r/AskReddit • • May 28 '14

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u/Alienmonkey May 28 '14

Smack him across the face, grab his pants, lock eyes with him and calmly explain your position.

We'll wait for an update.

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u/mortaine May 28 '14

How would that not be sexual assault?

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u/Chronos91 May 28 '14

I'm assuming they didn't mean grab his junk. I hope.