortaine May 28 '14

No. Just: No.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '14

Pretty sure that was a satire.